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  1. 04-06-2012 08:21 PM #1
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    Default My Zoom poker ( aka crackpoker) review

    Hello there fellow degenerates. I've been dipping my toes in zoom poker and i must admit i'm totally addicted to it. I wonder why so many regs are bitching about it. Yesterday i sat at a friend's house who plays 50 nl and i witnessed 5 hours of 4 tabling zoom and it was jolly fun. Regs are complaining that regular games are 'drying up'. Oh noes my tablescanner is not showing any fishies anymore.

    Guess what , the days of megafishes are over. But in zoom poker the regulars are so godawfull terrible it should make you all wish for more. Personally i'm just a 10 nl donk and i usually hardly play cuz i can't keep focused. Today and yesterday i played a grand total of 14 hours. 14 hours of zooming and it was awsome. My girlfriend had to drag me away from the screen.

    I already read alot of threads with crying regs bitching about zoom poker. cry cry ' soulless readless game' . Dumb ignorant fools , without Zoom there wouldn't be as many active players as there are right now. I love zoom becuz u can play alot of hands fast without having to load up a kazillion tables. It's not readless at all , that's a retarded remark. You can use a HUD like in any other game. If you can't adapt to reality you should give up on poker basically.

    People play teribad in zoom though o, average it's a tight game , you'll still see the typical stupid shit you see in a regular game but worse. How can that be bad for the games?

    I love crackpoker and i wouldn't want to have it any other way
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  2. 04-06-2012 10:18 PM #2
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    never got to use this line before but....

    POKER IN THE COMMUNE?

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  3. 04-06-2012 10:21 PM #3
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  4. 04-07-2012 02:44 AM #4
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    I won a free scratch card on my scratch card and I totally know what you mean cos my girlfriend always says I shouldn't buy them because they're dumb and soulless and I told her to cry about it all she wanted cos I won a free scratch card all for me.

    The next day though with the free scratch card I didn't win anything at all and now I think she is right.
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  5. 04-07-2012 11:01 AM #5
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    woops seems like i posted in the wrong spot. just delete it mod thnx. didn't know where a topic like this should be posted.
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  6. 04-07-2012 11:35 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I won a free scratch card on my scratch card and I totally know what you mean cos my girlfriend always says I shouldn't buy them because they're dumb and soulless and I told her to cry about it all she wanted cos I won a free scratch card all for me.

    The next day though with the free scratch card I didn't win anything at all and now I think she is right.
    You never scratch off a free scratcher. When you win a free scratcher you have won something of value, if you scratch it you almost always end up with something of zero value. Therefore... aliens?
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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  7. 04-07-2012 01:20 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    ...and now I think she is right.
    I don't understand how these words work together.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Yeah, nouns and verbs can get confusing.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    zoom is awesome

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  10. 04-10-2012 09:23 AM #10
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    I've played a few hours of zoom and lost a few BIs, foldmonkeys turned me into a super aggro donk and I paid for it. Plus none of my monsters got any action. Sample size is tiny though and I think I could enjoy zoom eventually if I can tone down the hulksmash aggression a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I won a free scratch card on my scratch card and I totally know what you mean cos my girlfriend always says I shouldn't buy them because they're dumb and soulless and I told her to cry about it all she wanted cos I won a free scratch card all for me.

    The next day though with the free scratch card I didn't win anything at all and now I think she is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Yeah, nouns and verbs can get confusing.
    She and right, they're the words I'm confused about. Can someone explain please? Sorry if I'm just being dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    She and right, they're the words I'm confused about. Can someone explain please? Sorry if I'm just being dumb.
    that's okay
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    She and right, they're the words I'm confused about. Can someone explain please? Sorry if I'm just being dumb.
    the trick is to keep explaining the joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    the trick is to keep explaining the joke
    Ooh look at me, I'm hating on ong too, I'm so cool.

    Kiwi can hate on me all he likes, he's funny, but you're not. Say something funny or piss off.
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    c'mon bonga, you know damn well there's no cunt-hating restrictions 'round here
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    Nor would I want it to change. If everyone thought I was awesome, I'd get bored and probably just fuck off to 2+2 or something.
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