Post your worst played hands!

[Pingviini]

I would like to see that you too make plays as horrible as I do. These certainly arent the worst hands I have played but here are some recent ones..


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($595.80)
SB ($753)
BB ($1573.51)
Hero ($591)
MP ($843.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T, 9. SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $22, 3 folds, BB calls $16.

Flop: ($47) Q, 8, Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $35, BB calls $35.

Turn: ($117) K (2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero raises to $150, BB raises to $250, Hero calls $100.

River: ($617) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $285, Hero calls $284 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1186


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($305.90)
Hero ($1317)
MP ($288.71)
CO ($426.26)
Button ($624.60)
SB ($608)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q. SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $27, 2 folds, Button calls $27, 1 fold, BB calls $21.

Flop: ($84) Q, 5, 7 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $65, Button raises to $185, BB folds, Hero calls $1225 (All-In), Button calls $412.60 (All-In).

Turn: ($1971.60) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1971.60) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1971.60

***** Pacific Hand History for Game 5711866 *****
$5/$10 Blinds No Limit Hold'em - *** 06 01 01:40:02 2006
Table Oliva 10th Anniversary (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 10: rzablade ( $552 )
Seat 1: HoseyCow ( $1266 )
Seat 2: sleepyyy ( $1000 )
Seat 3: Saalis ( $1000 )
Seat 4: edurrant ( $850.98 )
Seat 5: JThomsen ( $1672.01 )
Seat 6: MWT5 ( $2459 )
Seat 7: NLPoker ( $985 )
Seat 8: jtotheb ( $1055.5 )
Seat 9: Phatigue ( $910 )
jtotheb posts small blind [$5].
Phatigue posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Saalis [ ]
rzablade folds.
HoseyCow folds.
sleepyyy calls [$10].
Saalis raises [$50].
edurrant calls [$50].
JThomsen folds.
MWT5 folds.
NLPoker folds.
jtotheb calls [$45].
Phatigue folds.
sleepyyy folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
jtotheb checks.
Saalis bets [$115].
edurrant folds.
jtotheb raises [$320].
Saalis calls [$205].
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
jtotheb bets [$300].
Saalis raises [$630].
jtotheb calls [$330].
** Dealing River ** [ ]

[gabe]

might as well post the results right since we are admitting they are bad, right?

but i like the idea, ill post some soon

[alias2211]

Check out this baby, I call it Me love to call long time...

MP ($2412)
CO ($125)
Button ($1740.25)
SB ($774.50)
Hero ($1014.75)
UTG ($933.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
3 folds, Button raises to $35, 1 fold, Hero calls $25.

Flop: ($75) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($75) (2 players)
Hero bets $75, Button raises to $300, Hero calls $225.

River: ($675) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $675, Hero calls $675.

Final Pot: $2025

Results in white below:
Button has 5d 5s (straight, eight high).
Hero has Qc Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Button wins $2025.

[alias2211]

hott blind on blind action. make sure to catch the awesome check/call at the river:

MP ($2101)
Button ($969.50)
SB ($341.50)
Hero ($1944.75)
UTG ($1828.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, Button calls $10, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.

Flop: ($25) , , (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $90, Button folds, Hero calls $90.

Turn: ($205) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $225, Hero raises to $450, UTG calls $225.

River: ($1105) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $350, Hero calls $350.

Final Pot: $1805

Results in white below:
Hero has Qc Js (one pair, jacks).
UTG has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins $1805.

[dsaxton]

Not high stakes, but check out how well I played this hand:

(It's not as dumb as it looks, at least. This guy 3-bet me preflop on two consecutive hands. Still pretty retarded, though.)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($146.40)
UTG ($259.35)
Hero ($234.40)
CO ($89.20)
Button ($70.55)
SB ($103.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, A.
UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB raises to $20, 1 fold, UTG folds, Hero raises to $234.4, SB calls $83.50 (All-In).

Flop: ($341.90) 8, 6, T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($341.90) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($341.90) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $341.90

Results in white below:
SB has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Qs Ah (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins $211. Hero wins $130.90.

[mcatdog]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($39)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($74.35)
MP ($8.95)
CO ($128.05)
Button ($72.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, J.
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Button raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14, UTG folds, Button raises to $24, Hero calls $10.

Flop: ($49.50) 7, 8, T (2 players)
Hero bets $49, Button calls $48.75 (All-In).

