Hmm

My mate and I have got a fiver on who can stay up the longest. He admits to being tired but I think he is a determined fellow. I am not tired and have poker to keep my brain active. This may last weeks. It is now approaching 1am. Expect updates.

[NormalSizedMan]

What it comes down to, mate, is the simple fact that I can't afford to give in. And so I'm not going to sleep. So go to bed and warm up your groins.

[lolzzz_321]

I like your friend. So you have 5 euros on this?

I like your friend. So you have 5 euros on this?

We're British, not European.

[NormalSizedMan]

What is this Euro, some kind of farcical currency invented in an attempt to make our continent a hassle-free Utopia?! Sounds a bit ridiculous to me.

[lolzzz_321]

5 quid?

[Fnord]

Dwarfman has the edge here.

This doesn't really get hard to until at least 36 hours, maybe 48. If you last past 72 I'm impressed and you should be concerned for your mental health.

[NormalSizedMan]

Fortunately I lack any form of mental health, so this shouldn't be too much of an issue.

[euphoricism]

I'm still debating whether to pull another 12 hour session. By doing so, I gaurentee I'll be up for 28+ hours. Got stuff to do early tomorrow.

The alternative is a 5ish hour session, then enough booze to make me pass out.

[Trikflow77]

meth baby meth doo dah doo doo doo doo

[NormalSizedMan]

I believe that above this post, is possibly the greatest thing ever said by man.

Update:
NormalSizedMan appears indifferent, and I think he is good for the next few hours.
I suck at poker, but have Pepsi and am still not tired. I do however have commitments for early in the morning on Sunday and Monday, so this causes issues.

[Xianti]

Is this NormalSizedMan on the right?

[NormalSizedMan]

That, is an unfair photo of me, as normally I do not look like a drunken twat with a bush of untamed hair and a dirty wink.

[bode]

are you the ging from harry potter?

[UG]

why did he splash your stomach with cola or are those really weird sweat stains or something?

[Xianti]

I can't tell what it is, but d-man's t-shirt looks kinky.

[UG]

His t-shirt reads: "I have a really small wanker and one giant testicle. Want to have a look-see?"


Yes I have really good eyesight.

[NormalSizedMan]

are you the ging from harry potter?

Yes. Are you someone who is so lacking in originality and general intelligence that you sponge off other people's insults? We could get on, y'know.

And the stains are man-juice.

[UG]

And the stains are man-juice.

That was going to be my next guess!

[Xianti]

Is this d-man's coming-out thread? The image on his t-shirt looks like a dwarf riding a giant dildo.

Xianti, I genuinely have no fucking idea how you found that pic and correctly guessed first time, but kudos.

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirt...slectic&cat=56

[Xianti]

Xianti, I genuinely have no fucking idea how you found that pic and correctly guessed first time, but kudos.
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirt...slectic&cat=56

So "dildo" in the Queen's English means "pencil"?

[bigspenda73]

lolsweatervestamemts

Xianti, I genuinely have no fucking idea how you found that pic and correctly guessed first time, but kudos.
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirt...slectic&cat=56

So "dildo" in the Queen's English means "pencil"?

Yeah why not.

[NormalSizedMan]

It's a safety hazard to chew your dildo.

[Reidak]

His t-shirt reads: "I have a really small wanker and one giant testicle. Want to have a look-see?"


Yes I have really good eyesight.

Dman looks really happy, Normal looks tired and flustered; and is leaning on the dman. dman, however is hogging the pepsi. Normal hates being treated like a bitch, but tonight was rewarded by being the pounder, not the poundee. Hence him being really tired, and wearing a sweater vest.

[NormalSizedMan]

If you weren't spot on I would tell you not to read into things so much.

I decided I was going to bed. So I told my chum "look mate, neither of us are going to give up, lets call it quits." and he did.

So i win really, cause he was 5 minutes from winning my five pound note.

\o/

night all x

....and the ginger wanker's gone to bed. I'm claiming my fiver fo sho.

[givememyleg]

haha this thread is quality!

[givememyleg]

wow you guys are weak, i take back the quality comment

[UG]

And Fnord said 36 hours would be easy. This lasted barely three.

lol

[phantom_lord]

We're British, not European.

bad beat.

[bigred]

lolsweatervestamemts

life vests protect you from drowning, bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot, and sweater vests protect you from pretty girls.

This thread makes me laugh. Yay British wit and the bad beat european post by PL.