Woa.

Um. Some of these I have "reasons" for based on reads, but theyre still fucking terrible.

Im hoping I can embarass myself into not losing so fucking much. But I dont know. I really suck. My biggest 5 or 6 i cant remember losses from the last 2.5k hands, were all entirely my fucking fault. WEEEE! Here they are!

See... but if I didnt do these... I dont think I'd be up UP any money anyway. I guess maybe a little but not much. I dont know. I guess I just dont "get" NL yet. I dont see where the money is coming from (Other than making people do stupid shit like I do, but most people dont DO the stupid shit I do) Blah. Frustrated.

Anyway, on with public embarasment.

god I suck.



Read: This guy is a 40/30 moroniac, and I really thought I was ahead against the FD. I was right, but w/e its still fucking dumb and I was only 50/50 against his FD+2OCs anyway.

******* Hand 1 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $200
UTG+1: $32.35
CO: $317.97
Button: $197.60
Hero: $150.60
BB: $68.33

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 6 4
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $4, Button folds, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: 5 8 6 ($30, 2 players)
Hero bets $18, CO raises to $66, Hero raises all-in $136.6, CO calls.

Turn: 5 ($303.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $303.2)


River: 9 ($303.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $303.2)


Results:
Final pot: $303.2


Read: Guy is an even bigger moroniac than the one before this - Off the top of my head I think he ran like 80/50. Still cant do this with Ace fucking Three. (I did take about $600 off him alone a few days ago by just calling him down, though)

******* Hand 2 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $123.85
CO: $105.50
Button: $39.20
SB: $46.65
Hero: $68.33
Hero: $212.05

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with A 3
UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 7 A 7 ($3, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, CO raises to $14, SB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 ($31, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $31, Hero calls.

River: 2 ($93, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO is all-in $59.5, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $212

I try and play better than I'm capable of. Stupidity abounds.

******* Hand 3 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
BB: $68.33
UTG: $226.75
CO: $187.58
Button: $99.50
Hero: $191.65
BB: $126.77

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with K 7
UTG raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls, BB folds.

Flop: 8 3 3 ($9, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $6, Hero calls.

Turn: J ($21, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $13, Hero raises to $35, UTG calls.

River: A ($91, 2 players)
Hero bets $60, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $211

I misread the board. Thought it was 9222 not 9223. Oops. Still incredibly fucking stupid.

******* Hand 4 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $51.80
UTG+1: $99.13
CO: $68.85
Button: $103.50
SB: $251.30
Hero: $101.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K 9
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: 3 9 2 ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, UTG+1 raises to $4, Hero raises to $16, UTG+1 raises to $32, Hero calls.

Turn: 2 ($66.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $14, Hero raises all-in $68.8, UTG+1 calls all-in $52.13.
Uncalled bets: $2.67 returned to Hero.

River: Q ($198.76, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $198.76)


Results:
Final pot: $198.76

Ok I dont really hate this last one so much. SB had been farking with me the entire night. He just turned up with a K this time.

******* Hand 5 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $86.45
CO: $116.52
Hero: $98
SB: $251.3
SB: $140.05
BB: $220.65

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 7 8
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $8, BB folds, Hero raises to $36, SB calls.

Flop: 8 K K ($73, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $62, SB calls.

Turn: 4 ($197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)


River: A ($197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)


Results:
Final pot: $197

I think this one was OK. I put him on the draw when he minraised flop and I was correct. He just happened to have an A as well.

******* Hand 6 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $112.80
UTG+1: $77.02
CO: $81.80
Button: $269.65
SB: $105.30
BB: $222.02

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with T K
Hero raises to $4, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: K 8 6 ($13.5, 3 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG+1 raises to $16, Button folds, Hero raises all-in $108.8, UTG+1 calls all-in $57.02.
Uncalled bets: $35.78 returned to Hero.

Turn: A ($159.54, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $159.54)


River: A ($159.54, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $159.54)


Results:
Final pot: $159.54