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    Default djk tilt ME away?

    Just wondering if you all watched the ME FT last night. These three happened right next to each other.

    PokerStars Game #33135532094: Tournament #200909045, $5000+$200 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXIX (50000/100000) - 2009/09/22 1:22:46 CT [2009/09/22 2:22:46 ET]
    Table '200909045 90' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: reddeevil (2634197 in chips)
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (15626010 in chips)
    Seat 4: djk123 (17931322 in chips)
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (6688471 in chips)
    reddeevil: posts the ante 12500
    Jovial Gent: posts the ante 12500
    djk123: posts the ante 12500
    Udon Wannit: posts the ante 12500
    djk123: posts small blind 50000
    Udon Wannit: posts big blind 100000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    reddeevil: raises 200000 to 300000
    Jovial Gent: folds
    djk123: raises 666000 to 966000
    Udon Wannit: folds
    reddeevil: raises 1655697 to 2621697 and is all-in
    djk123: calls 1655697
    *** FLOP *** [Qh Jd 9d]
    *** TURN *** [Qh Jd 9d] [3h]
    *** RIVER *** [Qh Jd 9d 3h] [7h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djk123: shows [4s 4h] (a pair of Fours)
    reddeevil: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
    reddeevil collected 5393394 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5393394 | Rake 0
    Board [Qh Jd 9d 3h 7h]
    Seat 1: reddeevil showed [Ah Jc] and won (5393394) with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: djk123 (small blind) showed [4s 4h] and lost with a pair of Fours
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (big blind) folded before Flop


    PokerStars Game #33135555487: Tournament #200909045, $5000+$200 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXIX (50000/100000) - 2009/09/22 1:24:17 CT [2009/09/22 2:24:17 ET]
    Table '200909045 90' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: reddeevil (5180894 in chips)
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (15601010 in chips)
    Seat 4: djk123 (15584625 in chips)
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (6513471 in chips)
    reddeevil: posts the ante 12500
    Jovial Gent: posts the ante 12500
    djk123: posts the ante 12500
    Udon Wannit: posts the ante 12500
    reddeevil: posts small blind 50000
    Jovial Gent: posts big blind 100000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    djk123: raises 100000 to 200000
    Udon Wannit: folds
    reddeevil: calls 150000
    Jovial Gent: raises 600000 to 800000
    djk123: calls 600000
    reddeevil: calls 600000
    *** FLOP *** [Ad 5c 6c]
    reddeevil: checks
    Jovial Gent: bets 1100000
    djk123: calls 1100000
    reddeevil: raises 3268394 to 4368394 and is all-in
    Jovial Gent: folds
    djk123: calls 3268394
    *** TURN *** [Ad 5c 6c] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [Ad 5c 6c 4c] [Qc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    reddeevil: shows [Kc Jc] (a flush, King high)
    djk123: shows [Jd Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    reddeevil collected 12286788 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 12286788 | Rake 0
    Board [Ad 5c 6c 4c Qc]
    Seat 1: reddeevil (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and won (12286788) with a flush, King high
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: djk123 showed [Jd Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    PokerStars Game #33135583131: Tournament #200909045, $5000+$200 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XL (60000/120000) - 2009/09/22 1:26:06 CT [2009/09/22 2:26:06 ET]
    Table '200909045 90' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: reddeevil (12274288 in chips)
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (13626010 in chips)
    Seat 4: djk123 (10291231 in chips)
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (6688471 in chips)
    reddeevil: posts the ante 15000
    Jovial Gent: posts the ante 15000
    djk123: posts the ante 15000
    Udon Wannit: posts the ante 15000
    djk123: posts small blind 60000
    Udon Wannit: posts big blind 120000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    reddeevil: folds
    Jovial Gent: raises 161010 to 281010
    djk123: raises 563434 to 844444
    Udon Wannit: folds
    Jovial Gent: raises 955556 to 1800000
    djk123: raises 8476231 to 10276231 and is all-in
    Jovial Gent: calls 8476231
    *** FLOP *** [Jh Kh 4s]
    *** TURN *** [Jh Kh 4s] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [Jh Kh 4s 3d] [Qc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djk123: shows [Th Td] (a pair of Tens)
    Jovial Gent: shows [Kd Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
    Jovial Gent said, "gg Dan "
    Jovial Gent collected 20732462 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 20732462 | Rake 0
    Board [Jh Kh 4s 3d Qc]
    Seat 1: reddeevil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Jovial Gent (button) showed [Kd Ks] and won (20732462) with three of a kind, Kings
    Seat 4: djk123 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 5: Udon Wannit (big blind) folded before Flop


    In a 5 hand span djk ends the tourney. How does he stack off with TT here? Obv villain can have a wider range but this is for a TON of money. Thoughts?
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    just stop.
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    OP =


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    seems std for lol donkaments
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    is this not good? Man... I struggle to find things i think members will find interesting. It seems all I post is shit people hate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by revolvingiris
    is this not good? Man... I struggle to find things i think members will find interesting. It seems all I post is shit people hate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by revolvingiris
    is this not good? Man... I struggle to find things i think members will find interesting. It seems all I post is shit people hate.
    quit bringing dumb poker stuff into the c ommune, bring naked pics of Alexos' avatar and gain some WPP's
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I hate the shit people hate!
    I hate the hate people shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by revolvingiris
    is this not good? Man... I struggle to find things i think members will find interesting. It seems all I post is shit people hate.
    Commune Disclaimer: No one takes anything seriously in the commune except the Official Sexy Thread.
    so true, this one time i posted guys in there and they wanted to ban me!!!!
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    inb4 derail

    edit: FML TOO LATE
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    saved?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    dear lord, not this again
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    jim you cannot tell me you'd enjoy fucking Dayana Cadeau
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    saved?
    hahaha
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    why are there naked men in here
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I hate the shit people hate!
    I hate the hate people shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
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    hahaha great thread gents

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    jim you cannot tell me you'd enjoy fucking Dayana Cadeau
    Maybe from behind. I imagine she could...ripple things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    jim you cannot tell me you'd enjoy fucking Dayana Cadeau
    Maybe from behind. I imagine she could...ripple things.
    All she'd have to do is half flex and she'd crush your cack.

    And who does her make-up?? She looks like a clown!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    If dayana want's you you get fucked there is no fucking her. She fucks you.

    Dayana may be the only one there I wouldn't accidentally.
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    and nobody notices that jyms truly saved the thread. normally pics themselves are thread savers, but jyms knows that a perfect save is when its the discussion about said pics that saves said thread

    and dayana is what they call a manotaur
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    redeemed?
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    Wait, is that raw bacon? I'd normally want my mouth on that valhalla but you're just asking for salmonella, trichinosis, H1N1 or AIDS.

    REVOLVINGIRLIS FAIL, IMO.
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    More AIDS. This is where the Intarwebs fail us, giving young girls deadly ideas like this.

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    fixed for benny



    god i have such amazing shop skills amirong
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    those chicks don't look like they are wearing bacon but some kind of fancy cold cuts

    perfectly safe to eat unless you're pregnant
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    i dont get what the obession with bacon is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    i dont get what the obession with bacon is
    I wuv fwied wice
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    i dont get what the obession with bacon is
    I wuv fwied wice
    I was going to go for "Of course not. It doesn't come in a sweet and sour sauce."
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    fixed for benny



    god i have such amazing shop skills amirong
    You're giving the Sellecks AIDS, you knob.
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    Seat 4: djk123 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
    4th is worth more
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    Seat 4: djk123 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
    4th is worth more
    WIN
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    Seat 4: djk123 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
    4th is worth more
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL











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