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    last one is the scariest imo, looks like she was super hot before she became a man.
    Last edited by givememyleg; 03-17-2012 at 01:28 PM.
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    I would have sex with 3 or 4 of these men...
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    My guess is he'd bang this one on a maybe.
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    Are we sure that's not jyms in drag?
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    ick
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Are we sure that's not jyms in drag?
    way too hyooge
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    Which Daniel Craig movie is this? It better not be the new fucking James Bond.
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    ba dun cha
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    Not their best pics. Let me look for some better pics of the same women and I will respond. Chances are good I'd hit at least a few offseason.
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    A black girl with green eyes and she keeps it tight? Are you kidding?
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    Ok Can't find the names of a lot of these but here's a small sample of a few from the book that I know or found the names. These women are all hit-able in my books. Better than anything 60lbs overweight.





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    I am terrified.

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    wow jyms.. you trippin, son.
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    Well, 60 pounds overweight is quite a lot
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Well, 60 pounds overweight is quite a lot
    I'm pretty sure I'm going whaling if these 'women' are the alternative.
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    To each his own. I've never dated anyone that big, but have been with several confirmed women that a lot of FTR would think are insanely big and manly.
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    gimme 60 lbs overweight!
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    Your all homophobes
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    I just showed my 2 yr old these pics and asked him "what's that".

    Two of them he said "mommy", and the rest he said "daddy".
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    why is this even a thread?
    disgusting!!
    but I guess to each their own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Your all homophobes
    I'm not a homophobe. Just scared one of those chicks might put her dick in my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Ok Can't find the names of a lot of these but here's a small sample of a few from the book that I know or found the names. These women are all hit-able in my books. Better than anything 60lbs overweight.
    all of those "women" are sixty pounds overweight.
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    Who are we to judge people so obviously happy?

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    I'm really confused, and my son just started crying...
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    Excuse me. I now have 2 reasons to drink.

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    Dude, that was pretty much nsfanything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Your all homophobes
    I don't have any homophobes, and if I did, what would you have me do with them or what is it that you have to say about them?

    Seriously though, it's not that you would, so much as it's that you not only don't think it's strange, but you think we must be homophobic for not wanting to copulate with vaginas which happen to be attached to men with bad implants.

    This reminds me of that either/or thread where there was a male to female trans and a female to male trans, both had the sexual organs they were born with attached, and otherwise both looked to be passable attractive specimens of the gender they were respectively representing. I kinda wanna find that thread now and see what the poll results were, cuz I think one choice is far "less gay" than the other. Although I guess both are pretty deep into the gay spectrum.


    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I'm really confused, and my son just started crying...
    ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    Excuse me. I now have 2 reasons to drink.
    Only 2?
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    oh my dear lord benjamin

    guess i have to add a nsfw (maybe nsfl) tag
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I'm really confused, and my son just started crying...
    lol, i'm so glad we unbanned this guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I would have sex with 3 or 4 of these men...
    To be fair, he also said this. hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    oh my dear lord benjamin

    guess i have to add a nsfw (maybe nsfl) tag
    Nah, it's cool. It would take at least 60 seconds for an individual to process what they just saw, giving ample time for the worker in question to navigate away from this page and towards some motivational website about "Success", at which time the observer would be too embarrassed to bring up what he/she may/may not have seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    To be fair, he also said this. hehe
    I'm also the only one who voted yes
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    I think I'd sooner sleep with a man, and I'm not gay. And by sooner, I mean probably never.
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    Its interesting (from Jyms pics) how much more attractive those women are when they're not in their competition form.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjsaust View Post
    Its interesting (from Jyms pics) how much more attractive those women are when they're not in their competition form.
    quantitatively define "much more".
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    I would be terrified of them doin some sort of eskimo nell on my boy parts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjsaust View Post
    Its interesting (from Jyms pics) how much more attractive those women are when they're not in their competition form.
    Does "attractive" mean something different in Australian? Because anything multiplied by zero is still zero, mon frere.
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    I'm not saying they become models or anything, but as lean as they get for competition, their faces just become very scary looking, and all that vascularity (or whatever the word is) makes things worse.

    Take the last girl, the middle pic doesn't look a lot worse than the Williams sisters or any fairly muscular female athlete. The top one, the pic on the right where she has a little more fat on the arms to round them out looks a heap better than the other two of her.

    Some of the others are still pretty scary even in their other pics, but still an improvement over their competition shots.

    Put it another way, if you had to choose and the different pics for each girl were actually identical triplets, you'd definitely find a difference between the first and the later ones.
    Last edited by bjsaust; 03-20-2012 at 06:50 PM.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjsaust View Post
    I'm not saying they become models or anything, but as lean as they get for competition, their faces just become very scary looking, and all that vascularity (or whatever the word is) makes things worse.

    Take the last girl, the middle pic doesn't look a lot worse than the Williams sisters or any fairly muscular female athlete. The top one, the pic on the right where she has a little more fat on the arms to round them out looks a heap better than the other two of her.

    Some of the others are still pretty scary even in their other pics, but still an improvement over their competition shots.

    Put it another way, if you had to choose and the different pics for each girl were actually identical triplets, you'd definitely find a difference between the first and the later ones.
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    Thanks BJ, I could use the help.

    I'm actually seeing a woman right now that is far smaller than those in the pics but probably still too muscular than what you guys would like. Me? I like a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Thanks BJ, I could use the help.

    I'm actually seeing a woman right now that is far smaller than those in the pics but probably still too muscular than what you guys would like. Me? I like a lot.
    Per usual I am closer to your side than the other.
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  46. #46
    it's not so black and white. I think jyms is wrong AND I would have sex with some of these men.
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    imo

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