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  1. 11-22-2005 09:00 PM #1
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    Default List What You Have Been Banned From!

    We all like to make trouble what/where have you been banned from.

    I got my chat banned at RVP.
    And I think I am getting banned at hardforums.com(I will post the PMs if I do)
    I also was banned from a IRC server for starting a civil war, twice(two different groups of admins I was "on both sides" good times)
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  2. 11-22-2005 09:03 PM #2
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  3. 11-22-2005 09:04 PM #3
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    I don't think I've ever been banned from anything except a couple IRC chat rooms.

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  4. 11-22-2005 09:19 PM #4
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  5. 11-22-2005 09:30 PM #5
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    ProZach,

    What's your name on [H]? Why are they going to ban you?
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  6. 11-22-2005 09:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  7. 11-22-2005 09:44 PM #7
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    An Everquest server. I'm not technically banned, but I wouldn't be welcomed by the community

    Fuck those MMORPGs anyway.
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  8. 11-22-2005 09:46 PM #8
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    I also got banned form a ex-girlfriends house lol
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  9. 11-22-2005 09:49 PM #9
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  10. 11-23-2005 08:37 AM #10
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    im banned from my missus house
    i got banned from school dinners twice
    i got banned from msn messenger
    i might now be banned from pokerstars
    oh i got banned at soccer and rugby too
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  11. 11-23-2005 09:09 AM #11
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    I got banned from this fucking wanky poker site called FlopTurnRiver by calling everyone's mothers dirty bitches.

    Apart from that - nothing.






    Oh... all your mothers are dirty bitches, by the way.
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  13. 11-23-2005 12:14 PM #13
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    I've never been banned from anywhere.

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  18. 11-23-2005 01:58 PM #18
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    A social club in my town.

    'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
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    OK I have to ask about this..lol
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  20. 11-23-2005 03:48 PM #20
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    The pieces of the puzzle included ramblings about the Dutch Queen Beatrix, rum, a banana, and thinking I was on the clothing optional French side of St. Martin when I really was on the Dutch side.
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    Props to those who didnt post chatroom/video game.
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  23. 11-23-2005 09:26 PM #23
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    From the local clinic after stealing prescription methamphetamine for my mother, a dirty filthy whore. She never gave me the $3 she promised either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    A social club in my town.

    'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
    You were drunk at 14 years old?
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  25. 11-24-2005 12:11 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    An Everquest server. I'm not technically banned, but I wouldn't be welcomed by the community

    Fuck those MMORPGs anyway.

    Rofl i got banned from everquest too...in like 8th grade.
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  26. 11-24-2005 02:38 PM #26
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    This guy i know got banned from RVP.

    In chat, someone made a comment on his poker and said he played like a 12yo.
    For a joke he said
    'no im not, im 14!!'

    He then got a banning email because he had claimed to be underage.

    lol
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  27. 11-24-2005 04:00 PM #27
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    My ice-hockey league has a stupid 3 minor penalities and you're out of the game rule.

    I've been banni-shed (hey, that sounds all Shakesperean and shit) from a few games over the years. My question is, if the penalties are 'minor', then how does three of them get turned into as major f'ing drag for me?

    No poker-related banishing yet, but I'm working on it. I'd drop the gloves if my nut-flush got beat by a one-card str8 flush on the river for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    A social club in my town.

    'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
    You were drunk at 14 years old?
    You weren't?
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  29. 11-24-2005 04:48 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
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    Wow. Do you write your own jokes? Becuase you're just fuggin priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiverMonkey
    My ice-hockey league has a stupid 3 minor penalities and you're out of the game rule.

    I've been banni-shed (hey, that sounds all Shakesperean and shit) from a few games over the years. My question is, if the penalties are 'minor', then how does three of them get turned into as major f'ing drag for me?

    No poker-related banishing yet, but I'm working on it. I'd drop the gloves if my nut-flush got beat by a one-card str8 flush on the river for sure.
    My dad grounded me from hokcey for a week for taking a kid out one time, he hurt our captain and that wasnt cool with me, stick to the back will show him not to mess with us(he went down fro 5 minutes lol what a pussy)
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
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    Wow. Do you write your own jokes? Becuase you're just fuggin priceless.


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    The entire church went "Dropped Jaw", and I laughed my ass off.
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    Banned from 4 Pedi Cab Companies is San Diego. This was the
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    Banned from a Judas Priest concert when I was 15......My pal and I shared a 5th of cheap vodka, and head banged all the way through the first band, (Medadeath)....During the intermission the spins kicked in. While sitting down the spins got ferocious.....

    Oh=no, here comes the vodka.....and splash.. I puked on about 10 people in the crowd. People were kicking me, punching me, who knows what else, I don't really remember......hahahahhahahhaah 15 and wasted at Judas Priest.

    The funny thing is, they had to drag me through the backstage area, and I got a glimpse of Rob Halford chillen on his Harley and about to make a entrance. Of course, I throw up the "Rocker Horns" and scream "Judas Priest Rules" while simultaneously puking on my bruised sef.....

    Banned from school.....don't really need to share that story.

    I'm pretty much banned from playing poker with anyone that knows
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