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    Default Where do you picture the poster above you in 15 years...?

    Where do they live? What is their job? Relationship status?
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    Federal prison. Licence plate specialist. "Rocko's" bitch.
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    warpe will be the oldest pimp in canada. he'll still be getting emails from women he knew 40 years ago trying to get with him.
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    Middle managment, Ohio. Pulling in 300k a year. (Inflation hits us hard, though)
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    fuck i got skipped
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    Someplace hot. Professional poker player. Married to a former stripper.

    (next poster should do rilla)
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    Rilla
    Working for the CIA, has killed 4 people wiht his bare hands, once put his hand over a lit candle and watched the skin burn off just to prove how much of a "man" he was.
    He'll have a wife with two kids, however he will have 5 kids he will never see because of his affairs in Cambodia and Tajikistan on secret missions.
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    In a mental hospital undergoing treatment for multiple personality disorder. IowaSkinsFan is unemployed, redgrape is a professional pantomime artist, Massimo is a male stripper and the new guy, Leopold, thinks he is a doctor at the hospital but is in "reality" just the janitor. Relationships, well it's complicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    In a mental hospital undergoing treatment for multiple personality disorder. IowaSkinsFan is unemployed, redgrape is a professional pantomime artist, Massimo is a male stripper and the new guy, Leopold, thinks he is a doctor at the hospital but is in "reality" just the janitor. Relationships, well it's complicated.
    A respect middle aged father loving his children and living it up large at weekends with money stolen from the party poker vault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    In a mental hospital undergoing treatment for multiple personality disorder. IowaSkinsFan is unemployed, redgrape is a professional pantomime artist, Massimo is a male stripper and the new guy, Leopold, thinks he is a doctor at the hospital but is in "reality" just the janitor. Relationships, well it's complicated.
    A respect middle aged father loving his children and living it up large at weekends with money stolen from the party poker vault.
    the next..

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Boost will be Celebrating his 5th anniversary of opening a fabulous restaurant in downtown Hollywood that caters $200 dishes to movie stars and athletes.
    Several FTR forum members will also have gainful employment at Chez-Boost, although in public Boost treats them with slight disdain and contempt. Often saying outside of earshot that 'Those guys are lucky to even have jobs after poker became illegal.'
    His half-Korean/half-Irish wife will bear him several beautiful children with stunning bright red hair.
    Of course I have bad days...
    Sometimes I'll go a whole day without quads.
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    married to a russian mail order bride. 4-6 kids. Lives in oklahoma with a good job as head of waste management (garbage man) making 120k a year.
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    Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas guy is still in trusty Dallas, Texas. He is competing with Lukie and gabe for the title of richest man in the world. Relationship status is entirely dependent on day of the week, and sometimes changes hourly.
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    Has two young sons and is busy teaching them the crazy frog dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pay4myCad!!
    Boost will be Celebrating his 5th anniversary of opening a fabulous restaurant in downtown Hollywood that caters $200 dishes to movie stars and athletes.
    Several FTR forum members will also have gainful employment at Chez-Boost, although in public Boost treats them with slight disdain and contempt. Often saying outside of earshot that 'Those guys are lucky to even have jobs after poker became illegal.'
    His half-Korean/half-Irish wife will bear him several beautiful children with stunning bright red hair.
    sorry post about the poster above me since Im not following the rules, I just had to quote this, it was so great, I love me.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    in jail


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    stll in his car eating boogers and earwax
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    On the street corner sucking dick for crack money.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Getting his dick sucked on the street corner.
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    On the street corner sucking dick for crack money
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    Watching santa cruz and arkana from the other street corner.
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    Watching all of this from a 4th story loft with his pants around his ankles.
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    Bending a guy with his pants around his ankles over in a 4th story loft
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    OK I apoligize, this thread just got raunchy.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    wishing they were balla
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    dead
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    recieving head on a street corner from some dude so the cock sucker can buy crack.
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