Deep Poker Thoughts - by Jack Handy

[cobere]

If I had a full house, I'd probably want to get some stuff out of my house. Unless I was by a river, in which case, I'd just dump some stuff in the river.

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original off the top of my head, please feel free to continue =)

[Lukie]

I blush everytime I turn a flush.
The first time in days my raise gets called.
This fool better watch his stack,
Or I'm gonna take my money back.

The river brings a paired ace,
What a horrible time and place.
That stupid fish pushed all-in
(You can't be serious), yes I am.

Last time he only had king-high
Fuck it baby, it's time to fly.
He flips his pocket aces,
Now he says he has to go places.

He left and you just want to cry
How did this game ever get so dry?

Now you call over the masus..
All you want is a nice massage.
She's as big as a caboose,
and wouldn't fit in my garage.

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