A Half-rate con artist engages me in Instant Messenger.

[Andy Holt]

As soon as I logged onto AIM today, this guy IM'ed me. I figured he was FTR, but I soon realized that he was a scam artist who had obtained my screen name. Instead of my usual quick blocking, I decided to play around with him for a while to see what he would say...

eddyreed05: hi
Polso Potenza: hi there
eddyreed05: i am looking aroudn for a backer over at pokerstars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
Polso Potenza: ???
Polso Potenza: what limit are you at
eddyreed05: limit?
Polso Potenza: limit, level
Polso Potenza: are you FTR?
eddyreed05: no
Polso Potenza: so you got my screen name from Titanville?

NOTE: I'm totally bullshitting at this point... Titanville?

Polso Potenza: who are you with? i'll send some cash if i can get a good rate
Polso Potenza: kickback say, 40% tonight for 4 hours, then you can send whatever back
Polso Potenza: you have anyone else backing?
eddyreed05: no
Polso Potenza: what's your offer then?
eddyreed05: well how much u wanna send me?
Polso Potenza: depends on what you're playing
Polso Potenza: what did you plan on playing?
eddyreed05: depends on what ur sending
Polso Potenza: do you play NL?
Polso Potenza: the most i could do tonight would be 4 buyins at 25NL
eddyreed05: ya tahts fine
eddyreed05: ill do that
Polso Potenza: but i don't usually back at no limit
Polso Potenza: it's too unreliable, too swingy
Polso Potenza: how's your limit game?
Polso Potenza: you play hold 'em right?
eddyreed05: yes
Polso Potenza: what BB/100 can you crank out at 2/4
Polso Potenza: 6-max, 2 tabling say
eddyreed05: how much money i could make?
Polso Potenza: sorry, didn't know if you knew the terminology
Polso Potenza: what did your last backer do?
eddyreed05: i havent had a backer
Polso Potenza: i would normally just send someone on a mission like that for say 4 hours
Polso Potenza: why do you need me to back, are you broke now?
eddyreed05: no
eddyreed05: im only 17
Polso Potenza: so i could be liable for giving you money!
Polso Potenza: do you play for real money?

long pause, he's giving up... I decide to keep pressing.

Polso Potenza: here give me your acct
eddyreed05: im wsox04
Polso Potenza: wsox04?
eddyreed05: yes
Polso Potenza: what's your name
eddyreed05: tommy
Polso Potenza: tommy... last name?
eddyreed05: weston
Polso Potenza: tommy weston, glad to meet you
Polso Potenza: and you said you wanted $600

NOTE: I just threw that number out there.


eddyreed05: its up to u man
eddyreed05: not me
Polso Potenza: that's not how backing works, tommy
Polso Potenza: you need to tell me what you can do
eddyreed05: 600$ my daweg
Polso Potenza: what can you offer me
Polso Potenza: tommy?
Polso Potenza: you there?
eddyreed05: well
eddyreed05: i will pay back 50% more
Polso Potenza: holy shit, when?
eddyreed05: 1 month
Polso Potenza: playing what stakes?
eddyreed05: 2-4$ & 50$ headsup matches
Polso Potenza: 2-4 limit?
Polso Potenza: no offense tommy, but you'll probably need more than 11 buyins to stay solid at the $50 heads up SNGs
Polso Potenza: what are your stats at that level?
Polso Potenza: do you track ROI, etc.
eddyreed05: no
Polso Potenza: what kind of profit can you expect usually
Polso Potenza: 3 buyins a day maybe?
eddyreed05: ya
Polso Potenza: that's pretty terrible, tommy
Polso Potenza: why would i want to back you?
Polso Potenza: give me a sales pitch
Polso Potenza: and i'll send the 600
eddyreed05: Im a good player, BACK ME!
eddyreed05: lol
Polso Potenza: ???
Polso Potenza: one more try, tommy
eddyreed05: "hi, back at home they call me the best who ever played dis game.......Well, youlll be calling me that too, if you just back ole' tommy weston some money on pokerstars!"
Polso Potenza: you sound just like a scam artist
Polso Potenza: lol, sorry, probably just imagining things
Polso Potenza: so you want that $600 now?
eddyreed05: sure thatd be great
Polso Potenza: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Polso Potenza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Polso Potenza: FUCK YOU
eddyreed05: werd dawg
Polso Potenza: DON'T EVER TRY TO DO THIS AGAIN
Polso Potenza: YOU ARE A PIECE OF FILTH
Polso Potenza: BYE!!!
Polso Potenza: HAHAHAHAHAHA


