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    asermkawoie59oaw59u8aw9iofjknzx,mvmx
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    this is easily the worst drunk post in history of LIFE
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    bob called me earlier but was forced tohangup
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    bob called me earlier but was forced tohangup
    The only call i have recieved from bob ended like this
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    holla


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    I think this thread has more content than the latest trend of posting every aim convo that takes place between two ftr members.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I think this thread has more content than the latest trend of posting every aim convo that takes place between two ftr members.
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    i got drunk for first time on in over a month and none of my organs exploded!
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    but did they asplode?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'll be getting very hammered tonite. I'll post an update later
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    fuck i'm so fucking hungover
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    drink lots of water before bed!! and coca cola in the AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I'll be getting very hammered tonite. I'll post an update later
    yay yo, me too. thank god i found out, that i can drink whisky when i mix it with water.

    gonna go to our local eastern fire. all you members of foreign cultures dont know, what this might be....im gonna tell you, when im trashed and back home
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    Bob's drunken posts are always so lame. Without fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    drink lots of water before bed!! and coca cola in the AM.
    Gatorade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    bob called me earlier but was forced tohangup
    noone ´s calling me....i feel discriminated against
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    drink lots of water before bed!! and coca cola in the AM.
    Gatorade.
    Gatorade is awesome in the morning. I drank boxed wine (not my choice of alcohol) and vodka (again not my choice of alcohol) last nite, and they did not go together so well.
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    hmm, it's 2am. I drank 14 bud lites but Imma not drunk, got an ok buzz, and I came in 2nd out of an 11 persoon rebuy tourney. so I guees things are ok.
    time for some water, then get some sleep. God damn Easter tommorow.
    Happy Easter, whatever that means?
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    How was the drive home? I know a guy whose got a good DUI lawyer...
    Doh!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I think this thread has more content than the latest trend of posting every aim convo that takes place between two ftr members.
    yeah people keep trying to take their best shots at me but they don't realize that they are just making themselves look like idiots
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    drink lots of water before bed!! and coca cola in the AM.
    That won't help.
    Lemon-juice with drops of Angostura Bitter does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bidip
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    drink lots of water before bed!! and coca cola in the AM.
    That won't help.
    Lemon-juice with drops of Angostura Bitter does.
    Drinking water before bed won't help?
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    I think drinking water before going to sleep keeps you from getting a hang over, or at least as bad of one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
    I think drinking water before going to sleep keeps you from getting a hang over, or at least as bad of one.
    I concur 100%
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    This has happened to me 3 of the last 4 times I get hammered:

    I don't drink water before bed, I wake up in the morning, hungover and thirsty as hell, I chug a bunch of gatorade or fruit juice, a half hour later, I proceed to puke up all the gatorade or fruit juice. I really need to start drinking water before I go to sleep but it's so hard to remember to do it when you're drunk.
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    Put a big thing of water beside your bed and when you go to collapse and pass out, you'll see it, say OMG WATER and then you'll drink it all.
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    You should probably try drinking less. I'm not sure how much re hydrating is related to throwing up in the morning. I think you should work on drinking water throughout the night or trying to eat something while partying or before passing out.
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    The "Chaser" pills do work.
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    You have to drink water throughout the night. Drinking water won't do a thing before you go to bed. The alcohol inhibit's your bodys ability to process it so it just gets passed through. So basically you have a better chance of pissing your bed than waking up with no hang over.

    Just try not being such bitches when it comes to drinking


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    You have to drink water throughout the night. Drinking water won't do a thing before you go to bed. The alcohol inhibit's your bodys ability to process it so it just gets passed through. So basically you have a better chance of pissing your bed than waking up with no hang over.
    That's not true. While you're drinking is when water won't be absorbed by your body and that's why you have to pee so much during the night. Drinking before bed is fine because your ADH is back and working (with the alcohol being removed from your system) and your body is back to absorbing water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos

    Just try not being such bitches when it comes to drinking

    Yeah man, what a bunch of bitches, fuck water! I'm so badass I put a six pack next to me when I sleep in case I wake up sober. If my roommate threw up the morning I'd punch him in the face and then his mom in the face just for giving birth to such a pussy. Then I'd jumpkick his dad for good measure before heading back out to the bars at 10am. Only pussies start their drinking in the PM.
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