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    Default dear password whores:

    commune posts don't count towards your post total, so stop spamming it up! k thanks.

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    Wha? I always wondered why it was taking me so long to qualify for the 2000+ posts freerolls!


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    wait wat?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    yah.

    I'm slight noob and I figured out that commune posts don't count towards total amount of posts.

    Silly new-noobs.
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    yes
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    but there is a difference between "dont count" and "down count" (i.e. going backwards)

    typo's can change meaning of message quite dramatically.
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    Oh god. This one didn't understand the message will. Fat.. quit password whoring in the commune lidogz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    but there is a difference between "dont count" and "down count" (i.e. going backwards)

    typo's can change meaning of message quite dramatically.
    didnt see that, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    omaha posts count as double
    yeah i herd mtt forum counts as double as well.
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    plz delete this thread
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    Default Re: dear password whores:

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    commune posts don't count towards your post total, so FUCK OFF! k thanks.

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    i dont see what the big deal is personally nearly every poker client hosts freerolls if thats all a person is wanting then they ar4e trying way to hard ...just sign in to your client ...problem solved
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    sss...Glad to see there are a few around...
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    Quote Originally Posted by witl69
    i dont see what the big deal is personally nearly every poker client hosts freerolls if thats all a person is wanting then they ar4e trying way to hard ...just sign in to your client ...problem solved
    your use of grammar and spelling is very advanced and confuses me very much so please use grammar at a dumbed down level for us idiots here we're trying as best we can so please be patient thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by witl69
    play teh pokaz, win da moniez.
    your use of grammar and spelling is very advanced and confuses me very much so please use grammar at a dumbed down level for us idiots here we're trying as best we can so please be patient thanks
    I fixed his post for you. Better?
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    What is a commune post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thejuanupsman
    What is a commune post?
    this
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    Quote Originally Posted by thejuanupsman
    What is a commune post?
    this would be an awesome level.
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    I loled.
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    This is getting really fucking old really fucking quick. I mean I know its a great financial decision but it sucks for the community as a whole.

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    Is all some of you know how to do is cry like little bitches???
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    Is all some of you know how to do is cry like little bitches???
    Basically. That and make a lot of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    Is all some of you know how to do is cry like little bitches???
    stfu.. Oh and your little "Holdem Stud" graphic is lghey.
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    I will add you to the little bitch list...
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    what is this list and how do i get on it?
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    What kind of dog is that in your avatar STR8M8?
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    OH WAIT U DONT HAVE ONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    Is all some of you know how to do is cry like little bitches???
    At first I was all like.. This str8m8 seems like a cool guy with an interesting name..

    Then you went and posted what you have in your quotes.
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    STR8M8's gf is pretty hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    STR8M8's gf is pretty hot.
    pics or gtfo
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    I used to be a pw whore, but then I went to rehab and now I'm just a whore.
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    I can feel the love
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    I can feel the love
    That explains where your right hand is in the pic.
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    FU BITCH.....Dont be talking about my little girl you little fucking bitch....why you got to be so fucking stupid....If you want to rag on me thats cool but dont be a low life and talk about little kids dumb fuck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    little fucking bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    FU BITCH.....Dont be talking about my little girl you little fucking bitch....why you got to be so fucking stupid....
    excuse me sir? this is a family forum and if you dont tone it down im going to have to ask you to leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    What kind of dog is that in your avatar STR8M8?
    incest dog, a friend of pedo-bear...
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    Things you need while on FTR

    [x] Thick skin
    [x] Humor
    [ ] Over-reaction
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    I understand you got to have humor but having morals and dignity is something people should have as well and you better believe I will never come back to this forum so fucjk all you punk fag its....see ya you fucking bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    I understand you got to have humor but having morals and dignity is something people should have as well and you better believe I will never come back to this forum so fucjk all you punk fag its....see ya you fucking bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    I understand you got to have humor but having morals and dignity is something people should have as well and you better believe I will never come back to this forum so fucjk all you punk fag its....see ya you fucking bitches!
    Your the worse password whore EVAR! You only got 14 posts. FAIL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    Iyou better believe I will never come back to this forum so fucjk all you punk fag its....see ya you fucking bitches!
    we lose, shed a tear everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    I understand you got to have humor but having morals and dignity is something people should have as well and you better believe I will never come back to this forum so fucjk all you punk fag its....see ya you fucking bitches!
    Your the worse password whore EVAR! You only got 14posts. FAIL!
    Just a bit of common sense here.

    Look at his registration date. Do you really think he somehow cares for this particular for da freeroll thing?
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    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    Also, there is no need to go attacking others guys.

    I mean, we are not 2P2. This ain't the BBV or the NVG or WETFE.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Thanks Jack that is cool...but to these other couple fucking low life idiots who got to talk about little kids...
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    Any more comments you fucking idiots
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I don't understand why you feel like you're entitled to play in a freeroll that a site puts up for it's contributing members. Nothing in life is free, if you want something get off your ass and work hard till you get it. Simple as that.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    no no no get that out of here.

    lol
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    Any more comments you fucking idiots
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    Now they have invaded all the other forums...
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    haha, awesome.
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    nice sig will!!!!!!!!!!
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    I love this thread.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STR8M8
    you seem like a cool guy and a great poker player. you will be missed.

    what was wrong with having to pay $5 or $10 to play in ftr tournies? what am I missing?
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    I put a bounty on myself on the stipulation that the person actually have posted on ftr.

    bounty went unclaimed as I was one of 2 actual ftr posters at the table.

    p.s. why are brazilians so fanatical about freerolls?
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    Ill claim it. Ship to 500lbgorilla on stars
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    So i hear there are bitches to be fucked in this thread? Do i have to take a ticket and wait or just find an empty hole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    I put a bounty on myself on the stipulation that the person actually have posted on ftr.

    bounty went unclaimed as I was one of 2 actual ftr posters at the table.

    p.s. why are brazilians so fanatical about freerolls?
    lol i know! 7/8 people at my table were from brazil.
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    I LOVE FTR ! ! ! !

    Well done imo.

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