Would prison sex?

[wufwugy]

Enough of those lamo would hits

Here's the scenario. You told a rich banker that he should maybe pay more in taxes, he didn't take kindly to your plebeian squabbles so he called his prosecutor friend who called his commissioner friend who called his sheriff friend who pulled you over for a broken tail light (that he smashed with his bully) then planted six ounces of cocaine and a dead hooker in your trunk. You get arrested, go to prison, prosecutor and judge receive bribes (excuse me, "lobbying" and "campaign donations") from the rich banker, and you find yourself sentenced to life in Sing Sing

After a couple years of battling with Adebisi and Schillinger and wishing you had a Raquel Welch poster, you settle in a niche as a veteran inmate and general badass. One day, the truck pulls up, and out pops these two HOPAs. You been thinkin you're in need of some new man pussy (mussy?), so you give em a look over



You makin the new meat your bitches or you just gonna sit in your cell reading Deuteronomy or something?

[oskar]

Bible study for me.

[mrhappy333]

you need some Mangina not Vagina

[a500lbgorilla]

Um.

There's a long journey to take before reaching this decision point and I'm not sure how I'd react to total corruption ramming me with a burning iron thick up the ass.

I'd get angry and I'd regard my own life as something weighing me down. I can't imagine how I'm a veteran inmate not pulling some female guard tail so your question strikes me as invalid.

Assuming I'm as you frame me, I'll take to converting all inmates into atheism and moving them to a this life riot-escape over a penitence for some next life reward.

[BankItDrew]

I would actually, not hit this.

[Jack Sawyer]

No.

[rpm]

no

[BennyLaRue]

Wufuwgy, is there something you'd like to tell us?

[BennyLaRue]

I'll be supportive, btw.

[flomo]

Do I have to go to prison to get prison sex?

[Sup3rM4N]

Do I have to go to prison to get prison sex?

roflll

[boost]

I voted no, but it is interesting that if you had posted some convincing traps its not such an easy snap no.

[wufwugy]

Wufuwgy, is there something you'd like to tell us?

That I wish I was a bankster? Yes

[Lukie]

Don't piss off the rich banker with powerful connections. Instead, befriend him, go to the bar and put the bottle of patron on his tab. Pick up some [actual] co-eds. Problem averted.

[BooG690]

But what if it was Johnny Depp...or say, Ryan Reynolds?

[wufwugy]

Or Ethan Hawke right?

[a500lbgorilla]