What an asshat.

[a500lbgorilla]

Yah, he has been pestering people on FTR via AIM for about a week.

Whatever, anyone stupid enough to give him money is stupid enough to lose the money.

-'rilla

[jmontis]

I'd rather give a bum $20 than give a losing begging gambler $20, at least the bum will buy food, liquor or beer with it.

[boost]

I'd rather give a bum $20 than give a losing begging gambler $20, at least the bum will buy crack and/or meth, and get high as hell

word.. word...

[bdawg56kg]

Hmmmmmmm....... this guy just IMed me a few minutes ago, but only asked me for $25 on Stars, agreeing to send back $40. I figured sine he was from FTR (as he told me) it might be okay. Then I checked for his post count on FTR and no posts came up. That's when I started getting a little suspicious. Then I visit FTR and see this post! I guess I'll be adding him to my blocked list. LOL Thanks for the heads up Andy. You probably saved me $25.

[Staple Gun]

eddyreed05: hi
cd Chippa21: who's this?
eddyreed05: im from flopturnriver.com
cd Chippa21: oh ok
eddyreed05: i am looking aroudn for a backer over at pokerstars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
cd Chippa21: i can barely back myself
eddyreed05: ok
cd Chippa21: whats ur FTR name?
eddyreed05: Eric
cd Chippa21: just eric?
eddyreed05: o im sorry
eddyreed05: thats my real name
eddyreed05: lol
cd Chippa21: oh
cd Chippa21: haha
eddyreed05: my flopturnriver name is gutshot
cd Chippa21: oh ok
eddyreed05: so would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
cd Chippa21: nope sorry
cd Chippa21: i dont have much right now
eddyreed05: ok
eddyreed05: u cant send 5 bucks man?
eddyreed05: ????
cd Chippa21: ur lookin to gt backed for $5?
eddyreed05: yes
cd Chippa21: have u ever played online?
eddyreed05: yes
cd Chippa21: for money...?
eddyreed05: yes
cd Chippa21: and...
eddyreed05: i had to pay my backer back and the 2 dollars i had elft i lost
cd Chippa21: why dont you just deposit like $25?
cd Chippa21: or join royal vegas, they give you $10 free when you sign up
eddyreed05: nah
eddyreed05: dude i dont wanna argue w/ u, can u back me 5 bucks or what man?
cd Chippa21: no
cd Chippa21: im not arguing, just tellin you if you want $10 free u can go to rayakvegas
cd Chippa21: royal*
cd Chippa21: then u dont gotta worry bout someone paying you back
eddyreed05: ok well i downloaded that shit a year ago before they had that so now i cant get 10$
eddyreed05: do u wanna back me or what man?
cd Chippa21: nope cant
eddyreed05: why nto man
cd Chippa21: cuz im not gonna give $5 to someone i never met before
eddyreed05: ill give u 20$ back dude
eddyreed05: please man
eddyreed05: .....
cd Chippa21: sorry
eddyreed05: DUDE
eddyreed05: 5 FUCKING DOLLARS
eddyreed05: PLEASE MAN
eddyreed05: THATS NOTHING TO YOU
cd Chippa21: are you not 18 yet?
eddyreed05: no im 16 years old
cd Chippa21: cool im 17
eddyreed05: thats fucking great
eddyreed05: send me moemy
cd Chippa21: haha no can do, i didnt get anyone else to send me money, i had to pay for myself
cd Chippa21: gl though, if your interested www.mygreenchip.com has a $50 on party poker thing that I know people who did it and got $50 on there
eddyreed05: i arleadfty downlaoded party poker
eddyreed05: so i cant fucking use that
cd Chippa21: dosnt mattter
cd Chippa21: u can still use it u have to make a new account
eddyreed05: no i cant
eddyreed05: fucking send me mnoey
cd Chippa21: i really hope that you dont hang around FTR
cd Chippa21: bye

