farewell FTR

[gabe]

its been fun. i appreciate all ive learned but reading this forum has been a major distraction in my life and i just sent xianti a PM to ban me. maybe ill change my mind in a few months or something. bye

[mcatdog]

you got me you asshole

gg

[thizzSantaCruz]

level?

[thizzSantaCruz]

*edit* DUCY?

[thizzSantaCruz]

i also just put my whole roll on a hand of black jack and won.


SHIP IT BABY...see all you mid stakers at 200NL
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[bikes]

Epic fail, i got leveled

[givememyleg]

cya gabe

[flomo]

bye gabe
and good luck

[thizzSantaCruz]

LOL...maybe i shouldn't have edited my first post...now i just feel bad.

[ProZachNation]

april pools

[Galapogos]

He's just being a baby because the villagers fucked up again.

[Xianti]

I couldn't believe it when he started chatting with me a few days ago about wanting to do this. But there's some shit going on IRL that he's dealing with... it's his private matter, so I won't get into it, but he apparently feels he needs time off from everything else so he can straighten some things out. I don't know why he thinks he needs to be banned, but this isn't the first time a long-time regular has asked to be banned. Some people can't control their posting/browsing impulses, I guess.

His final PM request was indeed sad, but under the circumstances, I didn't want to add to his troubles by denying his wishes. Tyson, Eric and I wish gabe well and we sincerely hope he overcomes this and comes back.

Take care, gabe. You're welcome back any time. Thanks for everything you've done for us. What can I say...? Keep on livin'.

[pankfish]

I couldn't believe it when he started chatting with me a few days ago about wanting to do this. But there's some shit going on IRL that he's dealing with... it's his private matter, so I won't get into it, but he apparently feels he needs time off from everything else so he can straighten some things out. I don't know why he thinks he needs to be banned, but this isn't the first time a long-time regular has asked to be banned. Some people can't control their posting/browsing impulses, I guess.

His final PM request was indeed sad, but under the circumstances, I didn't want to add to his troubles by denying his wishes. Tyson, Eric and I wish gabe well and we sincerely hope he overcomes this and comes back.

Take care, gabe. You're welcome back any time. Thanks for everything you've done for us. What can I say...? Keep on livin'.

[jyms]

Xianti? delete these posts so the day timers and euro's get leveled too

[WildBobAA]

HUDGE COINCIDENCE

[Xianti]

wish it were a joke

[jyms]

What day is it again?

[thizzSantaCruz]

sounds like hes serious. well if he is best of luck gabe.

[BankItDrew]

The producers of this forum should feel guilty about providing a free service that is both addicting and dangerous to the well being of innocent victims.

[Miffed22001]

this is just about as bad as me posting a fake hand history that id won a third BBJ.

nice try

[pocketfours]

All the time spent staring on this beige browser window has made me see all white surfaces in violet and I just can't handle it anymore. My doctor said this might become a permanent condition if I don't stop. And I hate violet.

Moderator please ban me as well.

[nutsinho]

good riddance fish

[Irisheyes]

lol I refuse to be levelled

[bode]

this is a pretty poor attempt at leveling

[ChrisBCritter]

Wow, what level is this thread on?

[Reidak]

April first levelin'

[a500lbgorilla]

ake still dead from aids?

[FyrFytr998]

April Fools Day is so shitty to have a real life problem.

Gabe. IF it's real good luck.
IF it's not. Dammit I got rolled.

Hey, I was perusing Playboys site and came across some video of Hef's Mansion parties. Is this you in this one Xianti, from when you went?
Playboy Mansion Party

[Xianti]

Hey, I was perusing Playboys site and came across some video of Hef's Mansion parties. Is this you in this one Xianti, from when you went?
Playboy Mansion Party

HAHAHAA!!

Seriously, though, at one of the Playboy parties I'd been to, KCAL News was doing an entertainment tidbit on the event and I appear behind/to the side of the reporter on live TV (which I later saw recorded). So I thought you actually found a clip of it.

[a500lbgorilla]

April Fools Day is so shitty to have a real life problem.

Gabe. IF it's real good luck.
IF it's not. Dammit I got rolled.

Hey, I was perusing Playboys site and came across some video of Hef's Mansion parties. Is this you in this one Xianti, from when you went?
Playboy Mansion Party

gabe is too rich to have real life problems.

[Galapogos]

April Fools Day is so shitty to have a real life problem.

Gabe. IF it's real good luck.
IF it's not. Dammit I got rolled.

Hey, I was perusing Playboys site and came across some video of Hef's Mansion parties. Is this you in this one Xianti, from when you went?
Playboy Mansion Party

gabe is too rich to have real life problems.

You serious? Haven't you ever had it where your watch pinches an arm hair and then yanks it out when you move your arm? Balla' watches do that too you know, and I bet it hurts just as much.

[Galapogos]

this is just about as bad as me posting a fake hand history that id won a third BBJ.

That would have been awesome of you to try. Or maybe it did happen and this is your level on us?

[Smacktard]

You're probably not going to believe me but I was in this super awesome 80's music video with Rick Astley. You guys should totally watch it.

[will641]

ake still dead from aids?

who is ake? i saw this name come up in the ville18 thread too.

if this werent a joke, banning still doesnt solve anything, because you can still browse without being a member, and if he so desired, he could just make another account, amirite?

[Pythonic]

Cya and happy april fools!

[IowaSkinsFan]

See ya april 2nd

[frosst]

who's gonna keep the commune totally livin now?

[Miffed22001]

this is just about as bad as me posting a fake hand history that id won a third BBJ.

That would have been awesome of you to try. Or maybe it did happen and this is your level on us?

this would have been good.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I've figured it out.

