Are you EMO? Welcome to the thread!

[NewJack33]

Hi hi

[journey075]

pain
misery
suffering

world turns black

[dthorne04]

I r emo.

[lolzzz_321]

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

[a500lbgorilla]

My little brother told me to buy him a "shirt as black as [his] soul" for his birthday.

He's into the emo, wear girl pants, be in a band trend.

[SonOfAkira]

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Nh.

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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Nh.

yes, very nice

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My little brother told me to buy him a "shirt as black as [his] soul" for his birthday.

He's into the emo, wear girl pants, be in a band trend.

beat the gay out of him, it might seem harsh, but its the only way.

[Muxy]

This thread has some great qualities.

[bigred]

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

BWNED

I made this for you all.

[PO$$E$$ED]

sometimes I like to choke myself while I'm taking a shit

[Irisheyes]

wtf is emo?

[ake]

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

another example

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.




XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues





Yes, I'm VERY emo..not a emo as mannerboy, but close

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rofl.. I beat emo kids in my dreams... its so satisfying.

[Muxy]

"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they like crying in the dark."