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    Default the HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE thread

    HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE

    i have a pouch, big feet and can jump far

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    Holy crap, I signed onto FTR to post this and I see you beat me to it, gg Gabe.

    I want one of these, his name is Clarence



    Edit: LOL @ the brits

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    Miff: a sheep with a growth defect?
    BigRed: a llama...
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    His name is Jolly Paul.
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    Hi, I'm Hunky from Hungary. I am an animal.

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    His name is Cliff.

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    HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE

    I always love a little fresh air in the morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    His name is Cliff.

    He otter be in pictures
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    please be sure to include why they are cool animals, thanks
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    I'm a cool animal because...



    I don't do shit.
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    I'm a cool animal because...



    I belong to the best poker player in the world.
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    Hi, my name is Box Jellyfish or Sea Wasp. I'm here to offset the homosexual display of animals presented thus far. I'm a cool animal because I'm the most poisonous creature in the ocean and you have virtually no chance of surviving my venomous sting. Chuck Norris is a huge pussy compared to me.

    I'm also very cool because I'm invisible in sea water, which helps you bump into me and get owned. My sting is so excruciatingly painful, that you would probably go into immediate shock based on the pain alone, and drown after your body shuts down. Drowning would be your best option, since the pain lasts for weeks and is said to be worse than burning alive. Oh ya, and I hang out at beaches.

    How's that for cute and cuddly? I'm so going to sting that stupid fkn cat above me. It's way too big, and it's ruining this thread.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    its not supposed to be cute and cuddly, just lots of cool animals. you made a great addition.
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    animal called gabe


    I'm cool cause I make posts like "i voted no because I dont think he's a bot"
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    I tried to find the monkey snorting coke but I couldn't

    well this one is kinda cute atleat


    Im cool because Im a monkey who plays golf. (First one to make a Tiger Woods joke deserve a ban)



    Im cool cause I smoke, all cool people smoke, all cool monkeys smoke



    Im cool cause im transexual and a monkey

    I'm cool cause im a albino and look like I just framed my wife for murder
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    Hi im a killer whale, im cool cause Im a lean mean killing machine.

    Another reason why im cool
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    ok ake take a break posting in this one for now, thanks
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    I am a hermaphrodite, my schlong is half my body length, and even though my partner will gnaw it off after sex since it is so damn big, I can then just be a lovely female.

    http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/sexandgardenslug.html

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    Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
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    unfunny posts in this thread will not be tolerated, by the way
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    I'm a monkey and I'm cool because I drink my own pee.

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    <-- He's just real cute.
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    Dominatrix penguin > normal happy penguin
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    ...I just pwned your car

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    Avs shouldnt count.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Avs shouldnt count.
    You shouldn't count
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Avs shouldnt count.
    You shouldn't count
    I can't count.
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    This is gonna be such a great children's book
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    rilla, swiggidy, warpe, lets get back on track please.


    i'm cool because once i jumped out of a trash can and landed on gabe's foot

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    I'm cool because I'm free
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    I'm cool because I own the waters.

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    I'm cool cos I made gabe scream
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I'm cool because I own the waters.



    Also, I have never been seen alive in the wild.
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    wat
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    HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE i'm cute as hell.

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    I'm a monkey. I'm evil. And I'm wearing a suit.

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    THE WINNER OF THIS THREAD MADE THE FOLLOWING POST:

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Holy crap, I signed onto FTR to post this and I see you beat me to it, gg Gabe.

    I want one of these, his name is Clarence



    Edit: LOL @ the brits

    Miff: what is that?
    Miff: a sheep with a growth defect?
    BigRed: a llama...
    CONGRATULATIONS BIG RED
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    So lock now?
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    no, big red won but people can still post cool animals like this one

    im cool because i have an australian accent
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    I WIN

    I'M A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE you're under arrest.

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    bigred doing awesome job in this thread.

    cmon people who can give him a run for his money
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    I'm cool because I'm getting Heidi Klum naked.
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    I'm a cool animal because

    I hit that shit doggystyle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I WIN

    I'M A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE you're under arrest.

    yah thats going to be real hard to top.
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    hey no bad works in this thread please
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    just cool animals like this one

    im cool because people ride me
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    Sorry Gabe, you can't stop TEAM ACTION FORCE DOGS

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    the black dog is evil, i see what you did there.
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    please indicate why you think they are cool animals thanks
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    I'm a cool animal b/c the females jump on for a nice long ride, then get off and bring me a steak. Ahhh the life........
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    I'm a cool animal because...

    I'm pretty and symmetrical. I also morphed from a cocoon. In particual, I am called the Red Admiral (Vanessa atalanta) and I am referenced in a book by Mark Twain and also in a book by V. Nabokov.
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    i am a cool animal because I can play the piano

    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Im cool because im hanging with my homies
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    i am a cool animal because i am old

    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    ^ im cool b/c im poisonous and can always say the duck did it .
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    BUMP

    come on, the pup jihad thing is GOLD
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I lol'd
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Holy crap, I signed onto FTR to post this and I see you beat me to it, gg Gabe.

    I want one of these, his name is Clarence

    for some reason i was reminded of this earlier today and had to bump this

    when you first posted his name was clarence i was loling for a couple minutse
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    I'm a Liger. I'm cool because I'm the largest big cat in the world. I'm a cross between a male lion and a female tiger, as oppossed to a Tigon which is the cross between a male tiger and a female cat.
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    I'M A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE I WENT ROAR AND STARTLED LUKIE BEFORE HE BEAT ME AND PUT ME BACK IN MY PLACE

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