Poker is so sexual

[PO$$E$$ED]

I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.

I'm haralious.

[Lukie]

See you could have avoided sleeping with this man by not jack-king off from early position. What, you were under the gun and didn't have a choice???

I'm also halarious.

[a500lbgorilla]

In that position, I would have hoped the dealer dropped a big deuce right in the middle of the table.

[sandstorm]

tight/aggressive > loose/passive

[Kessler]

vnh 'rilla.

[boost]

nice one sandstorm

[EasyT]

I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back with her top pair, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.

I'm haralious.

FYP

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm UTG and I'm Jack-king off, I pop it up when one lady calls, she wants to see me. Flop comes 10-Q-2. I push, lady pushes back with her big pair, I push harder, lady moans and calls. Turn comes an ace, I go all-in, I've just nutted so I'm feeling pretty good. The lady sticks around, she flips over and I notice she has balls, she's A Queen. River comes a Q, I bust out and start crying because I just slept with a man.

I'm haralious.

FYP

[UG]

In that position, I would have hoped the dealer dropped a big deuce right in the middle of the table.

Game. Set. Match. Rilla wins.

gg everyone.



Maria Sharapova getting ready to "drop a big deuce."

Or, maybe not. Who cares, she's hot.

[toilet_flush]

lol, I must say I rather enjoyed that

[a500lbgorilla]

Please change your sig. We don't allow spamming.

[toilet_flush]

will do, although I didn't think that was considered spamming, surely showing people where I play isn't spam?

[AceJackAJA]

The strange thing is, is that i was thinking that exact thing last night but like in a different context: like if you are trying to get with a girl you don't know what cards she has (if she is willing) so you don't know whether to raise or not (you don't know whether to approach or not) because it just might scare the potential callers away if you raise to high (GIVE ME BJ!).... i need to get a life

[boost]

its a linked advertisement thats is displayed everytime you post. This site is not free to run, xman eric and tyson pay for the site, so they get the pleasure of running thier adds. Seeing as you dont contribute to the hosting fees, its not fair that you get to advertise, now is it? Im not saying you are profiting from that banner, but how can we know that? And imagine if everyone could run linked banners as their sigs, itd get pretty annoying.

Not tryin to be an ass, just trying to clearify why its probably not allowed. (I say probably because I dont speak for ftr, Im not a mod just a member.)

[toilet_flush]

Don't get me wrong, its totally understandable, hows this one ?