Hello boys and girls!

This op basically is me being accountable for all the stupid spewy shit I do HU. Umm I'm a 50nl HU reg who plays like a moron 90% of the time and a decent aggro the other 10%. I do play 25nl FR when I'm not feeling 100% so obv free monies to the regs there. All the cool kids are blogging so I thought I'd try to fit in.

That being said I spew, alot. But anyway on to the interesting hands.



Lots of 3b in a friendly game with XTR. I was actually really happy with how I was playing this match with my leads, c/c's and c/r's all being balanced. Anyway Yeti Theorem here the board is fairly dry and I'm fairly sure he would not 3b an A here on such a dry board.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed)

Hero (SB) ($72.30)
Button ($74.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 5
Button raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3) 5, 6, A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $2, Hero raises to $7, Button raises to $16, Hero raises to $33, 1 fold

Total pot: $35 | Rake: $0.50



Villain seems to be a reg, has auto top off on, doesnt have the limp the btn fishy tendency. I'm not sure I like my play here because with my bad 3b sizing (atrocious 3b sizing in retrospect I shoulda made it like 7) I don't think I have enough FE to make him consider laying down a Q. Anyway the river tells me he had me destroyed but I suck out anyway.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed)

Hero (SB) ($67.45)
Button ($58)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 5
Button calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1) 7, Q, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, Button raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, Button raises to $20, Hero raises to $66.95 (All-In), Button calls $37.50 (All-In)

Turn: ($116) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($116) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $116 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Button mucked 9, 7 (two pair, nines and sevens).
Hero had 9, 5 (flush, Queen high).
Outcome: Hero won $115.50



Last hand. I think I overplay bottem 2 in general. I planed to B/F the turn but since he called I put him on like Qx with a spade. The river I'm not sure if I should c/c, c/f or shove. I decided to shove and put the decision on him but I'm not sure if thats the most EV play. Thoughts?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed)

Hero (SB) ($50)
Button ($103.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4, 5
Button raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3) 4, J, 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, Button calls $4.50

Turn: ($15) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, Button calls $9.50

River: ($34) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $33 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: $34 | Rake: $0.50