Virgin Festival - 12/13th April

[Thunder]

Anyone else going? Wanna meet up, chew fat, drink beer, yadda yadda yadda?

[Xianti]

{moved from Live Poker & Home Games}

[BankItDrew]

{moved from Live Poker & Home Games}

LMAO!

Was this a continuation joke from the title of the thread? hahaha

you virgins you

[Lukie]

1. where is it?

2. are there going to be a lot of hot female virgins there?

3. do you actually have to be a virgin to go?

4. am i making myself retarded by asking these questions?

[showboatlou]

"When I get done with him, you won't be able to recocognize him"_Steven Pica. A few days ago.....Oh the pain. The pain.....WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! Areugonnagomyway_Kravitisms asima, don't you know what the fuck I can do? .......Plenty of talis, only one head. I waiting for the try....I came and went.Edit: and so did the festival. So, many virgins so, little time..
Sorry, I don't want to go to Darthmoor, (I'm to busy to look it up). (The Jealous Rage Tea House aka. Prison ) as a result of...Take a guess. Jealousy?.... She lied about her bankroll, is waiting to see if my steal from the other man plan works, bought a box of powdered water and didn't know what to add so, I'll put it up on the fridge and run a hose to the sink/ I'll figure it out, bought a map of Briton it's actual size, bought a second just in case, 1 kilometer = 1 kilometer, can't figure metric miles like me, has to hitch to the casino, bought a bolt cutter just in case her relationship goes North, cheats at solitaire, No, she doesn't! Yes, she does..., She's chronic, stay the hell out of my way, submitted the winning title name for my new movie: (The XX Files/ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Nevermind.), keeps her weight down so she doesn't become a laughingstock e.g., a cattle with a sense of humor, picks up the rice at the church where a wedding has been and makes sure she can sell it, has never met an an alien like, moi. Hang glide crash. I was destroyed. Gonna steal My Thunder, are we? Go ahead, I died! Or, am mostly dead. Is, a habitual liar such as myself, knot. But, tries to keep up on new weasel skills. At least she thinks she plays chess, much. Has ambitions and thoughts. Wish I did. I was told she spilled spot remover on her dog on purpose. He vanished. Tried it on a cat named Spot, An Immortal. Nice try. She vanished twice. Sorry, I'll pass....... Kids, OK. She got game. PR: Astronomy, Newtonian Physics, Metal Detecting/Metallurgy , Archery, Upholstery with fine Corinthian leather, Survey and Drafting, Electrical Engineering, Blacksmithing or, attempts at other basic skills..thoughts. Contempt. Plain t-shirt and regular nylon whatever, slight runs a turn on that cannot be redeemed No frills. Thinking, is not the best way to travel. Take my word for it...! Again. Squared. ......Wait until we get old! Understands mathematical jokes...X!=?X?...| X=xx?...?!|XX=XX|0=x|? absolute value of -1=?...............You.| Wrong. .......F=MA | In other words; only I have a whole lot of nothing to talk about and all the time in the world to do it in. Sign. Out. Wrong team. Grave diggers stay in. Gold diggers check out. Life is a remakable game. I never know if, I will ever win. All I know is that I'm determined not to lose.

[Xianti]

Anyone else going? Wanna meet up, chew fat, drink beer, and have sex?

[badgers]

1. where is it?

uk

2. are there going to be a lot of hot female virgins there?

maybe, probs more than a normal fest cos it's full of rich indie kids

3. do you actually have to be a virgin to go?

No

4. am i making myself retarded by asking these questions?

yes

[badgers]

also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.

[showboatlou]

Fidelity is not a laughing matter. Delayed gratification has just been extended...(Ten Years After) IT"S gr rrrrrrGRRRRReen! Wuf Wuf Wuf

[showboatlou]

And so are the violent kids of England. I've seen them in action. (It's no party for an ugly old bastard like me anyway). Be glad that some, got some self restraint. P. S. Don't try this on my planet. Sail on, silver girl. Sail on by. Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. SEE, how they shine!

[badgers]

showboatlou your posts are magnificent

[EzDuzIt]

also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.

whats with all these weird fests? there needs to be a totally livin' fest imo.

[showboatlou]

All you need is love and an old lady who owns gas stations and a liquor store...Thanks., Mary SMOKE THIS!

[badgers]

also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.

whats with all these weird fests? there needs to be a totally livin' fest imo.

rage are hopefully playing at reading now thats what i call livin'

[wufwugy]

wait what there's a festival for people who haven't had sex?

[showboatlou]

Do you like cigars?

When I can get'em.

Try this one.

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Do you know the poet?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????ME.


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[silu73]

Virgin Festival? I am sure that 2+2 will be deserted.

[showboatlou]

Nothing further to add. + Nothing further to add.

[badgers]

wow

[kevster]

Glastonbury FTW

[badgers]

wtf showboat please don't edit those posts they were AMAZING!

[showboatlou]

I'm fixing a hole where the rain crept in and stopped my mind from wandering....fixed. An elephant never forgets.....Don't mind me. It's only pain and suffering. Maybe, I'll go over to Earls house and watch some movies later.....I'm taking the time for a number of things that, weren't important yesterday. And I still go, oh oh oh...Fixing a hole where the rain crept in, stopped...........Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air. And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves. The echo's of a distant time come streaming in on sunlight wings and everything is green in submarine....And so I throw the widows wide and call to you across the the sky.............Spent some time, feeling inferior. Standing in front of my mirror. Combed my hair in a thousand ways but, I came outlooking just the same..you didn't have to come here anyway. So, remember every picture tells a story don't it. Every picture tells a story don't it......Innagoddastrongasiam don't you know that I love you. Innagoddastrongasiam don't you know..Dun dun danuta dunt. Goldfinger_Ertha Kitt. Go away little girl._Osmonds Just you know why. Why you and I_ Buddy Holly Crying_Roy Orberson. I just want to talk to you. I won't do you no harm. I just want to talk about_Jimi Hendrix Many is the time I've been mistaken_Paul Simon I am just a poor boy though my story_Simon and Garfunkel Return to me_Dean Martin There's a house on a hill by a worn down wheatherd old mill, in the valley below where the river winds, there's no such thing as bad times...I ain't got a penny for Cotton Ginny to spend but then, the wheel goes round._Gordon Lightfoot Through the woodland through the valley comes a horsemen wild and free_|Danana dunt dunt dunt dunt donnnnuntiunt
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also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.

You managed to get a ticket?? I HATE YOU!!!!

[mrhappy333]

I'm fixing a hole where the rain crept in and stopped my mind from wandering....

u forgot to edit this one?

[badgers]

also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.

You managed to get a ticket?? I HATE YOU!!!!

Yeah I posted that before the tickets were sold and I was out on the night they went on sale.

FAIL

[badgers]

Although they sell them on the door on thursday I think so I'll queue for hours and go and get one then I guess. I simply HAVE to see rage.

Although they sell them on the door on thursday I think so I'll queue for hours and go and get one then I guess. I simply HAVE to see rage.

Yeah that's what we're going to do. Probs gonna get a night train up and camp wednesday night /thurs morn to make damn sure we all get tickets.

[flomo]

are "girls gone wild " going to be there?

some pics of hot female virgins would be great
thanks

[Thunder]

Hmmm,

Cannot see why this was moved from the live poker section as I was talking about a Live poker tournament, and other posts talk about live events, such as meeting up.

[badgers]

rofl i feel stupid now.