Women

[jmrogers7]

Just got into a big fight with my wife. I swear women aren't worth the hassle sometimes. You're better off just playin' with yourself.

[gabe]

jmrogers7
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 842
Location: Chicks Rule! You monkey-boys are gay!

sorry i'm not giving you advice or anything, but this seemed ironic

[Corey]

Just got into a big fight with my wife. I swear women aren't worth the hassle sometimes. You're better off just playin' with yourself.

The stick isnt big enough? what?

only because you said playen with yourself.


well hope shit gets better and hope its not poker related

[jmrogers7]

Gabe - I must have just gotten laid when I wrote that. My judgement was clouded. I am thinking with much more clarity now.

[elipsesjeff]

Its probably because she liked your OLD avatar and when you put your new one up she got disappointed.

[BoondockSaint]

if ur wife is ur avatar i would put up with almost anything. if ur wife was your old avatar that i commented on a few months ago i would put up with anything.

[a500lbgorilla]

What ever happened to SIIHB?

-'rilla

[bigred]

If your avatar was your wife boon, I'd probably laugh a lot

[BoondockSaint]

If your avatar was your wife boon, I'd probably laugh a lot

I wouldnt. Squirrels are hot and squirrels that want to marry you and do it are even hotter. Of course aside from the fact my squirrel happens to be a dude squirrel and not a dudette.

[bigred]

It's cool man, we're all open minded here. If that's the way you want to live your life, with your husband, we are open to you.

[BoondockSaint]

It's cool man, we're all open minded here. If that's the way you want to live your life, with your husband, we are open to you.

Awwwwwwwww Will you marry me!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sed]

Just got into a big fight with my wife.

Was it over something stupider than putting glasses on the windowsill? That one made my weekend.

- sed

[FyrFytr998]

All of you shut yout pie holes! You have not experienced nothing with women, until you've dealt with post-partum depression. OMG! It took every fiber of my being not to bust a cap in my dome.

I've always held this theory. If it was not for sex. Women would just be another food source for men. :P MMMMM......Tastes just like chicken.

[Sed]

sex... MMMMM......Tastes just like chicken.

If your wife tastes like chicken --- uh... nevemind

-sed

[elipsesjeff]

I've always held this theory. If it was not for sex. Women would just be another food source for men. :P MMMMM......Tastes just like chicken.

You are what you eat?

[FyrFytr998]

sex... MMMMM......Tastes just like chicken.

If your wife tastes like chicken --- uh... nevemind

-sed

Better than fish right?

[Sed]

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[BoondockSaint]

I've always held this theory. If it was not for sex. Women would just be another food source for men. MMMMM......Tastes just like chicken.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats great.

And sed. Man I looked at your avatar for the first time and started laughin in the computer lab. Thats one of the best on here for humor value. HAHHA

[Fortune 500]

Just got into a big fight with my wife.

Was it over something stupider than putting glasses on the windowsill? That one made my weekend.

- sed

I've so had that same fight. I'm horrible about leaving glasses all over the place. Get thirsty, get a new glass... leave it.

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[Sed]

ahhhh women

actually I feel your pain Jm....my girlfriend is a total BITCH when she is PMSing....its 5 days of pure hell. Its like she turns into a different person

I take it she's not laying in bed next to you for this post?

- sed

[jmrogers7]

Amen! Sing it, Brotha Ripptyde!

It's always over something stupid as hell. They just can't let it go..... EVER!

BTW, if we want to have women in our little FTR community we should probably delete this post!

[Sed]

And sed. Man I looked at your avatar for the first time and started laughin in the computer lab. Thats one of the best on here for humor value. HAHHA

About time someone figured it out...

- sed

[Sed]

BTW, if we want to have women in our little FTR community we should probably delete this post!

Bah, who needs 'em....

[ilikeaces86]

BTW, if we want to have women in our little FTR community we should probably delete this post!

Bah, who needs 'em....

I do

BTW, if we want to have women in our little FTR community we should probably delete this post!

Bah, who needs 'em....

I do

Girls have cooties!

[FlyingSaucy]

<insert bursting bubble sound>

My wife's awesome.

I forgot to get her something for our anniversary, and her birthday, and she didn't even get mad. And these are both within the span of a few weeks, so I royally screwed up. She just said "no biggie, we should take off for a weekend and just hang out instead" and so that's what we're doing. Seriously, I don't think any other woman in the world would have been able to restrain herself from cutting my nut sack off for that stunt.

[jmrogers7]

<insert bursting bubble sound>

My wife's awesome.

I forgot to get her something for our anniversary, and her birthday, and she didn't even get mad. And these are both within the span of a few weeks, so I royally screwed up. She just said "no biggie, we should take off for a weekend and just hang out instead" and so that's what we're doing. Seriously, I don't think any other woman in the world would have been able to restrain herself from cutting my nut sack off for that stunt.

You are TOTALLY getting set up! Don't think for one second that she isn't logging all of those missed opportunities in her memory banks so that one day when you least expect it she can unleash a storm of fury the likes of which have only been told of by downtrodden men huddled around the security of their beer mugs and their trusty bartender.

Your "Tale Of Woe" is coming, my friend.

[elipsesjeff]

<insert bursting bubble sound>

My wife's awesome.

I forgot to get her something for our anniversary, and her birthday, and she didn't even get mad. And these are both within the span of a few weeks, so I royally screwed up. She just said "no biggie, we should take off for a weekend and just hang out instead" and so that's what we're doing. Seriously, I don't think any other woman in the world would have been able to restrain herself from cutting my nut sack off for that stunt.

Saucy:

It's a Trap!!!

[FlyingSaucy]

hehehehehehehhe
You know, it could be possible but I'm not losing any sleep over it. I've got it good for now and will bask in the glory of my unthoughtfulness while it lasts.
She promised a "great" weekend locked up in our room, and I have no reason to believe she is bringing the butcher knife. Hell I'm packing lube, not sure what she's got.[/quote]

[jmrogers7]

"We should take off for the weekend." is code for "I'll take him somewhere secluded so no one can hear the screams."

[stevedonel]

ahh, the life of a 25 yo bachelor. Anit it grand?

And how could you have not noticed Sed's avatar.....