Portal sucks

[wufwugy]

I have never played it, but it fucking sucks. FACT

[BennyLaRue]

wat

This is nowhere near as good as your other FACT.

[wufwugy]

wat

This is nowhere near as good as your other FACT.

Yes, this is probably the worst thread I have ever made. THEORY

[BennyLaRue]

Yes, this is probably the worst thread I have ever made. THEORY

It's not as bad as the others, no. ASSERTION.

[OngBonga]

I've never played it, fuck I don't even know what you're talking about, but I'll agree with wuf for the sake of pissing off people who get hard dicks over whatever Portal is.

[JKDS]

Fat chicks cant fit through portals

[d0zer]

While I am currently playing portal2 and enjoying it, I'm not in love with it enough to even feign outrage at obvious troll...

[Galapogos]

While I am currently playing portal2 and enjoying it, I'm not in love with it enough to even feign outrage at obvious troll... OPINION.

fyp. FHP.

[d0zer]

wat. WAT.

[a500lbgorilla]

Portal is part of the GOAT value package - the orange box.

Half-life 2
Half-life 2: episode 1
Half-life 2: episode 2
Portal
Team Fortress 2

All for like 20 bucks years ago. Plus you can get TF2 and Portal for free now on steam.

Plus portal was a great little complete game. A cool mechanic, excellent puzzles, great atmosphere and dark, dry humor.

Thread is the antithesis of correct.

[givememyleg]

very cool game, and you can download hundreds of new maps from community sites.

your a moran, wuggywify

[Luco]

I have never played it, but it fucking sucks. FACT

UN FORASTERO! TE VOY A MATAR!

JKDS nailed why you hate portal lol

[a500lbgorilla]

Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive' - YouTube

We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

...

Then the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

[Luco]

Rilla, at first I wanted you dead... but now I just... want your babies

[bigred]

I have not played a minute of portal but I can say this is a retarded thread. I've never heard anything but "it's awesome."

[bigred]

Ugh, I need to stop saying things are "retarded." I weeded out "that's gay" from my vocabulary long ago.

[rong]

Ugh, I need to stop saying things are "retarded." I weeded out "that's gay" from my vocabulary long ago.

I did the same with "that's gay" and also "raped" as a term for having your ass kicked for something. Also still use retard and think I need to get rid of it.

But I miss being able to combine all three into a really offensive sentence:

Life is so gay when some 5 year old fucking retarded Korean kid can rape my fucking ass at pro evo and I can't even abuse him for it.

[kiwiMark]

Does anybody care about "lame" (omg mean to wheelchairpeople) in that same way btw? I got called out for this once and was super super surprised

[bigred]

Does anybody care about "lame" (omg mean to wheelchairpeople) in that same way btw? I got called out for this once and was super super surprised

Wow, never even thought of that...

[d0zer]

Does anybody care about "lame" (omg mean to wheelchairpeople) in that same way btw? I got called out for this once and was super super surprised

Also we shouldn't use the word "stupid" in a derogatory fashion because it's insensitive to the 50% of the population with sub-100 IQ scores.

[Galapogos]

Also we shouldn't use the word "stupid" in a derogatory fashion because it's insensitive to the 50% of the population with sub-100 IQ scores.

Boog's never even in here anymore so I wouldn't worry about it.

[daven]

Does anybody care about "lame"

lame is so lame

(omg mean to wheelchairpeople) in that same way btw? I got called out for this once and was super super surprised

a friend of mine is in a chair for life after getting well messed up and falling off london street (unfortunately true story) and he calls shit lame

[OngBonga]

I'm not offended by gay, retarded or lame, but I am offended by special needs; I prefer spastic. I also don't like mixed race, I prefer half cast. And Brit is a little dated, I think Wanker or Tosser is more appropriate.

If I choose to be offended by a single term, does that make it offensive?

[rong]

I'm not offended by gay, retarded or lame, but I am offended by special needs; I prefer spastic. I also don't like mixed race, I prefer half cast. And Brit is a little dated, I think Wanker or Tosser is more appropriate.

If I choose to be offended by a single term, does that make it offensive?

We've been here before, it didn't end well for you.

[OngBonga]

We've been here before, it didn't end well for you.

You're just prejudiced against me because I'm a Brummie. You made offensive comments in the ww thread that made me cry, something like "you're a Brummie? Unlucky". I can't help being a Brummie, and it cuts me to the core when I get picked on for it. My tears are dripping into my tea, you're even ruining my tea. You're a bigot. Meanie. I'm telling on you. *uncontrolable sobbing ensues*

[a500lbgorilla]

Hysterical got me.

Its root is to describe the emotional madness of a woman, literally womb-crazy.

We're running out of ways to deride things.

[wufwugy]

Humanity will not be accepted into the Galactic Community of Enlightened Super-Species until we realize that it's not the words that are offensive, but the intent. FACT

The redneck ignoramus with the "don't renig 2012" bumper sticker is more of a douche than any of the dorks on b who call each other niggerfaggots

My preferred noun expressing any absence of content is "dicksuck". Marlo FTW

An even more enlightened perspective is to not get offended in the first place. What, are we all fucking children? HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD, MOMMY!! HE'S A MEANIE HEAD!! Fuck off with that noise. Get mad when somebody drops a shit in your mouth while you're sleeping, not when they call you a herpderp

[JKDS]

Interesting sidefact: Pineapple is a synonym for niggerfaggot

[BennyLaRue]

It's not a chair, man. These people aren't just sitting around all day, lazy, sucking on the government teat. Call them what they are.

They're Freedom Wheels.

[Penneywize]

This thread has far surpassed my expectations, please continue.

Also, wuf I think this 'FACT' business is getting old. This is not an appropriate way to end sentences as you believe everything you say is a fact. No need to punctuate it with this word every time sir. :O

[wufwugy]

on the contrary fact it is not old fact as i have only done it fact like three or four times fact once a couple weeks ago fact then a couple times recently as a joke fact if anybody knows how long fact a joke is good for it is hi im wufwugy fact

[kiwiMark]

if you cant will yourself to standup are you really in a wheelchair

[BennyLaRue]

You gonna make your own wheelchair someday, kiwi?

[d0zer]

finished portal2 last night. pretty cool ending to a great game. recommended to the wuggy and that brummiecunt bonga. (wtf is a brummie?)

[rong]

A brummie is like the English version of brad pitt in snatch

[a500lbgorilla]

I thought he was a Pikey?

[d0zer]

Stereotypes

A study was conducted in 2008 where people were asked to grade the intelligence of a person based on their accent and the Brummie accent was ranked as the least intelligent accent. It even scored lower than being silent, an example of the stereotype attached to the Brummie accent.[7]

[OngBonga]

I get that it scores low, but I can't believe Brummie scores below Geordie. If you guys don't know what a Brummie accent sounds like, listen to Ozzie Osbourne talk.

[kickass]

I get that it scores low, but I can't believe Brummie scores below Geordie.

lol I can.

[d0zer]

I get that it scores low, but I can't believe Brummie scores below Geordie. If you guys don't know what a Brummie accent sounds like, listen to Ozzie Osbourne talk.

So you all sound drunk, barely coherent, brain half rotted out from years of substance abuse?

[OngBonga]

So you all sound drunk, barely coherent, brain half rotted out from years of substance abuse?

Pretty much.

Ok let's find someone who's not a rock star that's been caning drugs all his life.

Split or Steal with Liv Boeree

Jasper Carrott, the presenter, he's a typical Brummie.

[bigred]

So you all sound drunk, barely coherent, brain half rotted out from years of substance abuse?

This explains a lot...