Turn: ($147.25) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($147.25) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $147.25

[Lukie]

Don't ask.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($1545.95)
UTG ($748.95)
UTG+1 ($663.45)
Hero ($591)
MP2 ($600)
CO ($621)
Button ($251.80)
SB ($675)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J, J.
2 folds, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, CO calls $21, 3 folds.

Flop: ($51) A, 8, 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $35, CO raises to $70, Hero raises to $165, CO calls $95.

Turn: ($381) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $405 (All-In), CO calls $405.

River: ($1191) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1191

Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Jh (one pair, jacks).
CO has 8d 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: CO wins $1191.

[Dislexsik]

** Raven [Hold 'em] (0.15|0.30 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money



- GAZZA305 sitting in seat 1 with $33.07

- thesmithsta sitting in seat 2 with $11.93

- SuperMayne sitting in seat 3 with $32.31

- svenbajen sitting in seat 4 with $17.05 [Dealer]

- r1chard sitting in seat 5 with $5.48

- wilf051 sitting in seat 6 with $36.86

- Thegeniusmad sitting in seat 7 with $37.81

- MACKTHEHACK sitting in seat 8 with $15.86

- pokeri-naama sitting in seat 9 with $11.85

- 1547274 sitting in seat 10 with $2.82



r1chard posted the small blind - $0.15

wilf051 posted the big blind - $0.30



** Dealing card to SuperMayne: 2 of Diamonds, 8 of Diamonds

Thegeniusmad folded

MACKTHEHACK folded

pokeri-naama folded

1547274 folded

GAZZA305 called - $0.30

thesmithsta called - $0.30

SuperMayne raised - $0.60

svenbajen folded

r1chard called - $0.60

wilf051 called - $0.60

GAZZA305 called - $0.60

thesmithsta called - $0.60



** Dealing the flop: 8 of Clubs, King of Diamonds, 2 of Spades

r1chard went all-in - $5.03

wilf051 raised - $10.06

GAZZA305 folded

thesmithsta folded

SuperMayne folded



** Dealing the turn: 8 of Spades



** Dealing the river: 8 of Hearts

wilf051 shows: Ace of Clubs, King of Spades

r1chard shows: 7 of Clubs, King of Clubs

r1chard wins $6.21 from the main pot

wilf051 wins $6.20 from the main pot

No comment...

[Pingviini]

There is a reason why this thread is in the high stakes section... Please keep this thread clean up stakes lower than 3/6. If I wanna see horribly played hands I just go to the hand history forums

[dsaxton]

Well, poorly played hands are poorly played, regardless of stakes.

[gabe]

I just go to the hand history forums

ha!

something is wrong with my pt database. it crashed when i was changing around some alias stuff and now i cant get any hands on my old screenname.

[Lukie]

There is a reason why this thread is in the high stakes section... Please keep this thread clean up stakes lower than 3/6. If I wanna see horribly played hands I just go to the hand history forums

I'm going to try to get things changed around in there now that I'm the moderator.

[Renton]

***** Hand History for Game 4271991494 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 22:52:21 ET 2006
Table Sun 'N Fun (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: MegaTilt_R ( $1174.74 )
Seat 3: ligaff2227 ( $594 )
Seat 4: GreyWolf_001 ( $588)
Seat 6: BBBill_92679 ( $1838.25)
Seat 7: foxman666 ( $845.43)
Seat 8: mycva06 ( $469.89 )
Seat 9: NowYouFold ( $479.46)
Seat 10: curtdog2005 ( $1892.67)
Seat 1: Renton555 ( $609 )
Seat 5: indeeed ( $621 )
curtdog2005 posts small blind [$3].
Renton555 posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Renton555 [ As Kh ]
MegaTilt_R folds.
ligaff2227 folds.
GreyWolf_001 folds.
indeeed folds.
BBBill_92679 folds.
foxman666 folds.
mycva06 calls [$6].
NowYouFold folds.
curtdog2005 calls [$3].
Renton555 raises [$21].
mycva06 calls [$21].
curtdog2005 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, Th, 5d ]
Renton555 bets [$40.50].
mycva06 raises [$141].
Renton555 raises [$471].
mycva06 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
Renton555 shows [ As, Kh ] a full house, Aces full of fives.
mycva06 doesn't show [ 4s, 5s ] a full house, Fives full of aces.
Renton555 wins $68.61 from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of fives.
Renton555 wins $936.78 from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of fives.

EDIT: edited for high-stakes content


This hand has everyone elses hands totally crushed. I was on the worst tilt I had ever been on when I played this.