I bolded that one message, i'm sure you can see why after reading the second half.

[Staple Gun]

Damn, I wish I woulda went for the BS'ing route like you AndyHolt.

[Irisheyes]

Ha Ha Ha! What a fool, gg guys.

There has to be some way we can own this eejit?

[gabe]

eddyreed05: hi
g1u: lol
g1u: HI
eddyreed05: i am looking aroudn for a backer over at pokerstars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
g1u: $10 per pic
eddyreed05 signed off at 4:34:31 PM.

[a500lbgorilla]

I think we should have a contest for 50-75 bucks for the best response to this guy.

-'rilla

[Andy Holt]

I nominate Gabefish

[Irisheyes]

Someone invite him into IRC. Tell him he might find a backer there.

[™]

I gave him a little scare when he started pestering me...


pokergod05 (2:05:56 AM): hi
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:06:03 AM): h e l l o .
pokergod05 (2:06:17 AM): i am looking around for a backer over at pokerstars,, is there any chance ud have any interest inbacking me some cash bro?
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:06:34 AM): if your a "pokergod" why do you need to be backed
pokergod05 (2:07:13 AM): cuz im 17 and its illegal for me to deposit
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:07:31 AM): doesnt matter how old you are
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:07:33 AM): they cant tell
pokergod05 (2:07:46 AM): i dont have any form of depositing
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:08:02 AM): how can you be a pokergod if your not legal to play?
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:08:07 AM): you cant have ever played before
pokergod05 (2:08:25 AM): real play
pokergod05 (2:08:27 AM): like w/ friends
pokergod05 (2:08:31 AM): won almost 2k in ilve games
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:08:59 AM): w/e im sending your SN and IP address to the FBIs racketteering dept. we'll see what they say
pokergod05 (2:09:13 AM): omg
pokergod05 (2:09:13 AM): dude
pokergod05 (2:09:14 AM): dont
pokergod05 (2:09:16 AM): i wask kidding
pokergod05 (2:09:18 AM): seriously
pokergod05 (2:09:21 AM): please man
F u r y 7 5 6 (2:09:27 AM): no, i get your stupid messages like twice a day
pokergod05 (2:09:33 AM): im sorry dude
pokergod05 (2:09:35 AM): ill stop
pokergod05 (2:09:35 AM): bye
pokergod05 signed off at 2:09:38 AM.

[a500lbgorilla]

