mom and dad saw me doing iiiit

[ZwiFT]

so today, i came home drunk... started undressing and loading up some porn... in th emiddle of evruyting... dad came in... he closed the door fast.. what shall i say in the morning.... lol drunjk but


WHAT THE FUCK shall i tell em

[thizzSantaCruz]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[wufwugy]

if they bring it up tell them that at least they now have some solid proof that youre normal, and not some weird asexual clown

[jyms]

They are more afraid of you bringing it up. Don't say a thing and it will go away. Nothing will be more embarrassing to your parents than talking about it unless they have strong religious beliefs that make them think you need help.

[flomo]

woman naked is OK
trouble if you had dudes on the screen

dad will now be doing it on your comp, so he can blame you

[Reidak]

About a year ago I changed out my door hardware and got a knob with a lock on the inside. I'm a student and I live at home still.

My mom asked me why I did this and the exact words were as follows... me: "do you really need to ask?... mom: "do you think we are looking through your stuff or something?" .. me: "no, not that at all, what the fuck" "well then why do you need a lock on your door?"

"I don't want you to see me fucking bitches"

[d0zer]

tell them you were just jerking off to jesus' love imo.

[BoondockSaint]

Ha this reminds me of when I was in like 1st grade or at some super young age and was playing with my female neighbor under our guest rooms bed and we were both naked. My mom finds us, obviously has us get out from under the bed, takes her home, Im so young I dont really know why what we did was so bad, but my mom never mentions a word of it to me after the fact. I still wonder to this day if she told my neighbors mom about it or just walked her to the door and dropped her off. Pretty funny.

[ATOTHEC101]

LOL, unlucky, better for your dad to walk in than your mum imo.

[ZwiFT]

oh my god oh my god..


Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!


wtttfi cant go upstairs now

[kmind]

is this a joke dude?

[ZwiFT]

is this a joke dude?

No

[boost]

you had your ftp cow boy hat on? uh.. is this standard practice for you?

[ZwiFT]

you had your ftp cow boy hat on? uh.. is this standard practice for you?

No i was fucking smashed =D

[Stacks]

Sounds like a blasty-blast!

[boost]

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

[Stacks]

I thought it was pretty obvious. Fulltilt cowboy hat wearing ballers don't let minor inconveniences like parents walking in mess up their flow! Same goes for individuals who masturbate while wearing, or into, a pokerstars beanie!

[Pig_Vomit]

nah mum i was "shaking up a chocolate milk" honest.

[ZwiFT]

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

Nope, I went to bed. Finished it in the morning =D Was damn scared one of them came in again

[bigspenda73]

dad shouldn't even tell mom imo

[badgers]

oh my god oh my god..


Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!


wtttfi cant go upstairs now

lol hilarious wtf

[XTR1000]

Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!

this is fucking hilarious

[sil693]

ask your dad if he's seen your fulltilt cowboy hat recently.

[bigred]

this thread is worthless without pics

[swiggidy]

How ballas do it

[Ragnar4]

LOL, unlucky, better for your dad to walk in than your mum imo.

I dunno..

is your mum hot?

[Ragnar4]

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

I believe the answer you may have been expecting is:

Jesus fucking christ dude. Don't you have any couth? There are just some things you don't talk about!

[Halv]

excellent FFFFFFFYYYYYEEEAAAAAAH swiggs

now make a FFfffFFFUUUUUUuu one of how the op actually played it :P

[d0zer]

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

I lul'd fer realz!

Was damn scared one of them came in again

After wat they saw?

y?

are they into you?

[givememyleg]

5 spades!

[wufwugy]

my dad once told me that beating your pud is not a sin

[BennyLaRue]

ZwiFT is Andy Bloch?

[JKDS]

ZwiFT is andy block?

?
vv

[dev]

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend, he stared at her tits for a second before closing the door.

[flomo]

5 spades!

you got that motherfucing right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we need more spasdaes


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffyyyyyeaaaaaaaaahhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!

[boost]

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend, he stared at her tits for a second before closing the door.

wow, your dad is a balla

[sinister1]

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend...

Same here. The experience actually taught my dad how to knock, something I did not think was possible.

[WildBobAA]

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.

[badgers]

yeh but were you wearing a cowboy hat?

[ZwiFT]

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.

This is my experience aswell. He didn't say shit. I've had a similar experience when i was younger tho;

When i was out of toilet paper, i used to blow my load into socks.. And i was to lazy to do anything about them so i just put them in my Tray. At a point there was like 15-20 of them there, and when i came home one day from school. I looked in my tray, and they were all clean lol. . Mom had washed em up

[dranger7070]

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.

This is my experience aswell. He didn't say shit. I've had a similar experience when i was younger tho;

When i was out of toilet paper, i used to blow my load into socks.. And i was to lazy to do anything about them so i just put them in my Tray. At a point there was like 15-20 of them there, and when i came home one day from school. I looked in my tray, and they were all clean lol. . Mom had washed em up

I just stick them in the clothes hamper

Also, this thread has made definitely made my day and week; more than likely month, and quite possibly year.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

[dranger7070]

Brag: (beat?)

I've never been walked in on having sex or beatin it. This could be due to one of two things:

1.) I pick excellent times to do either.

2.) I finish too fast

Dear God, let it be #1.

[a500lbgorilla]

3) Virgin, jack it in shower.

[dranger7070]

virgin no, shower yes

[flomo]

you guys have internets in the shower?

[a500lbgorilla]

lol just take your laptop in the shower, dumbass. What are you, 40?

[vennix]

lmao nice and i wouldnt worry about them saying anything unless they are real religious. But be careful cuz u might catch ur dad next time hahaha

[giumary]

wowwwwwww nice wufwugy

[bikes]

Who the hell jacks it in the shower? Uncomfortable imo.

[Galapogos]

wowwwwwww nice wufwugy

lol, I couldn't figure out why this one randomly picked out wufwugy.

[bigspenda73]

I don't like taking 45 minute showers

[dranger7070]

I don't like taking 45 SECOND showers

FYP

[Halv]

I used to jack it in the shower but for some reason I stopped. I can't remember the last time I did it. Much like sex .

[uscheese]

dads never jerked off

[kettleofish]

Really, I'm the only one who's mum caught them rather than their Dad? Although my Dad did once sit me and my brother down and ask which one of us had his favourite porn video, so i guess he already knew it was safer to knock.

[wufwugy]

dads catching you doing it isnt a big deal at all. he knows full well that when he was 16 he did it 4 times a day, and that if he couldnt do it he would kill himself

[AlKo4g7iC]

cant help but laugh but i would agree not say anything good luck on the poker felt

[WasaWasa]

was it gay porn?

[d0zer]

was it gay porn?

epic bump for epic thread is epic

[givememyleg]

ahahaa

[ZwiFT]

was it gay porn?

Pretty sure im not into that yet