[Lukie]

There is a reason why this thread is in the high stakes section... Please keep this thread clean up stakes lower than 3/6. If I wanna see horribly played hands I just go to the hand history forums

[gabe]

This hand has everyone elses hands totally crushed.

not really, with a read it can be ok

[Renton]

ya I had a read.

I felt the A's coming

[lambchopdc]

ya I had a read.

I felt the A's coming

You love pushing over re-raises don't you:

***** Hand History for Game 4314346420 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, May 20, 00:03:39 ET 2006
Table Table 107441 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: CheckLaise ( $446.88 )
Seat 6: brbBBQ ( $200 )
Seat 5: Renton555 ( $199 )
Seat 1: dhk0916 ( $95.35 )
Seat 4: harley881 ( $102.75 )
dhk0916 posts small blind [$1].
CheckLaise posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to brbBBQ [ Jd Ac ]
harley881 folds.
Renton555 raises [$7].
brbBBQ calls [$7].
dhk0916 calls [$6].
CheckLaise folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 6s, 8h ]
dhk0916 checks.
Renton555 bets [$15].
brbBBQ raises [$40].
dhk0916 calls [$40].
Renton555 is all-In.
brbBBQ: damn u
brbBBQ folds.
dhk0916 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
dhk0916 shows [ Jc, 6c ] a full house, Sixes full of jacks.
Renton555 shows [ Qs, Ts ] a pair of sixes.
Renton555 wins $103.65 from side pot #1 with a pair of sixes.
dhk0916 wins $237.70 from the main pot with a full house, Sixes full of jacks.

[Renton]

you think that was a bad push?

[Renton]

Truthfully, I did have a read in the AK hand. Villain was loose and overly aggressive. I figured he could be doing this with a heart draw or lesser overs a lot, and that I would have a good bit of FE against him.

[Pingviini]

ya I had a read.

I felt the A's coming

You love pushing over re-raises don't you:

***** Hand History for Game 4314346420 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, May 20, 00:03:39 ET 2006

Please.. Dont make me delete these posts and ban your accounts and shoot your dogs.

If I wanna see horribly played hands I just go to the hand history forums

[gabe]

renton, i kinda like your push there

[aislephive]

***** Hand History for Game 4271991494 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 22:52:21 ET 2006
Table Sun 'N Fun (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: MegaTilt_R ( $1174.74 )
Seat 3: ligaff2227 ( $594 )
Seat 4: GreyWolf_001 ( $588)
Seat 6: BBBill_92679 ( $1838.25)
Seat 7: foxman666 ( $845.43)
Seat 8: mycva06 ( $469.89 )
Seat 9: NowYouFold ( $479.46)
Seat 10: curtdog2005 ( $1892.67)
Seat 1: Renton555 ( $609 )
Seat 5: indeeed ( $621 )
curtdog2005 posts small blind [$3].
Renton555 posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Renton555 [ As Kh ]
MegaTilt_R folds.
ligaff2227 folds.
GreyWolf_001 folds.
indeeed folds.
BBBill_92679 folds.
foxman666 folds.
mycva06 calls [$6].
NowYouFold folds.
curtdog2005 calls [$3].
Renton555 raises [$21].
mycva06 calls [$21].
curtdog2005 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, Th, 5d ]
Renton555 bets [$40.50].
mycva06 raises [$141].
Renton555 raises [$471].
mycva06 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
Renton555 shows [ As, Kh ] a full house, Aces full of fives.
mycva06 doesn't show [ 4s, 5s ] a full house, Fives full of aces.
Renton555 wins $68.61 from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of fives.
Renton555 wins $936.78 from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of fives.

EDIT: edited for high-stakes content


This hand has everyone elses hands totally crushed. I was on the worst tilt I had ever been on when I played this.

Rofl, did this hand seriously happen? That has got to be one of the worst beats of all time.

[Renton]

its not that bad.

I had about 5% equity: running A's, running K's, or running Hearts

[ilikeaces86]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($17.67)
Hero ($4.96)
UTG+1 ($5)
MP1 ($1.92)
MP2 ($3.53)
MP3 ($7.92)
CO ($12.12)
Button ($3.88)
SB ($5.10)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, 3. SB posts a blind of $0.02.
Hero is all in($4.92) 7 folds, BB calls $4.92.

Flop: ($4.98) J, 8, 3 (2 players)

Turn: ($4.98) 7 (2 players)

River: ($4.98) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $4.98

Results in white below:
BB has Tc 6s (high card, jack).
Hero has Jh 3h (two pair, jacks and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $4.98.

Funniest Party is after the hand he says " I knew your were going all in with nothing!"