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  1. 09-17-2008 09:50 PM #1
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    Default Are you a Donkey?

    http://www.donkeytest.com/index.html

    Alright I'll start off the e-dick measuring contest, I scored 120. I expect to be beaten very quickly though...

    FTR's number to beat is Sauce's 132



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  2. 09-18-2008 12:35 AM #2
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    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

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  3. 09-18-2008 01:25 AM #3
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    sauce i challenge you to 300/600 nl u donkey
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  4. 09-18-2008 04:25 AM #4
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  5. 09-18-2008 04:47 AM #5
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  6. 09-18-2008 06:13 AM #6
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  7. 09-18-2008 06:16 AM #7
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    Meh, still need a lot of improvement!

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  8. 09-18-2008 07:24 AM #8
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    No, I am an Octopus!
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  9. 09-18-2008 10:03 AM #9
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  10. 09-18-2008 10:23 AM #10
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    im rusty
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    124 but the donktest itself is kind of donkish
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  13. 09-18-2008 01:53 PM #13
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    i havent taken it in months, but i got a 120 then. i think this test has a standard deviation of 15, iirc.
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  14. 09-18-2008 02:59 PM #14
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    ....how did everyone answer the rounders question? I say shooooove
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  15. 09-18-2008 03:19 PM #15
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  16. 09-18-2008 04:39 PM #16
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  17. 09-18-2008 04:45 PM #17
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    who wants to post answers?
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  18. 09-18-2008 05:00 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    who wants to post answers?
    I was thinking as I was answering them, that it'd be valuable (for us donks) for one of the good players here to go through their thought processes while answering each question. ...or at least a selection of the more tricky ones.
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  19. 09-18-2008 05:28 PM #19
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    118.....rofl at the rounders question.
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  20. 09-18-2008 05:29 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    who wants to post answers?
    I was thinking as I was answering them, that it'd be valuable (for us donks) for one of the good players here to go through their thought processes while answering each question. ...or at least a selection of the more tricky ones.
    +1.... i agree
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  21. 09-19-2008 01:33 AM #21
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    got halfway through but good god i just cant finish it

    most of the answers are on a curve, so to speak, and the curve isnt exact, so yea....
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  22. 09-19-2008 01:41 AM #22
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    So I'm apparently a big tourney donk. I scored 88 on that section. lol



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  23. 09-20-2008 02:02 PM #23
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    <Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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  24. 09-20-2008 06:42 PM #24
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    I outleveled myself and got 103 on the test
    not how I would play in a game

    I did ridiculous shit like folding in spots where I had odds to call because the test said the opp is "very passive post-flop"
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  25. 09-20-2008 06:45 PM #25
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    Just took it, 132 yay.

    (I took it a little over a year ago when it first came out and got 116 though.)
    Currently thinking of a new quote/signature... Some sort of prayer to the Poker gods for enlightment etc..
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    flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
    i just took the whole test and then it wouldnt give me my score b/c there's already an account for my email address. apparently i got a 128 back in the day
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  27. 09-20-2008 07:01 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    who wants to post answers?
    9th from last post (by JPajamas) in this thread:
    http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1
    [04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
    [04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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    "i just took the whole test and then it wouldnt give me my score b/c there's already an account for my email address"

    Thought they might do that so I sent it to an alternate email address + username just in case. +1 for my regular IQ
    Currently thinking of a new quote/signature... Some sort of prayer to the Poker gods for enlightment etc..
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  29. 09-21-2008 10:30 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by JinxT4
    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    who wants to post answers?
    9th from last post (by JPajamas) in this thread:
    http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1
    This link is dead
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    Quote Originally Posted by JinxT4
    Quote Originally Posted by TwoKicker
    who wants to post answers?
    9th from last post (by JPajamas) in this thread:
    http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1
    This link is dead
    We must have different interwebz
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