Operation Pimp my Roll

[ville18]

OK, so the deal is i started playing about a year ago. I played intensively for six months and made some profit too. I started losing about 100$ and always depositing only $20 at time. Lost it five times and when i made the sixth deposit, i didn't have to deposit anymore. On that 6months i cashed out about 2,000$ which i'm very happy about.

Now i've been almost 6months in the army so i haven't been able to play much poker. And also, i've lost my roll. I played NL50 and NL100, I ran to a huge downswing eating my whole roll. I did play out of my roll though, i only had 1000-1500$ on my multipoker account, because i cashed out a lot to buy clothes and beer and cellphone and shit like that.

OK, so let's cut the crap and get in to the real topic. Next weekend 3rd of
December, i'm turning 19yo, so congrats me. To celebrate that, i'm going to make a small deposit of $200-250 to poker and start my "career" over. This is where I need you guys. I need to plan a good bonus whoring journey to get a roll to play real poker again. I'd be happy to get even $500 after whoring couple of places. The bad thing is, i've already done C-O-N's BJ bonus, so I guess it's out of the Q already.

So, if you got any good suggestions for me to whore, PLEASE tell me. I'm looking for easy-to-clean bonuses with smallish deposit requirements. I need $500 to start playing at party and its old skins.

Please FTR, p1mp my roll.
Cheers, Ville/wiwwe

There's some history for the operation i'm about to start. My plan was to deposit 200-300 bucks today, but I didn't get the doughe i was supposed to get today. I decided to deposit a bit just to get something to do. I made a $50 deposit to Grand Bay Poker since they got a small and easy-to-clear deposit bonus of $30. (Thanks JeffreyGB for your awesome post about bonuses).

I am going to deposit the $200-300 when i get my money released from my bank. Then i'm going to start the real operation.

But since I did deposit already today the 50 bucks, i decided to start this thread right away.

I'll post the plan of the bonuses I'm going to do and make goals for my hopefully increasing roll.

Here's the stats i got from the play today:

Initial deposit: $50
Level: NL20
Hands played: 643
Flops seen: 30.79% (which is quite high, but the players at prima's NL20 made me play a little looser and check out more suited gappers and connectors i'd normally play. Also the fact the players weren't so easy to outplay post flop increased my flops seen %. Used to play like VPIP% 17-20)
Won hands: 12.29%
BB/100: 60
PFR: 10.26%
Showdowns Won: 54.55%
Won: $79.82

BR: 129.47$ (I know it doesn't match, PO didn't record every hand I played, also i played one $2.50+0.25 SNG without results)


Any thoughts/tips are very welcome.

Cheers, Ville/wiwwe

[arkana]

Just steal some army equipment and sell it on ebay.

[Miffed22001]

Just steal some army equipment and sell it on ebay.

QUoted for truth

Ok. Make an acount on party and one on empire get the full bonuses.
then perhaps make a bet365 acount if you are rolled for 25/50nl and take their $50 initial deposit + $100per month max raked hands bonus (its clearable at 25nl too)
Thats a start you figure out the rest!

[ville18]

The ride on my signature costs like 500k€ so i just might do that. Miffed, i'll do those when i get the roll. Thanks!

[Miffed22001]

The ride on my signature costs like 500k€ so i just might do that. Miffed, i'll do those when i get the roll. Thanks!

next target after that may have to be ap for their initial
check the online rooms forum after that and take your choice. You should be abou 700-1k by then

gl by the way

[ville18]

Uh oh, it has been two weeks since I started the operation. I got something to update to it. Though, haven't been playing at all, because of the army, and mostly because Grand Bay Poker locked my account the same day I started playing coz I had used my sister's visa for the deposit. Well they told me to send some documents (copies of our id's and the credit card I used). I sent the docs as soon as I could, and after that they haven't responded to my e-mails. Cool. So I got about $160 there locked.

Yesterday I deposited 100€/$120 to Nordic Bet (prima) for their 50% up to $50. But I wont get the money there until monday.

I will go to the army today and get out on wednesday for a 11 day holiday and i'm going to play as much poker and whore as much as I can to build my roll. roll of $500 would be awesome for the end of this year. But I cannot make any goals right now, because the fact half of my roll is locked ATM and I got no idea if I ever get my money back.

Cheers, Ville/wiwwe

[ville18]

OK i've busted out enough times. I can't take the sh1t anymore. GL Guys cya on couple of years. (maybe)

[EasyT]

I'm speechless.

EasyT