How NOT to play Aces preflop

[Warpe]

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $28.29
UTG+1: $21.91
MP1: $21.40
MP2: $45.35
Hero: $42.94
CO: $50.45
Button: $73.99
SB: $64.46
BB: $48.75

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with 3 K
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.5, Hero folds, CO folds, Button calls $0.5, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: 5 8 7 ($1.75, 3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $0.5, Button calls $0.5, BB raises to $2, MP2 calls $1.5, Button folds.

Turn: J ($6.25, 2 players)
BB bets $3, MP2 raises to $10, BB calls $7.

River: 4 ($26.25, 2 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $10, BB calls $10.

Results:
Final pot: $46.25
MP2 shows Ad As
BB shows 6h 4h
BB wins $43.95 from the main pot with a straight, four to eight

Chat is funny...

robbieuk1 (MP2): 3 times had nuts
robbieuk1: 3 times f uk all
robbieuk1: stupid fek
robbieuk1: had pocket aces
Hisoey(BB): how bout raisin those rockets u twat
jonasnr: it seems you get the nut so often you are becoming one
robbieuk1: if i did silly twat you wudnt have even callee the flop
jonasnr:
Hisoey: i was in the big blind u monkey
robbieuk1: u wud not have called with your hand ars hole
Hisoey: huh
Hisoey: i'm in the BB and flop a straight
Hisoey: what can i do`?
robbieuk1: i admit i played wrong..but you got lucky flop
Hisoey: i can teach u to play aces if u like
robbieuk1: preflop
Hisoey: 'that's why u should have raised
robbieuk1: u wudnt and you know it
robbieuk1: u had fek all
robbieuk1: i was trying to catch something
robbieuk1: as last 2 pocket aces ive had none has called
BigEDogg: will you shut up gees get over it
robbieuk1: when ive raised preflop
jonasnr: you should keep your cards closer to your chest
BigEDogg: you act like you loast 20,000 or something
robbieuk1: hey...he started the slanging match
robbieuk1: im just responding

[Seasider]

Same idea but KK (and yes I play J8o on the button 3 handed on occasion)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB ($73.45)
Hero ($51.95)
SB ($51.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, 8.
Hero calls $0.50, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.50) 8, 8, 8 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($1.50) T (3 players)
SB bets $0.5, BB folds, Hero calls $0.50.

River: ($2.50) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $14, SB raises to $21, Hero raises to $50.95, SB calls $29.40 (All-In).

Final Pot: $103.85

Results in white below:
Hero has Js 8d (four of a kind, eights).
SB has Ks Kd (full house, eights full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $103.84.

[mxiu]

lol @ chat

"fek raising aces, you would've folded"

[STIdrivr]

lol this guy is funny.
robbieuk1: i was trying to catch something
robbieuk1: as last 2 pocket aces ive had none has called
well i hope hes happy he got action even though he lost his stack.