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    Default I'm stupid

    LOL so I'm at the local card room with a big stack, dominating the table, ya know the normal. I see a guy thats in one of my classes there and start talking to him. I rake in a huge pot and he asks if I want to go get a beer with all that money I just won. My dumb ass replies by saying I'm not 21. I'm quickly told I need to leave but luckily they let me cash out.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    haha - guess that trip to the local casino is off now huh?
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    nah not neccessarily, theres a couple i can get into easily.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    lol Ryan that's so so retarded.
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    OMFG!!!!

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    When I was 17 and going to my local casino (age in FL is 18) no one ever asked for an ID. When people asked me how old I was (I was like 5'9 125 or something, boyish look), I just said 12. Because whose underage and says that? Leveled.
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    Haha that's awesome. Pretty cool of the casino to let you keep your winnings. I'm guessing they wouldn't if it was from a game that was initially their money though, like blackjack.


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    Hahah, did the table just go silent and go... pwned
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
    Hahah, did the table just go silent and go... pwned
    Yea pretty much. Before anyone even said anything the guy that wanted to get a beer with me started turning bright red. I was thinking WTF? I look over at the dealer and he says I have to leave. I couldn't believe I slipped up.

    Then the guy next to me starts talking about how the chips have to stay at the table. Then douchebag number 2 starts agreeing and talking about how I can't take the chips and hes doing it in a hostile manner. I shoot him a glance and he hits the fan saying don't look at me like that blah blah blah. I tell him not to fuck with my money and then some other people chime in at the table and I can tell the whole place is about to blow up. Floor comes over and defuses the whole situation and eventually tells me I can cash out.

    It was a small card room in Santa Cruz and I think thats the only reason they let me cash out my winnnings. I've been going to 18 and up Indian casinos too much and didn't really think about the question I was asked. Can't believe I slipped up....oh well that card room sucked spread limit 3-100 with 1-3 blinds and a 4 dollar drop if a hand sees the flop.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    lolllllllllllllllllllllllll gj
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    I'm actually kinda surprised they let you keep your money. Good for you tho.
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    They take his money and they will need to card every person in there for ever when he raises a stink with the authorities. They are in as much trouble for letting him in as he is for being in there.
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    lol, wish i had gone with you
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    bunch of assholes at your table

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