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    Default Would you bang Sarah Palin (McCain's VP Choice)

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    she's fully milfin.
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    Transparency ftw
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    man the repubs are clever
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    Need a better pic for consideration - that one looks like she's thinking about chomping your junk off.
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    Well, John Teeter was right about a female in office this year...
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    Yeppers.
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    Sarah Palin: A photo essay by BennyLaRue.

    Sarah has sick BB skillz. Look at her grab that rock.



    She ran for Miss Alaska. Hi hunny.



    Hates bears.



    Unlike McCain, can use the Internets.



    Is into kinky shit.



    Wants to be your VP.

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    Stalker LaRue???
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    i bet shes kinda dumb but i would, i think
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    AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA politicz
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Stalker LaRue???
    Dale wanted pics. The Dude abides.
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    cougar
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    omg why didnt mcsame pic lieberman
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    omg why didnt mcsame pic lieberman
    Leftwing Lesbian bait imo
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    i bet she does anal. Def would
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    i'd hit it.

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    Goddamn 21-0. I haven't seen FTR this one-sided since the UIGEA.
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    wow, I am so having sex with her tonite, I mean in my dreams of course.
    Wow, a hot chick and she could be VP? Total sex appeal!!
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    running mate selections are such a joke, all they are for is to balance the ticket.

    bush had no experience at the national level so he picks a long-time U.S. senator.

    obama picks an old white guy.

    mccain picks a young, attractive female.

    etc etc
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    this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
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    you forget quickly lukie, sometimes like attracts like. e.g. kerry and edwards. both douche bags. and yeah, i agree that they are way over rated. like obama brings biden in for foreign policy, like hes ever going to say, "okay joe, im leaving this to you."
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    the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
    Only the pro-life ones, who won't vote Dem anyway.
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    Wow , we all agree on something for once!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
    what is wrt?
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    wufwugy: the reasons you think palin sucks as VP are the same reasons republicans laugh at idea of obama beind president, sort of
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    Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).

    And yes of course i'd bang her.
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    I say we have a letter written up and sent to her personally over this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
    what is wrt?
    with respect to
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    There goes wuf making up shit again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).

    And yes of course i'd bang her.
    well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).

    And yes of course i'd bang her.
    well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
    she's a heartbeat away from the presidency, and mccain is going to die from old age two years into a presidential term

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    There goes wuf making up shit again
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    will641 wrote:
    Massimo wrote:
    Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).

    And yes of course i'd bang her.

    well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
    I think Palin is more qualified to be president than anyone else in the race. She only has two years experience as govenor, but that is two more years of executive branch experience than anyone else in the race. Everyone else has legislative experience.

    When's the last time a Senator was elected president? They typically aren't. Govenors are typically elected president.

    And yes, I'd hit it.
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    omg todd palin works for BP oil. has to be a republican scheme amirite???
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    easy yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).

    And yes of course i'd bang her.
    well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
    she's a heartbeat away from the presidency, and mccain is going to die from old age two years into a presidential term

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert..._b_122491.html
    This article is sooooooooooooooo bias (like most political discussions) but he's probably right when it comes down to it... Mccain probably screwed himself. Palin is a high risk move that probably won't yield a high reward.
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    Also one more thing: I always rip on Democrats because they'll say anything (and then go back on it later, see: John Kerry). Republicans usually (and i have to say Bush hasn't really follow this, but he is just so beyond terrible i'm going to exclude him) don't really care and will honestly say what they're going to do and do whatever the fuck they want. Mccain is really going against that here cause this is clearly a move for votes, he just lost mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Also one more thing: I always rip on Democrats because they'll say anything (and then go back on it later, see: John Kerry). Republicans usually (and i have to say Bush hasn't really follow this, but he is just so beyond terrible i'm going to exclude him) don't really care and will honestly say what they're going to do and do whatever the fuck they want. Mccain is really going against that here cause this is clearly a move for votes, he just lost mine.
    if this made you not want to vote for mccain, dont bother ever paying attention in any presidential election.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
    Only the pro-life ones, who won't vote Dem anyway.
    you're overthinking this one.. think occam's razor
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
    WTF. Who voted no?
    some who thought it'd be funny if he were the only one. so, everyone would still bang her.

    or it was a girl
    or a gay guy
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    i hate her so fucking much because shes a motherfucking neocon and she like so many other fucking neocons represent the most regressive and ignorant people in america.