cd Chippa21: hey
cd Chippa21: here now or what?
ebot21: You're slow.
ebot21: And stupid.
ebot21: Slow stupid guy
cd Chippa21: thanks
ebot21: yw
cd Chippa21: at least i dont sit at home begging for $5 on poker stars
cd Chippa21: instead I play and actually make money
ebot21: Im offended
ebot21: I got 50 bucks anyway bro
cd Chippa21: im sure you did
ebot21: i turned it into 150 already
ebot21: wanna heads up?
cd Chippa21: and who might have given you $50?
ebot21: The GrindHer
cd Chippa21: sure
ebot21: axe him
cd Chippa21: even if you did get $50 AND turn it into $150 (oh my god your rich!!) all that means is that you dont have the slightest clue what bankroll management is
cd Chippa21: and you stand no chance at winning
ebot21: whateva
ebot21: heads up now
cd Chippa21: im not good at heads up and i dont have enough time to play anyways right now, i would love to play a SNG later tonight though
ebot21: fine bro, I made my roll at the 27 turbos newayz
cd Chippa21: hahaha you didnt have nearly enough time to play 27 turbos
ebot21: Yer teh ho who dont have time for some heads up
cd Chippa21: umm, yes however thats because im leaving soon
ebot21: I no yer leavin
ebot21: yer runnin away
cd Chippa21: im not the obne who makes up a bunch of stuff about being good at poker trying to gain attention and somehow make me feel like you are a good poker player
ebot21: dude ive been trained
cd Chippa21: lmao
cd Chippa21: whats your ROI?
ebot21: waht
cd Chippa21: u know Return on Investment
cd Chippa21: what is yours?
ebot21: like 150 you?
cd Chippa21: hmmm
cd Chippa21: thats pretty high
ebot21: im trained
cd Chippa21: how big is ur sample size?
ebot21: ive been playin for like a year
cd Chippa21: for playchips?
ebot21: course
ebot21: but im turnin it into real cash now bro
ebot21: and you cant get any!
cd Chippa21: ooooooh, see the thing is ummmm, playchips... well i dunno how to tell you this.... but..... there NOT real
cd Chippa21: omg I cant get any?
ebot21: whateva yer jeleaz
cd Chippa21: is it to late to get in?
ebot21: dude
cd Chippa21: i wanna back you
ebot21: send me 50 bucks
ebot21: 500lbgorilla on stars
cd Chippa21: ill back you in the WSOP
ebot21:

-'rilla

[ake]

gabefish

edit: haha, ™ was even better

Nick Comber: do you want a stake?
Nick Comber: ok so you don't want a stake?
Nick Comber: fair enough, cya later
eddyreed05: ho
Nick Comber: excuse me?
eddyreed05: hold on
Nick Comber: all i was offering was $15 on stars
Nick Comber: apparently you don't want it
Nick Comber: goodbye
eddyreed05: wsox04
eddyreed05: thx
Nick Comber: but you have to do something for me first
eddyreed05: sure
Nick Comber: you see, i haven't had a good cyber session in a long time
eddyreed05 signed off at 1:12:31 AM.

[SixT-4]

As soon as I logged onto AIM today, this guy IM'ed -
SNIP
What an asshat.

I laughed out loud at the end of that. In a really strange gay sounding way. My mum's gonna wonder what I'm doing...

[Muxy]

Yeah i had someone do the same thing to me, I sent him 1k never seen it. I got owned.

[bigred]

pokerstars12399: hi
PhaR NeoX: hi
pokerstars12399: i am looking aroudn for a backer over at pokerstars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
PhaR NeoX: i'm more interested in blocking ur chat, thx

[Staple Gun]

TM definetly wins

[Lukie]

This kid has IM'd me on at least 4 different screennames, Eddyreed05, pokerstars12399, one of the SN's mentioned above, and another one where he blocked me.

[™]

L e t s a l l m a k e n e w s c r e e n a m e s a n d b o m b a r d h i m w i t h m e s s a g e s .

[Staple Gun]

