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I went to the doctor's the other day and said to him doc, I have this problem, my dick is orange.
The doc says well, that's unusual. Is it swollen at all, or tender, or sore? I said no, it's fine, it's just really orange.
the doc says maybe it's something else, do you work with any dangerous chemicals? I said no doc, I'm unemployed.
The doc says well I'm at a loss here, I need some insight. If you don't work, then what do you do all day?
I replied well mostly I just sit at home watching porn and eating cheetos.
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