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  1. 05-10-2006 06:16 AM #1
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    Default lol this is why you use virus protectors

    So I was at my Uncle's place, and he says that their family computer was running really slow. So I look at it and it's got heaps of free memory and a decent amount of ram.

    Then I notice that they get shitloads of popups when they browse the internet, and they even get a Symantec notice, when they didn't have any antivirus programmes installed.

    So I download AV Guard and Adaware for them (getting to download.com took about an hour), and these are the results:

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  2. 05-10-2006 07:12 AM #2
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    tell him to stop visiting shady pron sites
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  3. 05-10-2006 08:05 AM #3
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    tell ur uncle ur onto him.
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  4. 05-10-2006 08:29 AM #4
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    SPYBOT SEARCH AND DESTROY.
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    I'm glad you brought this up. I need to update my Adaware, Spybot S&D, and Spyware Blaster.
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  6. 05-10-2006 11:44 AM #6
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    This is what pr0n sites do to people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    This is what pr0n sites do to people.
    Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fasin8ing
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    This is what pr0n sites do to people.
    Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
    pr0n is just lingo for porn. That is suppose to be a 'zero' like pr()n, but the zeros on ftr look just like oooooooooooooooo's.

    And I have no idea what TRON Porn is, lol. Do tell.
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    This chick is in like the Tron Porn Queen.
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    Dear God fas, please tell me you did not call that 'thing' a chick.
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    People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
    Check out my self-deprecation here!
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  12. 05-10-2006 03:34 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by dev
    People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
    You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  13. 05-10-2006 03:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by dev
    People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
    You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
    Oooooooooooooooh SNAP!!
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