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These are the easiest players to beat, but the most frustrating to lose to. Just bet modest amounts all the time when you are ahead. The idea of betting for value was never more important than when playing against this kind of player. Bet 1/2 the pot a lot - enough that he's getting poor pot odds for what are probably crappy draws. Don't spend a lot of effort trying to bully him, bait him, sucker him in, or bluff him out. Just bet when you're ahead and fold when you're behind & there are no more cards coming (this is probably any time he comes alive with a big river bet). Think of it this way: when you're drawing he's almost always making it cheap for you, and when you're ahead your only job is to make him pay to play. In the long run, and even the not-very-long run, you should demolish this creampuff easily.
I actually play with someone (a girl) who is just like this. Aggravatingly unpredictable, she seems to assign random values to hands, has no concept of position, and bets small amounts with a wide range of hands after the flop. She'll call raises with horrible cards if she's in the mood, and worse, will go through stretches of boredom where she starts raising before the flop over and over again with any two cards. All I do is play my own cards and don't even try to follow her anti-logic. I keep betting reasonable amounts, and she keeps paying me off. Usually 1/3 of my chips in a tournament come from her, if I'm getting good cards at all.
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