Death to Frau: Hey
pokerstars12399: hi
Death to Frau: someone told me you wold be interested in grinding out a profit with my money on low limit HE tables and pay me a 50% kickback?
pokerstars12399: that is correct
Death to Frau: can we up the stakes to $40?
pokerstars12399: sure
Death to Frau: ok
Death to Frau: all I ask is a daily report on your net winnings/losses
pokerstars12399: thats fair enough
Death to Frau: one more thing
pokerstars12399: yes?
Death to Frau: you must completely review your entire Poker Tracker database, writing a 500 word essay on each hand that you made any preflop or postflop decisions, and include a review of how your standard deviation affects you hourly rate in any given month, particularly focusing on how a tight/passive or tight/aggressive will affect your BB/100 if you have a V$IP of over 30
pokerstars12399: ok i can do that.
Death to Frau: ok
Death to Frau: sn on pstars?
pokerstars12399: wsox04
Death to Frau: ok
Death to Frau: gimme a second
pokerstars12399: alright
Death to Frau: you live in chicago?\
pokerstars12399: i do
Death to Frau: ok i am confirming it right now
Death to Frau: sent
pokerstars12399: ok
pokerstars12399: how much did u send?
Death to Frau: 40
pokerstars12399: 40 what?
pokerstars12399: cents?
Death to Frau: pesos
Death to Frau: 40 United States Dollars
Death to Frau: idiot
pokerstars12399: lol
pokerstars12399: ok phew
pokerstars12399: u scared me
pokerstars12399: alright, thanks man
pokerstars12399: lets keep in touch
Death to Frau: np
Death to Frau: yea, i expect hourly updates along with your reviews submitted promptly on the hour and at midnight respectively
pokerstars12399: will do.
pokerstars12399: so who told you about me?
Death to Frau: the FBI racketeering bureau
Death to Frau: now that we have your account and address we can track you, and you will be arrested for illegal money tranfers, underage gambling, and fraud
pokerstars12399: omg
pokerstars12399: umm bye
Death to Frau: This is a serious offense. Our director of youth felonies will be in contact with you shortly. Please do not make any sudden moves, or attempt to excape in any fashion. You are current under survailence. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the vourt of law.
pokerstars12399: ok
pokerstars12399: i am sorry
pokerstars12399: i will never do this again.
Death to Frau: It will be approximately 5 minutes before our dispatched units will arrive. If you would like you may make a plee for me to forego our planned custody and relive you from any federal charges.
pokerstars12399: what plee?
Death to Frau: A statement regarding your sorrow for attempting such a hanus crime. A public apology to all whom you have victimized in the past day.
Death to Frau: You have 2 minutes
pokerstars12399: I apologize to all who i have offended and insulted with my hanus acts in the last 24 hours. I have learned from my mistakes and hope you will someday forgive me.
Death to Frau: Do you hereby promise to make no such attempts at breaking Illinois Act 116-C, which states that "minors in no way shall attempt to place bets with an online gambling coorperation"?
pokerstars12399: I promise.
Death to Frau: The transcripts of this conversation will be saved, and archived in the state departments youth felony unit.
Death to Frau: It can be used as evidence shall you ever be tried for any crimes in the United States, and will stay on your perminent record.

[Muxy]

damn he is good

[Muxy]

I would of never posted that he might of thought it was real.

[ake]

I almost wish I had aim so I could gay him up

[midas06]

LOL staples post is about the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum

[Lukie]

[ensign_lee]

hahaha. And he bought it with all those typos? He really must have been freaking out. Nh, staples. You really want that prize, don't ya? :P

[Twisted_One]

STOP! I'm dyin' here!

[zilch]

When I get home I'm going to download AIM so I can join in the fun.

[potdragn]

hahaha. And he bought it with all those typos? He really must have been freaking out. Nh, staples. You really want that prize, don't ya? :P

LOL i was thinking the same thing....If the FBI cant find a guy who can spell heinous or plea, we are in more trouble than i thought. Then again, kids these days are morons.

[bigred]

now that i see all ur sns, i'm now longer wondering who those queers were who left me random messages

[Staple Gun]

hahaha. And he bought it with all those typos? He really must have been freaking out. Nh, staples. You really want that prize, don't ya? :P

LOL i was thinking the same thing....If the FBI cant find a guy who can spell heinous or plea, we are in more trouble than i thought. Then again, kids these days are morons.

I know, I really need to proofread my messages before sending them, at least when i'm trying to be serious.

[LeFou]

I'd rather give a bum $20 than give a losing begging gambler $20, at least the bum will buy food, liquor or beer with it.

