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    Default SOME MORE VP PAPPY POKER THOUGHTS

    “Ever since I bought those two huge Doyle Brunson Super System books, I’ve become a much stronger player. Each morning before breakfast, I put one in each hand and do curls with them.”

    "Play life with your heart; play poker with your brain."

    "Good poker skills are acquired after many years of experience. Experience is acquired after many years of bad poker skills."

    "Never play poker for money with strangers, especially with a deck of cards that has been opened."

    “Poker players are like tea bags. You really don't know what they're made of until you put them in hot water.”

    “Little fish have no business swimming with big sharks.”

    “Don't bother praying to God when you are playing poker. He's much too busy answering all those lottery player's prayers.”

    “Experience is something you get right after you lose the hand.”

    “Those who cannot remember who raised with what in the past, are condemned to repeat their losses to the same players over again in the future.”

    “Playing poker for fun, with no money involved, is like playing tennis with the net down.”

    “Take advice from experts until you become one yourself.”

    Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy


    PS: New Texas Hold'em strategy, quote book coming out? Maybe...hopefully…fingers crossed. Gotta find the right publisher first. Getting published and finishing in the money is a tough nut to crack.
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    {Moved from Full Ring}
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    Yes! I've been waiting for this, so overdue.
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    I always think of a pap smear whenever you post. Hmmmm.
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    THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
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    What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a vp pappy happy
    And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
    Ah, that's why I said

    Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
    All I need is a beautiful girl
    Ah yeah, beautiful girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
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    jeeeeeeez, fucking hell
    z0omg, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    I always think of a pap smear whenever you post. Hmmmm.
    Me too. But he's the Vice President of Pap Smears or something.

    Here's some equally stupid shit for free, Pappy:

    "An Ace in the hand is worth two in the muck."

    "A dealer is as a dealer does."

    "4-bet others as you'd like to be 4-betted."

    "When life gives you lemons, turn them into backdoor quad draws."
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    "36o flops two pair just as often as AKs."
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    pure gold. slap the rillas book club stamp on the cover
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    "you always got a pair draw"

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