    yes shes hotish and id normally be able to get it up but fuck i hate neocons so much i fucking couldnt get it up even if she was shannon elizabeth or halle berry

    also lol

    i seriously need to stop reading current politics. makes me so fucking livid how stupid people are. didja know that palin has foreign policy experience because shes from alaska and alaska is close to russia? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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    Anyone else think her voice is like nails on a chalkboard? Def needs something stuck in her mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Anyone else think her voice is like nails on a chalkboard? Def needs something stuck in her mouth.
    I agree with this.
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    link to her speakin, Iknow,Iknow. u furgen lazy basterd
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Def needs something stuck in her mouth.
    I agree with this.
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    our definitions of "hot" are seemingly very different

    either that or this whole thread and everybody in it is in on some kind of macabre and disturbing level

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    Didn't ask if she was hot, asked if you'd bang her.
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    Would you bang her?
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    Total Votes : 43

    yes please....
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    I was in Vegas this weekend. Last night we had this exact discussion when we got back to our room at like 5am.

    I voted yes obv, and it was 4-0 in our room too.


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    jack you are a hater. if you like milf's you would almost have to say you would do her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I was in Vegas this weekend. Last night we had this exact discussion when we got back to our room at like 5am.

    I voted yes obv, and it was 4-0 in our room too.
    so a bunch of queers would "bang" her. la dee freaking da
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    uhh... mccain is def hitting that already, amirite?
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    Is that her in spoons avatar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdubs
    Is that her in spoons avatar?
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    She has an awesome set of pins. . I would enjoy rubbing them with my penis
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    if she were just a random lady, definitely, but as is... no. banging the likely future vice-president and possible future president has to be major life -ev (government, secret service, etc).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    She has an awesome set of pins. . I would enjoy rubbing them with my penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i hate her so fucking much because shes a motherfucking neocon and she like so many other fucking neocons represent the most regressive and ignorant people in america.

    yes shes hotish and id normally be able to get it up but fuck i hate neocons so much i fucking couldnt get it up even if she was shannon elizabeth or halle berry

    also lol

    i seriously need to stop reading current politics. makes me so fucking livid how stupid people are. didja know that palin has foreign policy experience because shes from alaska and alaska is close to russia? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
    Honest request: can you do me a favor and define 'neocon' for me? Obviously I know what it is and it's common usage in discussion, but in light of your recent post about adultery/murder, I'm especially interested in hearing your definition.

    I guess I just see a certain amount of irony (i know, i know).. i.e. what most people see in neo-con's is an under-appreciation of life, and that is very inconsistent with your underlying view in the other thread.
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    <--- this is a photoshop obv, but looks very much like her
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    <--- this is a photoshop obv, but looks very much like her
    lol nice job
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    i voted yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i hate her so fucking much because shes a motherfucking neocon and she like so many other fucking neocons represent the most regressive and ignorant people in america.

    yes shes hotish and id normally be able to get it up but fuck i hate neocons so much i fucking couldnt get it up even if she was shannon elizabeth or halle berry

    also lol

    i seriously need to stop reading current politics. makes me so fucking livid how stupid people are. didja know that palin has foreign policy experience because shes from alaska and alaska is close to russia? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
    Honest request: can you do me a favor and define 'neocon' for me? Obviously I know what it is and it's common usage in discussion, but in light of your recent post about adultery/murder, I'm especially interested in hearing your definition.

    I guess I just see a certain amount of irony (i know, i know).. i.e. what most people see in neo-con's is an under-appreciation of life, and that is very inconsistent with your underlying view in the other thread.
    in light of what i posted in the other thread? what do you mean? are you jumping to conclusions without understanding the reasons?

    neocon is an abbreviation of neo-conservative or new-conservative. it is referring to the policy changes made in the party based in political conservativism (republicans) which has happened over the last several years or decades (im not sure about the exact timeline).

    great examples of conservative policies are small government policies, yet the neo-conservatives are big government. neocons are no longer conservatives, but referring to them as neo-conservatives has been the easiest label.
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    who are the two other douchebags who voted no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    if she were just a random lady, definitely, but as is... no. banging the likely future vice-president and possible future president has to be major life -ev (government, secret service, etc).
    Lukie you crack me up dude.

    Bragging to your friends that you banged a vice presidential candidate is TOTALLY more +ev than the negatives that you have mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Honest request: can you do me a favor and define 'neocon' for me?
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