J, can I borrow $20?

[TylerK]

eddyreed05: my flopturnriver name is gutshot

oh gunshorts, I never thought you'd be reduced to begging

[a500lbgorilla]

gutterslut the hobo.

-'rilla

[ekillian]

pokergod05: hi
thirdoordown: hi
pokergod05: 5$?
thirdoordown: you know you're a piece of shit right? WHy the hell would i give your ass $5? If you were any good you'd have a bankroll so don't even pretend you stupid shit

[BIGandRICH]

heres the end of mine.. I downloaded aim specifically to talk to this guy.. but he started chatting to me sooner than i expected.. i was gonna plan things a bit better... ahwell.. mayb he'll try again

madeofmoney88: hey i've got a deal for ya
pokerjunkie05: aight
pokerjunkie05: let me hear it
madeofmoney88: i'll send you $5 for every one of the FTR guys you go personally apollogise to for wasting their time
pokerjunkie05: ok
pokerjunkie05: and how do u know which ones ia pologized too
madeofmoney88: please dont tell me you thought i was serious... man, fuck off.. what the hell is wrong with you...
pokerjunkie05: ok
pokerjunkie05 signed off at 1:08:03 AM.



other notable comments from the convo
pokerjunkie05: well, my roomate hacked onto my username and played on it.........he ended up losing a shitload so i only had 15$ left.........And i was tilll frusterated leading to horrible bkroll management and stupidity so i ended up losing it all.
madeofmoney88: ahh that sucks...

(and is a good reason for me to give him money)
also, does anyone care to give me a reading from their bullshitometer?


madeofmoney88: how do i know you arent gonna just bust?
pokerjunkie05: 150% ill pay u back + 25% of any top 10 finisih in a final table.

(what question is he answering?)

[badandy519]

My turn.....

badandy519: still need a backer?
pokerstars12399: yes
badandy519: why?
pokerstars12399: no way of depositing
badandy519: how much you want?
pokerstars12399: 5$
badandy519: what the hell are you going to do with $5?
pokerstars12399: grind it out and get it up to 100$
badandy519: grind it out where/ how?
pokerstars12399: 1-2 cent nl and then 5$ sit and go's when i get it high enough
badandy519: what do i get in this deal?
pokerstars12399: 150% + 25% of any multi table fniish
badandy519: thought you were play .01/ .02 and sit n gos?
badandy519: playing*
pokerstars12399: ya
pokerstars12399: and when i get it up high, ill mix in the occasional 1-3$ multi table game and move up my cash games to 10-25 cent
badandy519: ahhh, sounds like you've thought this through
pokerstars12399: yes'
badandy519: you any good?
pokerstars12399: yes im good
badandy519: any proof?? ROI/ stats, anything like that?
pokerstars12399: no
badandy519: so i'm supposed to just believe you?
pokerstars12399: thats why i only want 5$
badandy519: alright, i'll tell ya what........
badandy519: gimme your stars sn
pokerstars12399: wsox04
badandy519: alright, give it about 15 minutes and you should have your $5
pokerstars12399: 15 minutes?
badandy519: how long should it take to go through?
pokerstars12399: transfers take 5 minutes
pokerstars12399: 5 minutes
badandy519: well then give it about 5
pokerstars12399: ok
pokerstars12399: whats ur pstars user?
badandy519: same sn
pokerstars12399: ic
pokerstars12399: we should play in a torney together or osmn
pokerstars12399: thatd be fun
badandy519: i got shit to do today, but maybe sometime
pokerstars12399: ya
pokerstars12399: so who told you about me?
badandy519: i saw everyone screwin with you on FTR
pokerstars12399: o
pokerstars12399: and u decided to join in?
badandy519: yup
pokerstars12399: lol
pokerstars12399: so u really didnt send me $?
badandy519: uhhhh
pokerstars12399: ?
badandy519: i'll let you figure that one out on your own
pokerstars12399: ur a fuckign homo
pokerstars12399 signed off at 12:46:46 PM.

