Ok so I dunno if this is going to break any rules posting actual names like this or whatever... if so just delete this post and ban me... but this is an actual conversation at the 20/50 nl stars tables....

.. apartently, this guy sat down with his whole 1500 roll an lost it all to pairofdeuce.. I am very sad that I didn't happen to actually get the hand, I joined the table (to watch obv) just after it happened.. but this conversation made me lafffffffffffff: (this is trimmed down from like 8 HHs, took just the convo out)

e-money09 said, "im going to get killed"
BrynKenney said, "its poker"
e-money09 said, "im going to get killed"
e-money09 said, "my dad will kill me"
e-money09 said, "anyhting"
e-money09 said, "plese man"
pairofdeuce said, "im 34"
e-money09 said, "im really sorry"
e-money09 said, "plese mr"
BrynKenney said, "peeks lets ship him $4 each"
BrynKenney said, "if he leaves"
pairofdeuce said, "and im a pro"
e-money09 said, "i really need my money backj"
e-money09 said, "i know your a pro"
pairofdeuce: folds
e-money09 said, "im stupiod for playing with you"
BrynKenney said, "ill give you $4"
e-money09 said, "please"
BrynKenney said, "if u leave"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "pair of duce"
pairofdeuce said, "look at the limits its not .25/.50"
e-money09 said, "anything really ill never play poker again"
e-money09 said, "i know mr"
e-money09 said, "please for god sake"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "please"
pairofdeuce said, "i think ur bluffing"
pairofdeuce said, "BLUFF"
e-money09 said, "no i swear to godd"
Gyuliend said, "Brynn y remember flower"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "plesase"
e-money09 said, "plesa"
Gyuliend said, "he give you 200 in montecarlo"
e-money09 said, "pleas"
Gyuliend said, "you remember"
e-money09 said, "iplease"
e-money09 said, "please"
BrynKenney said, "yes"
e-money09 said, "i reallyt need my money back"
e-money09 said, "anyone"
e-money09 said, "plesa"
e-money09 said, "pleas duce"
e-money09 said, "im broke"
e-money09 said, "i live in detroit"
e-money09 said, "and have no money"
pairofdeuce said, "my final answer is no"
e-money09 said, "plesase duce"
pairofdeuce said, "and u live in SF"
e-money09 said, "i know you can afford it"
e-money09 said, "no its berkley mi"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "pleas"
pairofdeuce said, "i live in LA compton"
e-money09 said, "pleas man"
e-money09 said, "anything"
e-money09 said, "anything"
BrynKenney said, "i live outside"
e-money09 said, "anything"
peeks33 said, "lol im too high for this nonsense"
BrynKenney said, "and its raining "
BrynKenney said, "my box is leaking"
e-money09 said, "pleas"
e-money09 said, "pleas"
e-money09 said, "please"
BrynKenney said, "me 2 peeks"
BrynKenney said, "me 2"
e-money09 said, "plesa"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "please"
peeks33 said, "first time playin 25 50 too"
e-money09 said, "please"
peeks33 said, ":P"
e-money09 said, "pair of duce ive learned my lesson i would do anythiong to get it back im going to die if i dont get this cash back"
e-money09 said, "please"
e-money09 said, "u dont understand"
peeks33 said, "nice playin guys ust tryin a few rounds.. gll"
e-money09 said, "somebody"
e-money09 said, "anyone ill call you do whatever tyo convine you i need this money or else i ****ing die"
DaEm0niCuS said, "have fun dying"
e-money09 said, "god man"
e-money09 said, "plese"
e-money09 said, "plesae"
DaEm0niCuS said, "I dont think you realize who your asking for $ from"
e-money09 said, "i do"
DaEm0niCuS said, "if you did"
e-money09 said, "i really need it im broke i made a terrible decison"
DaEm0niCuS said, "you wouldnt be asking"
e-money09 said, "i really need this money"
DaEm0niCuS said, "lol"
e-money09 said, "just pleas"
pairofdeuce said, "why is evberyone sitting out"
DaEm0niCuS said, "how much you lose?"
e-money09 was removed from the table for failing to post