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    Default Shannon Elizibeth owns Barry Greenstein...

    In the national HU poker championship on CNBC right now.

    From the hands i saw she actually played pretty well. And she's freaking hot as hell!
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    she needs to eat a sandwich or two


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
    QFT
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to lose an article of clothing or two
    fyp


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
    QFT
    What if it were the broodwich?
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    I havent seen a picture of her recently but I probably agree with george.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
    QFT
    What if it were the broodwich?
    Jerry: So I dunno, she's like, "Move your skulls to the basement 'cause I got these drapes." I don't even get that. I'm like "Honey, this is work." I can't...
    Mr. Sticks: Are you serious?
    Jerry: Yeah, I can't put 'em in the f"%*ing basement. I mean...
    Mr. Sticks: No... No...
    Jerry: And she's like, "Y'know, could you put a tarp over 'em also?"
    Mr. Sticks: Oh, no way...
    Jerry: And I just felt like, "No... I'm not... %"&$, damn it!"
    Mr. Sticks: I got one at home just like it, man. Yeah, and I got a kid now and so...
    Jerry: Oh, that's a whole other set of bull$%&#, I'm sure.
    Mr. Sticks: Right, so Cathy puts the coats up right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move 'em because she thinks it's not hygenic.
    Jerry: I don't understand how there's such a lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in, and it just looks cool.
    Mr. Sticks: You've seen that?
    Jerry: Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window. I'm sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she honestly doesn't get it.
    Mr. Sticks: Right, because it's... Yeah... But there's no, y'know... I can't even argue with it.
    Jerry: Ugh, f$%*ing ridiculous.
    Mr. Sticks: So that's why I move to it...
    (sees Shake)
    Mr. Sticks: Hey isn't that that guy?
    Shake: So what's with the toilet seat, right?
    Jerry: OHH WHAT THE F@&%!!!
    (picks up his axe)
    Shake: JERRY, NO WE'RE COOL!!!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    HH
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
    I'm not saying the chick isn't hot right now, but she's definitely been hotter before (ie: American Pie). She looks like she's lost about ten or fifteen pounds since then, and to be honest, she didn't have ten or fifteen pounds to lose.


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    Is this a repeat?



    SPOILERS START HERE ---

    She finishes in third, just missing the final heads-up table. She completely falls apart after taking one really bad beat. And all throughout her matches, she does the typical amateur thing of calling a bet immediately when she's drawing -- whereas, when she has a made hand, she takes a moment before calling, raising or folding.

    SPOILERS END HERE ---



    And yes, she's a hottie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I need to eat a sandwich or two
    FYP

    lol winnah
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    she needs to eat a sandwich or two
    no
    QFT
    What if it were the broodwich?
    Jerry: So I dunno, she's like, "Move your skulls to the basement 'cause I got these drapes." I don't even get that. I'm like "Honey, this is work." I can't...
    Mr. Sticks: Are you serious?
    Jerry: Yeah, I can't put 'em in the f"%*ing basement. I mean...
    Mr. Sticks: No... No...
    Jerry: And she's like, "Y'know, could you put a tarp over 'em also?"
    Mr. Sticks: Oh, no way...
    Jerry: And I just felt like, "No... I'm not... %"&$, damn it!"
    Mr. Sticks: I got one at home just like it, man. Yeah, and I got a kid now and so...
    Jerry: Oh, that's a whole other set of bull$%&#, I'm sure.
    Mr. Sticks: Right, so Cathy puts the coats up right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move 'em because she thinks it's not hygenic.
    Jerry: I don't understand how there's such a lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in, and it just looks cool.
    Mr. Sticks: You've seen that?
    Jerry: Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window. I'm sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she honestly doesn't get it.
    Mr. Sticks: Right, because it's... Yeah... But there's no, y'know... I can't even argue with it.
    Jerry: Ugh, f$%*ing ridiculous.
    Mr. Sticks: So that's why I move to it...
    (sees Shake)
    Mr. Sticks: Hey isn't that that guy?
    Shake: So what's with the toilet seat, right?
    Jerry: OHH WHAT THE F@&%!!!
    (picks up his axe)
    Shake: JERRY, NO WE'RE COOL!!!
    It's probably the best ep of ATHF
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    I havent seen Reservoir Dogs in a long time and I thought thats where the dialogue came from for a sec.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.

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