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    dont know who she is but definitely. She not really hot but shes pretty or something.
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    the girl from harry potter ldo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    the girl from harry potter {acronym Renton hates}
    its strange how that makes her even hotter...
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    Yessssssssss!!

    why do you even ask? there should be no doubt... no?
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    Euph, always the downer. I played po$$e$$ed at some headsup today randomly!!1!!
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    I would def smash her box
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
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    so the question should be, Would you play jedi mind tricks on her then hit it?
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    This is a close one. On one hand she is quite attractive, on another, it's a guaranteed big fire bush down there.

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    no way is there a big fire crotch, anyone under 30 waxes or shaves these days.
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    I dont think shes particularly special. I mean, hit it like the fist of an angry god, but almost any girl can look like that with a makeup artist, wardrobe consultant, personal hairstylist, personal trainer, and dietician...

    Which she most assuredly has.
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    y
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    and i hate those kinds of shirts/dresses. They make girl's boobs just look.... weird. Halter tops are way hotter and keep the girls where theyre supposed to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    and i hate those kinds of shirts/dresses. They make girl's boobs just look.... weird. Halter tops are way hotter and keep the girls where theyre supposed to be.
    euph, meet class; class, euphoricisim.
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    Yea wear a halter top on the red carpet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    red carpet.
    exactly my thoughts, glad to see someone argrees. Seriously, fire crotch, no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    red carpet.
    exactly my thoughts, glad to see someone argrees. Seriously, fire crotch, no doubt.
    LMAO, ROTFLMAO.. good work
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    lol yea I admit that was my first thought while writing that post.
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    my only ginger experience involved a clean shaven pubic area. Im not sure I could do it otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    and i hate those kinds of shirts/dresses. They make girl's boobs just look.... weird. Halter tops are way hotter and keep the girls where theyre supposed to be.
    I think they're hot
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I dont think shes particularly special. I mean, hit it like the fist of an angry god, but almost any girl can look like that with a makeup artist, wardrobe consultant, personal hairstylist, personal trainer, and dietician...

    Which she most assuredly has.
    QFT

    she's cartainly pretty, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    born 15 April 1990
    ...and?

    No really, I see this sort of thing come up a lot.

    I seriously doubt this has something to do with age-gaps affecting sustainabilitiy of long-term relationships. So what is it? An age-of-consent thing or what?
    Blah blah Op Blah blah

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    Yes, 'consent thing'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Yes, 'consent thing'.
    Even in the UK? I thought that in most places not US it was about 16.

    To the original question, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
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    Euph, if this was my forum I'd ban you for a week!
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    BigRed, you snarky fuck.
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    lol I remember sumbling across a site counting down the seconds til Watson was legal.
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    need to move to the 9-12 zone asap
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    blue has always been my favorite color...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    Yea wear a halter top on the red carpet.
    I didnt say that, I meant the halter-style. I'm not up on my women's fashions.

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    youre not up on much.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    None of you think this Emma character looks like Frankie Muniz in drag?

    Pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    born 15 April 1990
    She is a month older than my sister, and if anyone ever touched her, they'd better be able to outrun me. 'Cause I can unleash some serious fury.
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    Actually, not true. I tend to go for girls who are unshaved and unwaxed. I pretend this is a biological preference, but actually it's just a sad excuse I give myself to account for the fact that I've only seen a handful of twats in my life, and all them have looked like dirty, hair, fishy smelling roast beef sandwiches and belonged to foul looking sluts who'd be more at home in a stall with a trough and some slop than in a bed. However, hopefully I can somehow fool myself and make this okay, and pretend that my tendency toward hopeless, unhygienic trolls is a biological thing and not just the desperate denial of a pathetic trollfucker.
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    Emma Watson got worse with age. She was totally at her most do-able in the 1st film
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerwizard
    Emma Watson got worse with age. She was totally at her most do-able in the 1st film
    Lolz, nh sir

    As fer miss Watson, I spent 3 whole months listening to her irritating public-schoolgirl voice say "wingardium leviosa" and various other fucking irritating catchphrases, so unless she agreed to being gagged i'd say no ta.
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    yea ive seen her in real life a number of times and i definitely would...
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    I expected this thread to have like 7 replies, but it gets 40!

