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Game #800625306 - (blinds $0.25/$0.50) No Limit Texas Hold'em -
2005/04/22-00:25:56.0 (CST)
Table "Nika (5 max)" (real money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: EAZZY$$$ ($78.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Sand Dab ($89.25 in chips)
Seat 3: jimmann ($0.00 in chips)
Seat 5: dsaxton ($77.00 in chips)
Sand Dab: Post Small Blind ($0.25)
dsaxton : Post Big Blind ($0.50)
Dealing...
Dealt to dsaxton [ 8d ]
Dealt to dsaxton [ As ]
EAZZY$$$: Call ($0.50)
Sand Dab: Call ($0.25)
dsaxton : Check
*** FLOP *** : [ 8s 8c 9d ]
Sand Dab: Check
dsaxton : Bet ($1.50)
EAZZY$$$: Raise ($3)
Sand Dab: Fold
dsaxton : Call ($1.50)
*** TURN *** : [ 8s 8c 9d ] [ 3h ]
dsaxton : Check
EAZZY$$$: Bet ($2)
dsaxton : Raise ($15)
EAZZY$$$: Call ($13)
*** RIVER *** : [ 8s 8c 9d 3h ] [ Ac ]
dsaxton : Bet ($20)
EAZZY$$$: Call ($20)
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $76.50 | Rake: $1
Board: [ 8s 8c 9d 3h Ac ]
EAZZY$$$ lost $38.50 [ Qh 9h ] (two pair, nines and eights)
Sand Dab lost $0.50 (folded)
jimmann didn't bet
dagooutlaw didn't bet
dsaxton bet $38.50, collected $76.50, net +$38 (showed hand) [ 8d As ] (a full
house, eights full of aces)