Just a few rants since I am forced to watch the same commercials over and over…

1. Heineken commercial. I didn’t understand it at first, then I got it, then I kept watching it to guess the sequence of all the people, now I can’t stop doing it. Now I hate that damn commercial.

2. McDonalds “new” chicken sandwich. “Don’t settle for the ordinary” huh?? You came up with a chicken sandwich where you take away the lettuce and mayo and throw some damn pickles on it. Genius!!! Way to think outside the box. Is the American consumer that stupid?? I suppose they are.

3. New Eddie Murphy movie. Does anyone actually pay to see an Eddie Murphy movie anymore?? Hey Eddie, be ONE person and be NORMAL. Remember Beverly Hills Cop??? That was ok. Your just trying to make a buck now, you’re a whore.

On a separate side note… I was surfing during commercials in the game and caught the beginning of I, Robot. In the beginning they list all the rules for robots. I thought they were doing them in some weird robot talk, then Will Smith leaves his apartment and runs into the Fed Ex robot, who speaks in the same f’ed up robot language. Took like 15 minutes into the movie before I saw the damn T at the bottom of the screen and realized it was on Telemundo. F’ing Spanish station. Although the chicks on those stations are so hot. You swear all of Mexico is scantily clad hot skanks. Anyway, on the same tangent I ended up watching Herbie Fully Loaded during half and during commercials. Because Lindsey Lohan is sooooo hot in that movie.

Please folks feel to add as the commercial fustration adds up.