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
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    good thing i was born march 1988!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mixchange
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I dont think shes particularly special. I mean, hit it like the fist of an angry god, but almost any girl can look like that with a makeup artist, wardrobe consultant, personal hairstylist, personal trainer, and dietician...

    Which she most assuredly has.

    dude post a picture of your girlfriend or 2 of the girls you slept with this year, your post is totally rediculous she is well above average attractiveness

    no, in a celebrity "star" assesment shes not amazing or special, but if she's at an average party or walking down the street heads turn and you'd be STOKED to do her, dont lie. I mean, pretending she's 18, or you are in the UK.
    Dude, this is EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. Fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kettleofish
    Quote Originally Posted by gingerwizard
    Emma Watson got worse with age. She was totally at her most do-able in the 1st film
    Lolz, nh sir

    As fer miss Watson, I spent 3 whole months listening to her irritating public-schoolgirl voice say "wingardium leviosa" and various other fucking irritating catchphrases, so unless she agreed to being gagged i'd say no ta.
    How? We're you on one of the films or did you study at durham where they were filmed (like me)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerwizard
    Quote Originally Posted by kettleofish
    Quote Originally Posted by gingerwizard
    Emma Watson got worse with age. She was totally at her most do-able in the 1st film
    Lolz, nh sir

    As fer miss Watson, I spent 3 whole months listening to her irritating public-schoolgirl voice say "wingardium leviosa" and various other fucking irritating catchphrases, so unless she agreed to being gagged i'd say no ta.
    How? We're you on one of the films or did you study at durham where they were filmed (like me)?
    Alas, neither of those. I had the "fortune" of testing one of the computer games. The bastards even gave me a free copy of it for my troubles, as if i'd ever want to play it again
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    lol I had to help my sisters beat those games on play station wingardium leviosa lolo omg i can realte to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    no way is there a big fire crotch, anyone under 30 waxes or shaves these days.
    trust me.....ask jishu
    lol
    Correct.
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    As a friend once said to me....

    Most girls nowadays shave their muffs, and the ones that don't arent worth bothering with.
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    liking it shaved isnt for sure a pedo thing... I mean it just looks clean. Do you like your chicks to have hairy pits too? Why not? Post pubesent women should have hair there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    lol I had to help my sisters beat those games on play station wingardium leviosa lolo omg i can realte to you
    Who the fuck is that girl in your avatar? She could almost certainly wingardium my leviosa

    p.s. A shaven muff looks exactly like an upside-down kebab. Trimmed is fine, but shaven just makes me wonder when the chilli sauce is gonna start burning through my nutsack...
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    When she took off her thong I wern't thrilled,
    looked like a kebab that had spilled,
    and talk about hair!
    there was so much down there,
    it looked like a dog had been killed!
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    Am I the only one here that doesn't find her particularly attractive (I haven't read any of the posts above this one)?
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    No, I'd hit it, but shes not all that hot. Her face is a little boyish for me.
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    I would hit it but this is the BEST picture you could find of her IMO.
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    Such a shame she hasn't taken fashion lessons from Paris, Lindsay and Britany
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
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    LOL. Cute.

    We should def have her for August avatars, she's cool.

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    wow i post too much drunk
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    I like how she pulls off that pirate hooker, frilly dress thing. Almost looks like she wasn't dressed by her grandma.

    BTW, that sister thing, out of line. I must admit, on a scale of one to ten...

    I'd f***
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Am I the only one here that doesn't find her particularly attractive (I haven't read any of the posts above this one)?
    Yep, pretty averagish IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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    bigred, some days you escalate your posting to an artform.
    U sure say some purty things with that purty mouth of urs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aces
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Am I the only one here that doesn't find her particularly attractive (I haven't read any of the posts above this one)?
    Yep, pretty averagish IMO.

    maybe for a celebrity
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    This girl would be popular in all your little high schools...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    This girl would be popular in all your little high schools...

    I agree, shes being underrated by a bunch of poker geeks who would do a flip if they got a date with a girl this good looking ;p

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