Worst beat ever -- not poker!

[NoSocksLLC]

So, I've come home for a couple weeks, since I have little sisters, and to get away for awhile...I'm playing a little blackjack on Pinnacle, and I'm not having a bad day at all.

I step away from the computer to go to the little boys' room. When I come back in, my middle sister (11) is on the computer (she was doing some report or something) so I shoo her away. When I get back to my game, I notice my bankroll is $3,200 lower than when I left....

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME.

You have to be fucking kidding me.

Best,
EW

[ilikeaces86]

[Renton]

that is sick.

First of all its sick to play a game that can't be won, but what happened to you is double jeopardy.

Thats unconstitutional...

that is sick.

First of all its sick to play a game that can't be won, but what happened to you is double jeopardy.

Thats unconstitutional...

FYP.

[Renton]

yea just fixt it

[midas06]

Wow, tough beat.

[ake]

You should seriously consider selling her to sex trafficers. It will get your money back and punish her plenty

[Nehmer]

The exact opposite happened to one of my buddies at college. His roommate was using his computer for something while drunk and turned $100 into about $2500 playing blackjack at an online casino that he thought was just a cheap game.

[Lukie]

so that's who was donating all the money at the blackjack table

This probably isn't the place for it, but if your play blackjack perfectly (also assuming you don't/can't card count), what is your expectation in blackjack? I know it's very close to neutral.

[samsonite2100]

I think you're still at a %.04 disadvantage. Basically neutral.

[bigred]

That's why the don't want little girls in China. They're bad at blackjack.

[Stripclubjunkie]

[boost]

You should seriously consider selling her to sex trafficers. It will get your money back and punish her plenty

Im with ake.