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Who is more Asian? VQC vs. CourtieBee

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  • courtiebee

    13 52.00%
  • VQC

    12 48.00%
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  1. #1

    Default Who is more Asian? VQC vs. CourtieBee

    WHO?!
    Not mike jones.
    I hate that purple drink.
  2. #2
    um. way to spell my name wrong vq. unneccessary capitalizations are sooo uncool.
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  3. #3
    FIXED yOU ASIAN!
  4. #4
    i bet vqc has a smaller penis.......
  5. #5
    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU VOTED FOR ME I HATE YOU!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  6. #6
    There are no asians from Cananadadadadada.....
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    There are no asians from Cananadadadadada.....

    but there is camel toe...................
  8. #8
    she won the pageant didnt she.
    camel toe cant lose.

    except to maybe superior camel toe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    she won the pageant didnt she.
    camel toe cant lose.

    except to maybe superior camel toe.
    Nope, the year after the Canadian from Russia won.

    Mmmmmmmmmm, camel toe
  10. #10
    I ruv pray poka
    I frop a crub frush
    Ace King NO G00T!
    GIVE ME A DEUCE!

    ...and other such classics heard at any West Coast gaming establishment.
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    VQ hails from China

    where do you hail from Gee?
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    You call me its aw ova baby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i bet vqc has a smaller penis.......
    clearly hes the asianest
  14. #14
    but I dont see where I can vote for this guy

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Who is more black? ake [14] or boostnslide [6]
  16. #16
    In all fairness, Courtiebee is from 'Hongcouver' and VQC is from... somewhere else.
  17. #17
    are you in vancouver too? let's meet and after 2 min of talking to me, you'll know that there's no way in hell i'm more asian than vq is!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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  18. #18
    i can play the drums.
    i winner.
  19. #19
    i bet i skate better than you. on a skateboard ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Marry Me Cheryl!!!
    Its quite obvious you are both noodles!
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    Clearly this matter can only be solved in one way..

    A kung-fu deathmatch - may the best azn win
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    It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
    Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
    Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
    Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
    Korea, ah ah, hometown China
    who you got, huh?
    you got shit nigga, feel the size
    it's the A-Z-N better recognize

    got rice, bitch? got rice?
    got food, got soup, got spice?
    got brains like us? got skills like us?
    got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
    wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
    we got money in the bank from our family jewels
    can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
    it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
    we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
    flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
    you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
    one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

    got rice bitch? got rice?
    anything you can show that is nice?
    got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
    Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
    Take off your shoes when you enter please
    or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
    don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
    moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
    what the hell is that you think i don't see
    no forks in the house chops sticks only
    have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
    you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

    Got rice bitch, got rice?
    Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
    your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
    coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
  23. #23
    im assuming that came off the top of ur head right trip?
    straight from memorization...
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    himself fucker.
    ,bitch
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  25. #25
    Does anyone have the Got Rice? animation music video handy? I haven't seen that in awhile...
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
  26. #26
    Why am I not in this poll? (Indiana is part of Asia, right?)
  27. #27
    I'm the most caucasian. Vote for me.
  28. #28
    I'm the most cockasian. Also the most mature.

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