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  1. #1

    Default I got beef

    Corey, Jmrogers & others
    I CANT BROSE FTR @ public
    *i think michael's avatar level is acceptable, though by no means I am one to judge

    xbone:
    give the kid a break

    hyper / dwarfman:
    that's just nasty

    lefou:
    there's something about that clown that creeps me


    there I said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    himself fucker.
    And me? *eyes wide*

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    browse you mean?


    Why not cant help looken at the boobies.

    I have another .gif but it actually has nudity in it so I wont be able to show you (widdle kids around)

    but I gots no problem


    Corey
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllinLife
    lefou:
    there's something about that clown that creeps me
    What, are you nuts? Toasty's fangs are more or less dripping with blood and MY clown is creepy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    Quote Originally Posted by AllinLife
    lefou:
    there's something about that clown that creeps me
    What, are you nuts? Toasty's fangs are more or less dripping with blood and MY clown is creepy?
    Look at it. *shudders* With Toastee's clown you atleast KNOW where the threat is comming from... like you said, they're dripping with blood. But with yours, your mind tries to put it in some context, but its impossible. So it jumps to the worst case scenario which usually involves huge, hairy grendles and naked dudes floppin around... and giant naked hairy dudes = creepy.

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    LeFou, you should be more sensitive. You never know when a member of your online poker club was once taunted and abused by a band of minstrels and commedia dell-arte characters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllinLife
    hyper / dwarfman:
    that's just nasty
    Dude, at least I have no breasts on mine! Bird poo is not rude, IT'S EVERYWHERE!
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    Dude, at least I have no breasts on mine! Bird poo is not rude, IT'S EVERYWHERE!
    Well if you look like it from that perspective, breasts are on slightly more than half the world population. If you take into account that each person with them typically has two, then there is more than one breast per person on this planet and that is quite a lot of fun bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude, at least I have no breasts on mine! Bird poo is not rude, IT'S EVERYWHERE!
    Well if you look like it from that perspective, breasts are on slightly more than half the world population. If you take into account that each person with them typically has two, then there is more than one breast per person on this planet and that is quite a lot of fun bags.
    That truely has to be one of the most beautiful thoughts of the day. Until of course you factor in a few more things..

    A chunk of these are old, saggy, and might as well be discounted.

    Another chunk belongs to the young (sub 18 for the americans), that can never be touched unless its by some homeone, lucky teen.

    Another small % only affilate with themselves (Lesbians)

    Another portion will tell you to go to hell before you get within 5"

    A large portion are already taken

    Some more are just forever out of reach - generally the ones browsed on the net.

    I went from happy, to sad, to realizing I already got mine and am Happy... Have you got yours today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radashack
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude, at least I have no breasts on mine! Bird poo is not rude, IT'S EVERYWHERE!
    Well if you look like it from that perspective, breasts are on slightly more than half the world population. If you take into account that each person with them typically has two, then there is more than one breast per person on this planet and that is quite a lot of fun bags.
    That truely has to be one of the most beautiful thoughts of the day. Until of course you factor in a few more things..

    A chunk of these are old, saggy, and might as well be discounted.

    Another chunk belongs to the young (sub 18 for the americans), that can never be touched unless its by some homeone, lucky teen.

    Another small % only affilate with themselves (Lesbians)

    Another portion will tell you to go to hell before you get within 5"

    A large portion are already taken

    Some more are just forever out of reach - generally the ones browsed on the net.

    I went from happy, to sad, to realizing I already got mine and am Happy... Have you got yours today?
    So I guess what you are saying Radashack, is when you are calculating out (or breasts) you have to discount for the "tainted/corrupt outs" and realize that your draw is not as good as it would initially appear.
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    Correct sir, Its an illusion ment to trap us.
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    yeah but sometimes you just need to stick your head up your ass
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    I was so happy about the boob post, I felt like there was a benovelent force in the universe just watching over us. And then Radashack came along and shat on all our chests.
    LOL OPERATIONS

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