awwww F*ck I turned 21 last night

[SmackinYaUp]

Well I turned 21 and woke up to tell about it...all my great asshole friends put so many nasty shots in me. One of em consisted of tobasco and tequila. WTF? Who would ever think of something like that in the first place??

I puked everywhere, woke up with a complimentary side of puke in my bed, and Im gonna go puke after writing this. At least I got one of my friends drunk as me...he fell over in the diner and started puking alll over the floor and on his face haha


Aww shit was it this hard for everyone to turn 21?

[Spook]

Mine was simillar. I was in the military at the time... the next day on the parade grounds REALY sucked.

[DavSimon]

Hmmm....let me see if I can remember 13 years ago. It is all a blur of Wild Turkey, topless clubs and a weekend spent miserable nursing a horrible hangover. All-in-all the typical "turning 21 experience"

[gabe]

tabasco and tequila rocks!

[BoondockSaint]

Ha shit man that happened when I turned 15,16,17,18,19,....... repeat. One of my friends was actually hospitalized the summer of my freshman year in high school when we drank a wee bit too much at my house. God damn waking your parents up because your friend is completely fucked out of his mind and you think he is gonna die is not cool. He woke up a day later with a hospital band on his wrist and his dad staring at him and he goes OH FUCK lol.

Funny thing is the dude gets alcohol poisoning before he is even old enough to drive and now the mofo works at a liquor store for 6 dollars an hour because he gets free beers as a fringe benefit.

[pokerfanatic]

Man I used to drink WAY too much in my HS days I would get shit faced every weekend. I got burned out by the summer after a graduated, then I went to college got into playing poker more, when I turned 21 sure I drank but I wasn't sooo shit faced I puked everywhere, got that over with new years eve 2 months before turning 21... I have been 21 for about month now and still haven’t gotten shit faced pretty impressive really...

[SmackinYaUp]

hahaha! i feel so shitty fucking like dying...my roommate was like a sprinkler on his back puking up in the air haha he owes me electricity money so i bought him all the nastiest shots that my friends bought me. my fucking body feels like ass. My girlfriend is all mad at me for not calling her last night but come on just let me turn 21 without all that drama!

I remember when one of my other friends turned 21, we partied at his house all night. Eventually one of the guys there started turning blue and not breathing right so me and my same roommate had to get him to the hospital. We were drivin down the road at 80mph right past cops who didnt pull us over. The guy said he woke up in the hospital screaming because there was a tube up his penis LOL!

So how do you clean vomit stains off of bare mattress?

[iwa]

haha... happy b-day congrats on the 21... I can't wait till I turn 21, I've had too many insane drinking experiences already. I remeber being so drunk that my friends mixed me wine, black velvet whiskey, and gin in a water bottle and made me drink a ton of it that made me mui sick.

[BoondockSaint]

my roommate was like a sprinkler on his back puking up in the air

Exactly the same thing that my hospitalized friend was doing. I leave him for 15 fucking seconds and come back to see him covered in his own puke and it looked like he used some puke shampoo and it was all up his nose and in his ears and eyes and shit it was so fucking sick - of course he didnt even care he was so fucking wasted and wasnt even coherent - plus that mofo being dragged to the door puked on the bottom of my big screen TV and like stained the shit because there is still spots all over the bottom.

[SmackinYaUp]

Thats pretty gross boondock. boondock saints is a good movie by the way. I had a guy puke in the backseat of my blazer all in the cupholders and down the sides of the inside wall, but worst of all into the factory speakers located on the side. It was so hard to clean, and I never could get all the chunks out from the speaker mesh by myself.

[FyrFytr998]

All I remember is a goldfish bowl filled with red death, and shots of Jaeger. And then I woke up the next morning. So I'm assuming I had a good time.

[Corey]

you pussy you didnt get a 3 wisemen

pffft learn to drink

[storm75m]

see guys, these are the reasons that I smoke and not drink... doesn't make you feel like shit, it's much cheaper, and you can control yourself. actually the stuff prevents you from puking cause its a natural cure for nausea... just my 2 cents!

[jmontis]

tabasco and tequila is called Devil's piss, great shot really, add some salt and lime to it.

[SmackinYaUp]

They called it a wild prairie fire or some shit. And I did the 3wisemen and a crackhead shot - that was shitty. I hate dark liquor and thats all they got me. I still feel like shit. It was lots of fun though.

[TylerK]

I remember my 21st birthday...actually I don't, but from what I'm told, I bumped into a parking meter on the street, then proceeded to grab it by its parking meter head and yell at it for not watching where it was going.

[Pizzaman]

You should have did the red headed slut.


Uh, the shot too

[Cavalry21]

'grats on 21. ahh the good old days.

For mine, we went to a bar and my friends bought me 19 shots in 45 mins. (This took 3 of us 4 hrs the next day to figure out). over 1/2 were tequilla. We left so fast because my college roomate wanted to go to a party at this girls house he was trying to hook up with. I got there, got a beer from the keg, drank 1/2, dropped it on the floor and ran out the door and started running home. The next day I woke up and said Ha! I didn't even puke. Then my friends showed me the pictures, layin on the floor in my boxers using the toilet as a pillow.

Good times.

Oh, another great 21st shot is 1941----Cuervo 1800 + 141.

see guys, these are the reasons that I smoke and not drink... doesn't make you feel like shit, it's much cheaper, and you can control yourself. actually the stuff prevents you from puking cause its a natural cure for nausea... just my 2 cents!

How about neither?

[HeavyP]

Yeah, I do neither. I turn 21 in a few months and will probably do nothing.