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    Default I hope no one has forgotten ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    hey dudes. bump.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
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    I forgot
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    All right!

    Break me down, you got a lovely face
    We're going to your place
    And now you got to freak me out
    Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
    You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Take it off, the paper is your game
    You jump in bed with fame
    Another one night paid in full, uh
    You're so fine, it won't be a loss
    Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Get the video
    Fuck you so good
    Get the video
    Fuck you so good

    Crazy bitch
    Crazy bitch
    Crazy...bitch

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back, come on

    Baby girl
    You want it all
    To be a star
    You'll have to go down
    Take it off
    No need to talk
    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
    You keep me right on

    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me
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    13 mins til this starts
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    My estimate/house call cancelled on me. Woohoo now I can play
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
  7. #7
    lol 8 people ... jeeeeeez
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
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    No One Does Anything On Sundays
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    How can you have a tournament of champions without the 'champ'?

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