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    Default FTR Members in Saudi Arabia?

    I am considering a job offer to teach in Saudi Arabia, and I'd like to know if there are any FTR members in KSA or the Gulf? In fact the reason I became interested in poker was that I read that expats played poker on the weekends.
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    i have a question for you, and its a serious one. how good are the hookers in thailand actually? i mean i always hear hype about how great thai women and the whores are, but i need to hear it from someone who actually lives there.
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    just lol at everything
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    Come here and find out yourself! Let's just say that 100 pounds (45 kilos) is a fat woman here. You'll never want a Western woman again!
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    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!

    so in your opinion trannies are hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!

    so in your opinion trannies are hot?
    busted.
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    ha ha pwned
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Come here and find out yourself! Let's just say that 100 pounds (45 kilos) is a fat woman here. You'll never want a Western woman again!
    omg i need

    only problem is i like big tits too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!

    so in your opinion trannies are hot?
    they're not traditional trannies. ladyboys, afaik, are given hormones from an early age. many of them look indistinguishable from women, that is until the penis makes its entrance.
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    also they say that going to thailand for whores is kinda dumb because the normal women are so beautiful and easy to get for americans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    many of them look indistinguishable from women, that is until the penis makes its entrance
    please rephrase for the squeamish
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    I wouldn't be surprised if FTR is filtered out in Saudi. Some predominantly Muslim countries do filter out porn/gambling/etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    they're not traditional trannies. ladyboys, afaik, are given hormones from an early age. many of them look indistinguishable from women, That is, until I get anally raped by who I thought was a woman!.
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    Just a headsup:

    Saudi Arabia -> Muslim -> Gambling punishable by death.
    They *have* been gettig more lax over the years, however.
    And Iran is stricter. Why do you think Amir Esfandiari says at every chance "I LOVE AMERICA!"?


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    *hops on the first plane to Thailand to check out these 'ladyboys'*
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!

    so in your opinion trannies are hot?
    they're not traditional trannies. ladyboys, afaik, are given hormones from an early age. many of them look indistinguishable from women, that is until the penis makes its entrance.

    Oh.
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    Saudi Arabia is definitely up there on my "top 5 places NOT to visit as a white guy".
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Saudi Arabia is definitely up there on my "top 5 places NOT to visit as a white guy".
    Why? They love Americans because of the war they are making more money than they have ever done before.

    Seriously though, Yemen is a far better place to visit as there is basically nothing in Saudi Arabia worthwile seeing (unless you are a Muslim).
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    i have a question for you, and its a serious one. how good are the hookers in new zealand actually? i need to hear it from someone who actually lives there.
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    the whores in NH don't even suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by BKKPLAYER
    Be careful the most beautiful women in Thailand are men! (ladyboys) Unless that's what you want LOL!

    so in your opinion trannies are hot?
    they're not traditional trannies. ladyboys, afaik, are given hormones from an early age. many of them look indistinguishable from women, that is until the penis makes its entrance.

    Oh.
    yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Saudi Arabia is definitely up there on my "top 5 places NOT to visit as a white guy".
    Why? They love Americans because of the war they are making more money than they have ever done before.

    Seriously though, Yemen is a far better place to visit as there is basically nothing in Saudi Arabia worthwile seeing (unless you are a Muslim).


    There's a higher concentration of extremists there who don't exactly share that view about westerners. It's a fairly fundamentalist theocracy not exactly known for 'tolerance'. I'm sure the average dude on the street is fine, but I'd rather be holding AA vs ATC than I would QQ...
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    omg did you just make a poker analogy for terrorism? head asplode
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Saudi Arabia is definitely up there on my "top 5 places NOT to visit as a white guy".
    Why? They love Americans because of the war they are making more money than they have ever done before.

    Seriously though, Yemen is a far better place to visit as there is basically nothing in Saudi Arabia worthwile seeing (unless you are a Muslim).


    There's a higher concentration of extremists there who don't exactly share that view about westerners. It's a fairly fundamentalist theocracy not exactly known for 'tolerance'. I'm sure the average dude on the street is fine, but I'd rather be holding AA vs ATC than I would QQ...

    LOL this is wrong on so many levels
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    omg did you just make a poker analogy for terrorism? head asplode
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    LOL this is wrong on so many levels

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