Funny smack talk you hear in games

[will641]

So I am playing in a 6 max game and a guy is talking shit to me so i told him to shut up and called him a joke. He replies: "I think there is a yard sale down the street...why don't you go there a buy a life."

Needless to say I laughed my ass off.

[Galapogos]

Some ass sucks out on me for a big pot:

Guy - HAHAHAHA TYVM!
Me - You're an idiot.
Guy - So's your mom!
Me - What does that have to do with anything?
Guy - It's called a comeback stupid!
Me - If I wanted any comeback from you I would have scraped your chin.

[ChrisTheFish]

Some ass sucks out on me for a big pot:

Guy - HAHAHAHA TYVM!
Me - You're an idiot.
Guy - So's your mom!
Me - What does that have to do with anything?
Guy - It's called a comeback stupid!
Me - If I wanted any comeback from you I would have scraped your chin.

lol nice.

I'm boring

Fish- Wtf did you raise 58s for?
Me- Shipitholla

[silu73]

I once sucked out on someone and he told me:

him: Where do you live?
me: why?
him: So I can smash your face in?
me: So that your mother can sit softer?

[Lukie]

yesterday i dropped 10 buyins at 3/6. at the end of my session i typed 'i hate every single one of you' on all of my tables and left. that showed them.

[will641]

will641: are you a hot girl?
will641: will you send me photos?>
snoop1234: how un appropriate
snoop1234: ...
Dealer: Game #13687418802: Babe1982 wins pot ($7.15)
snoop1234: pervert
will641: i think you mean INappropriate captain dip s.hit
Dealer: BIG MR.N, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
snoop1234: your momma
will641: that makes no sense
snoop1234: so fat then when she jumped for joy
snoop1234: she got stuck

[JL]

Wow you guys leave chat on?

Chat is -EV for me, especially when I am 6+ tabling.
If I start bitching at someone on one table, I lose focus on all my other tables.

Then again, I tilt too easy.

[swiggidy]

I thought about reporting this guy because it was completely unwarranted and the other guy was being cool. Then I realized I'm too lazy. He had a picture of a Mexicanish kid as his av.

SteveSchmuhl: ill get you , you little wet back you
SteveSchmuhl: are you playing from mexico?
Thalaivar: u must have a really tiny one
SteveSchmuhl: hehe, come on now we all know wet backs aitn packin heat
SteveSchmuhl: urs is prob big as that little wetback avatars
SteveSchmuhl: that kid looks like he wished he was white
Thalaivar: for the record im not a wetback
Thalaivar: funny u think u know lot by looking at an avatar
Thalaivar: so if i had a black guy avatar i know what things u will spout
SteveSchmuhl: yep ****** and so on
SteveSchmuhl: im goin g to be the next amaizing racsit
Thalaivar: whatever helps u sleep better at night
SteveSchmuhl: thanks
Thalaivar: got it?
Thalaivar: lol
SteveSchmuhl: stupid wetbacks tricks are for kids

I've never bitched at someone not from FTR. The worst I"ll do is say "nc" if it was a terrible call and they're a thinking player (i.e. they get it).

[Pelion]

this one time spenda spewed at $2 omaha and then had a go at me for folding my way for victory. imagine the cheek ...

[spoonitnow]

My favorite happened probably a year or so ago and it's something I still incorporate into my vocabulary to this day -- this guy told me that I was gayer than AIDS, and I laughed my ass off.

[bigspenda73]

this one time spenda spewed at $2 omaha and then had a go at me for folding my way for victory. imagine the cheek ...

omg i fucking remember this you fucking piece of shit angleshooting motherfucker. What the fuck was that, we were fucking flipping at $2plo8b and you were fukcing angleshooting and you still lost biatch.

Also, it wasn't in chat, you were drunk and we were in Vent.

Also, hi pel

[flomo]

opposite time
you have to play on blodog to understand

this just happened
right after i knock a guy out he asks if i'm a pro
me "no just drunk"
i was expecting some smart as remark but after a while i think he was serious

that was on the bodog 16.60 beginner tables(10 player with 5 cashing)
i know it is sad

also on bodog after sucking out big time and knocking him out
the guy says "lucky cunt"
and "fuck you"
uneditted, no silly astericks
i don't cxare what anybody says but i can beat the superuser

[will641]

My favorite happened probably a year or so ago and it's something I still incorporate into my vocabulary to this day -- this guy told me that I was gayer than AIDS, and I laughed my ass off.

wow that is funny.