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    Default questionable super soaker commercial... NSFW

    You probably don't want to watch this at work, as it looks like something you shouldn't be watching...not that there's anything explicit about it, as this commercial aired on public television...just watch it and you'll know what I'm talking about...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt...arch=oozinator

    Here's the product description for the OOZINATOR from Hasbro's website. "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze..."
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    "Major pumping required."
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    there's so many jokes I can make right now I don't even know where to start
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    ewwwwww
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    that black kid is just loving it
    rubbing it all over his chest and everything
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    boost does the same when we're togheter
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    Seriously though, what was Hasbro thinking...

    kid- "I wonder what Uncle Seth got me for Christmas...OMG IT'S THE OOZINATOR, I'M SO EXCITED"

    dad- "son stop pumping that thing, your'e going to mess up the carpet if you use it in here, go outsid-"

    kid- "HAY DADDY LOOK! SKEET SKEET SKEET! OMG I BLASTED YOU IN THE FACE HAHA-"

    dad- "COME HERE YOU LITTLE CUNT I'M GONNA KILL YOU"

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