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  1. 04-12-2009 04:56 PM #1
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    Default Who ya got: Worst Holiday

    Easter, and it's not even close.

    I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead? Either that or a giant bunny that hides eggs? Right.

    (note: Sweetest day is not a holiday. Anyone who mentions sweetest day is lucky that I am not rilla and cannot strike/ban you)
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    National coming out day.

    Fathers all over the country get to spend all day wondering.

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    yea Yom Kippur as a kid pretty much sucked, a day of fasting plus being in services for like 6+ hours and listening to the most boring hour-long sermon of your life was not cool.
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    We're talking real American holiday's here. Not imaginary Jewish festivals.
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    what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
    oh yeah, that's why I don't like it, see OP
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    thanksgiving.
    Thanksgiving is based on a true story

    The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

    Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
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    thanksgiving.
    Thanksgiving is based on a true story

    The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

    Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
    wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
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    Default Re: Who ya got: Worst Holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead?
    On paper, easter sounds way more awesome than, say, christmas. Betrayal, torture, death, awakening vs virgin birth? Then again at xmas there are gifts.

    The best holiday is "sun day": on the first day the sun can be spotted from the principal's office, kids get the day off from school. (there's no sun from mid november to mid january)
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
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    thanksgiving.
    Thanksgiving is based on a true story

    The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

    Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
    wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
    you leveled me

    I forgot to mention the football which easily makes it a top 5 holiday, I'm an idiot
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    lol will i about filled my pants with bricks when you said thanksgiving.
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    Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

    easter is terrible
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    who the fuck reads the OP after the title?

    also, thanksgiving=turkey, easter=ham

    nuff said
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    Halloween obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Halloween obv.
    OMFG ban plz

    top 3:
    4th July
    Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
    Halloween
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Halloween obv.
    ygos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    New Years.
    top 5 gtfo
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    Easter sucks, hate X-mas now that im not 4 years old, Valentine's day sucks my ass, Labor day is also pretty pointless, and I hate the fact that it pretty much means the end of summer.

    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
    notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
    notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
    I recognize
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    thanksgiving is the best ever. then flag day obv. most stressful is easily christmas. i mean what the fuck do i buy my parents and my brother. and if i have a girlfriend at the time, holy shit
    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
    notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
    Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    vday and new years suck if you're not dating or don't have a date with anyone
    Two easiest days of the year to get laid randomly, imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Halloween obv.
    OMFG ban plz

    top 3:
    4th July
    Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
    Halloween
    St Pattys day, bra. Day before my birthday makes it epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
    notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
    Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
    i was talking about thanksgiving
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i was talking about thanksgiving
    You're def doing that wrong, then.
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    Labor Day is cookout + drinking. It holds it's own (except for the end of summer thing).

    X-mas I don't buy many presents so it's not so bad, IMO. I can see why someone would hate it.

    V-day is super rad if you have gf who's not crazy. Just don't go out to eay. Use it as an excuse to get drunk on wine and fuck a lot.
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    christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
    notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
    come on will...5/5
    every holiday is a day to drink...
    1. july 4th...drink to celebrate our independence
    2. halloween....drink to celebrate sluts
    3. thanksgiving....drink cuz we are thankful
    4. st.patty's day....drink because we can
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    christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1
    christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
    Damn, this freetroller actually mad me feel bad for him.
    You just got leveled. If he "never gets nothing" that means he allways gets something.
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