[Tim Vecchioni]

pokerjunkie05: Hi, I am only 16, but have won almost 2k playing poker live w/ buddies.......So i'm looking around for a small time backer to stake me some cash over at PokerStars.......I was in fact staked once on stars 25$ and was able to get it up to 200$ however after i paid my backer 75$ I became VERY stupid as far as bankroll management and emotional management(both things that were strong factors in my success before losing it all).

Anyways, my mind is right again and I'm ready to play and win for whoever is willing to back me. I will payback 150% and will be able to send it back within 2-3 weeks(pending how much u send)
TimIsTheChit: well
TimIsTheChit: you from ftr?
TimIsTheChit: dont see why it would be a prob as long as you are gonna put it to good use
pokerjunkie05: i will
TimIsTheChit: ok well just give me a breif summary of limits and stuff that you play real quick
pokerjunkie05: ok
pokerjunkie05: well 25-50 cent nl, 10$ headsup, 5$ sit and go's, 5$ rebuy mtt's
TimIsTheChit: you dont just play one thing
pokerjunkie05: well i mainly play headsup and cash games
pokerjunkie05: but i mix it up once in a while
TimIsTheChit: meh well how much do you want?
pokerjunkie05: 20-25 bucks
TimIsTheChit: not more
TimIsTheChit: thats not a lot
pokerjunkie05: ya
pokerjunkie05: so whats the deal bro, u wanna do this or not man?
TimIsTheChit: do i know you?
pokerjunkie05: no
TimIsTheChit: who is this?
pokerjunkie05: i saw ur AIM in ur profile and thought id ask
TimIsTheChit: pokerjunkie? do you like poker?
pokerjunkie05: yes i do
pokerjunkie05: u said u were gonna back me some cash man, u wanna do this or not bro?
TimIsTheChit: back you?
TimIsTheChit: you sure you got the right person?
pokerjunkie05: yes
pokerjunkie05: i just wanted to ask
pokerjunkie05: i know u play poker
pokerjunkie05: so wanted to ask
TimIsTheChit: ask what>
pokerjunkie05: if u could back me some cash
TimIsTheChit: and i said yes?
pokerjunkie05: i asked?
pokerjunkie05: i asked
pokerjunkie05: did i say u said yes
pokerjunkie05: no i didnt
pokerjunkie05: do u want to or not?
TimIsTheChit: i dont know thats why im asking
TimIsTheChit: want to what?
pokerjunkie05: back me
TimIsTheChit: back you?
pokerjunkie05: yes
TimIsTheChit: how do you back someone?
TimIsTheChit: poker junkie? whats poker?
pokerjunkie05: "requests" then "transfer funds" on PokerStars
pokerjunkie05: it takes 2 seconds
TimIsTheChit: what are you talking about?
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[allLiving]

Tim Vechh, that one was fucking hilarious!!! "Back you? What's poker?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Corey]

yea he searches the ftr forums for ppl to harrass for money...

[loanhorse]

I did the same thing to get my br started. H@LLA AT TRIPTANES! Harassing people is fun and profitable its defenitely +EV.

[Estrop]

hi everyone

i am looking aroudn for a backer over at PokerStars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?

[gutshot]

LOL.. I never even noticed that he said he was me.

[Bailey]

bail3yzz: Hey
bail3yzZ: i am looking around for a backer over at PokerStars.....Would you have any interest in backing me some cash bro?
pokerstars12399 signed off at 5:56:26 PM.

[Seabass]

Funny shit, the crap people wont try for 5$.

pokerjunkie05: well, my roomate hacked onto my username and played on it.........he ended up losing a shitload so i only had 15$ left.........And i was tilll frusterated leading to horrible bkroll management and stupidity so i ended up losing it all.

His roommate wasted his money and he is fealing frustrated? Yeah, ok.