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  1. 03-25-2009 08:22 PM #1
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    Default The 4 reasons to be a poker champion

    Im Nickione from Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    So, sorry for my english is very bad.
    In my opinion the 4 keys to be a "poker champion" are...
    1.- (33%) The sapience and knowlodge of all the game chances
    to win...probabilities, positons, styles, and the persoanlity
    of the contenders.
    2.- (33%) Patient, patient and more patient.
    Hungry with the cards loose.
    3.- (33%) Have a luck-media over all the tournement.
    Take the best hands in the right moment.
    4.- (!%) Have this magic moment "in the zone" that
    gives this feeling interior, an particular smell, to know
    that nothing can stop you for become a winner.
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    Where is testicular fortitude. I did not see testicular fortitude in this presentation.

    ?wut
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    I want the magic! I want the feeling interior! Jesus I want that smell
    do the right thing.
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  10. 03-26-2009 05:55 AM #10
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    I've never known someone to say their english is very bad, and then immediately use the word sapience.

    I ACCIDENTALY A DWARF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    wait. swallowed whole = alive inside a hippo right?

    fuck.
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    Default Re: The 4 reasons to be a poker champion

    And, remember people....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickione
    Hungry with the cards loose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    wait. swallowed whole = alive inside a hippo right?

    fuck.
    not for long probably
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    Default Re: The 4 reasons to be a poker champion

    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    And, remember people....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickione
    Hungry with the cards loose.
    An particular smell. It's so obvious now I think about it...
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    What about Hungry Like The Wolf?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE
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    I'm kind of surprised luck-media is only 33%. I would have figured the luck-media would be higher.
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...49.html#855102

    from ^ thread:
    Quote Originally Posted by Nickione
    Quote Originally Posted by FTR_Calendar
    Under 48 hours left before this event begins.
    The 4 conditions for become a poker winner.
    In my opinion.
    1.- Sapience, knowledge and experience over all the a poker game.
    2.- Patient, patient, patient and never discontrol hand by hand.
    3.- Be lucky in the just moment.

    This trhee aprecistions conform the 99% to the poker succefull...
    But, there are a !% decisive.
    Is this moment that any player are "in the zone", where all the others
    conditions "works" at the same time and impulse the player to the
    top.

    Sorry for my english, is very bad.
    Nickione.
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    The 4 reasons to be a poker champion
    expecting "hot dirty slutty whores" to be at the top of the list
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  19. 03-26-2009 09:55 AM #19
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    Poker groupies are a sad bunch tho.
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  20. 03-26-2009 10:24 AM #20
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    Well at least we got a presentation this time. Nickione, you are king of the newbies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I'm kind of surprised luck-media is only 33%. I would have figured the luck-media would be higher.
    "Hungry with the cards loose" takes more of a % than you would think.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  22. 03-27-2009 12:36 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I'm kind of surprised luck-media is only 33%. I would have figured the luck-media would be higher.
    "Hungry with the cards loose" takes more of a % than you would think.
    Hello partners!!
    I make a mistake, i want to say...
    "Not be hungry with loosers cards"
    I make some noice.
    I like to be in touch with everybody.
    Im not hungry with the critics, im glad to receive
    any answer.
    Best regards for all.
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    Nickione, Have you been reading my diary/poker strategy guide again?
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    Default Re: The 4 reasons to be a poker champion

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickione
    Im Nickione from Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    So, sorry for my english is very bad.
    ?no puedes hablar ingles? !no hay problemas!
    entonces, hola chico. Bienvenidos a FTR, y va a ganar!!!

    Jugnado poquer es tan facil, ganando es un poco mas dificil
    Si puedes leer el FTR, los stickies, los articlos strategicos, y todos - y entenderlos - despues va a trabajar online y vivir como un rey de poquer...

    lo siento, mi espanol es horible, pero espero que me entiendes
    chao
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    allin, reload, repeat

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  26. 04-03-2009 08:39 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    daven the funsucker
    I don't know, he did call him a little boy.

    los articlos strategicos
    Holy shit, is this ever fun to say out loud.
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    It makes you sound like the bumblebee man
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  28. 04-15-2009 02:07 PM #28
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    wow...this thread made me laugh. Especially cause im from Cordoba, ARGENTINA and I know pretty much what OP was trying to say, he probably just used some internet translator, which is awful. LOL.

    So...sorry to be funsucker 2(hey daven) but:

    nickione, feel free to PM me if you want some help or whatever, and also, go to a spanish forum if you cant handle english
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    I've never known someone to say their english is very bad, and then immediately use the word sapience.

    I ACCIDENTALY A DWARF!
    The whole thing?
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