This is a post about why Bernie Sanders is a fucking joke. Retarded socialist doesn't even cover the shit at this point, and I don't know why anyone who actually knows what he's about could even remotely consider voting for the creepy bastard. Originally, the guy was supposed to be this big fucking deal because he's the longest-serving independent in Congress, but that just means he's the king of the stupidest fucking kingdom. Listening to this prick go on and on about how great socialism is, which he has admitted numerous times to be a democratic socialist, would give Joseph Stalin a fucking erection. Liberals are even like, "Jesus fucking Christ, this guy is so far to the left we can't even find him on the fucking map." I don't really know why everybody is riding this guy's nuts like this, but it's fucking scary, and it just goes to show how none of these liberal nutjobs and "smart young people" do anything but fuck off on Reddit and jack off to anime porn in their mom's basement. No one with an ounce of fucking self-respect or two brain cells to rub together would even consider voting for this fucking guy. Geez man, I don't even know what else to say except to read his Wikipedia entry and wonder how the fuck he's not been charged with treason this late in the game.

Also, the first letters in this paragraph spell out a secret message.