Xianti is not the type to ban gabe right before April fools day, realizing it could obviously be an april fools joke. He'd probably wait a bit and then see if gabe still wanted to do this. Unless of course gabe had been so convincing in the pm that X-man decided that he truly wanted this.

Banning also seems very unneccessary, as gabe can just not post easily.

I think we aren't going to hear from gabe for awhile though. Even if the original intent was as an April Fools joke, he may very well not post for a month and come back then, making it not a joke at all.

[b-rabbit]

mo money mo problems

[bigspenda73]

bigger fuss over this than me?

wth?

[will641]

bigger fuss over this than me?

wth?

lol, owned

[Irisheyes]

bigger fuss over this than me?

wth?

Who?

[bigspenda73]

ME!!!

oh yea, BYE GABE, it was fun

[givememyleg]

OR

x man just changed his picture rank to BANNED and gabe is still alive and unbanned reading this thread as we speak.

durrrrrr

[Unibomber14]

The totally livin' thread will never die, but it will always be BOC to me.

[bode]

OR

x man just changed his picture rank to BANNED and gabe is still alive and unbanned reading this thread as we speak.

durrrrrr

can you not unban people?

[Galapogos]

OR

x man just changed his picture rank to BANNED and gabe is still alive and unbanned reading this thread as we speak.

durrrrrr

can you not unban people?

They wouldn't have fake-banned him if they couldn't undo it.

[zook]

gl gabe

[jackvance]

major downswing?

[wufwugy]

i for one will miss gabe and her vagina

[givememyleg]

OR

x man just changed his picture rank to BANNED and gabe is still alive and unbanned reading this thread as we speak.

durrrrrr

can you not unban people?

idk just a guess

[bigspenda73]

remember when Gabe got all pissed off at Euph for calling him Gayb?

Good times

[SaulPaul]

link?

[bigspenda73]

gonna be a tough find

I'll look into it.

[kmind]

Ok yeah I fucking blow at Werewolf but come on man, just because I lost it for us doesn't mean you have to stop posting. You'll get over it.

[bigspenda73]

link?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...50.html#526304

[bigspenda73]

[swiggidy]

Probably one of the funniest FTR jokes ever

[silu73]

in before ban. Wat?

[bode]

ha ha. that shit was great.

[bigred]

i haven't read anything in this thread, only the subject title, but this is obv april fools joke and lame like gabe

[EzDuzIt]

this was way way too obv. would be kind of scary if he just went with it for an extra day or 2 though.

[Galapogos]

this was way way too obv. would be kind of scary if he just went with it for an extra day or 2 though.

He will.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I'm actually betting he's serious. He's been posting on 2p2, but that's just because he's posting 25/50 hands, and who on FTR besides sauce can really comment on those hands anyways? Forums can be a distraction from being productive, like im doing right now!

[a500lbgorilla]

April Fools Day is so shitty to have a real life problem.

Gabe. IF it's real good luck.
IF it's not. Dammit I got rolled.

Hey, I was perusing Playboys site and came across some video of Hef's Mansion parties. Is this you in this one Xianti, from when you went?
Playboy Mansion Party

gabe is too rich to have real life problems.

You serious? Haven't you ever had it where your watch pinches an arm hair and then yanks it out when you move your arm? Balla' watches do that too you know, and I bet it hurts just as much.

gabe is too rich to have arm hair.

[Galapogos]

I'm actually betting he's serious. He's been posting on 2p2, but that's just because he's posting 25/50 hands, and who on FTR besides sauce can really comment on those hands anyways? Forums can be a distraction from being productive, like im doing right now!

He started the General Discussion thread for April in their midstakes forum. If he wanted to focus on whatever in life, he wouldn't post in it, let alone make sure it's up. He's still on Facebook, the ultimate distraction for way more people than a poker strategy site is. So it's kinda funny how the only site he cuts himself off from is the one site where the administrator would go along with it. Also, his good poker buddy aejones pulled what was almost exactly the same stunt on Leggopoker.

If he really felt it was a distraction from life he would just stop posting here instead of making a big deal of it. And I seriously doubt this site was a big distraction for him as he doesn't post here nearly as much as he used to anyway.

Maybe I play too much werewolf...

Maybe I play too much werewolf...

You're still shit at it though.

[bigspenda73]

ok.......not funny anymore...........

[Galapogos]

Fuck that I found Bbickes!!

[will641]

link?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...50.html#526304

lol i just got done reading those couple of pages. hilarious. i guess was the pic deleted in here? not the graffiti pic, the one where he says he found this gem.

ATTENTION

so some guy just posted a 'graffiti' on my facebook wall. its this new feature where instead of writing notes you can draw stuff in mypaint style editor and give ppl pictures. some faggot took the time out of his day to make one with a bunch of rainbow colors and shit and write in big letters "GAYB"



ok whatever asshole, you have nothing better to do on a friday night than try to bring me down? fuck you.

so i click his name and look at his profile. first thing is notice is his status. it says "x is BOC." everyone here should know what that means and should know he is probably far from BOC if i have to call him out in this thread. its impossible to be not able to beat $10NL and call yourself ballin out of control, especially when you get pissed off at some $12 late fee on your apartment.

so i open up his pictures so i could put a face on a name and found this next gem.



yea you arent BOC you are a fucking faggot so keep my name out your mouth

[bode]

i think it was the trash bag wearing todd brunson pic

[WildBobAA]

i think it was the trash bag wearing todd brunson pic

yeah it was, haha awesome

[ensign_lee]

Anybody else notice that Gabe has now gone from "BANNED" to "Eat Bugs" again?

[bigspenda73]

omg nice catch