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Alrite heres it is. Ill post a new one for you guys tomorrow.
The Time Of Your Life
Everything is going delicious . You are getting ready to meet thenonsequiter for a date. You liked thenonsequiter for 74 offsuit days and then finally got asked out! You finish getting ready by putting on your FTR gstring and your cock ring and then you hear the doorbell squeal of installing a cock ring. You run down the stairs and open the door and run out to the car, but you were in such a hurry you forgot your My Size Barbie!!! Oh well you think, and you and your dream date drive down the highway. You end up at Big Dick's Halfway Inn , and your date looks great. You are floating on Cloud 111 . You eat dinner and talk about everything under Uranus, so when you finish eating you are very tilt. You drive back to thenonsequiter 's house and go inside where you discover that no one is home. Suddenly thenonsequiter turns off the lights and comes over and grabs your right hand and masterbates it really horny!!! Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears! you scream and you quickly wrap your hand around thenonsequiter 's clown's pocket and then the two of you loaf for awhile before you have to go home. You smile and think to yourself, Bumbleclot! this night has been totally fabulous!!!
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