Cheesy whore!

[dalecooper]

I haven't run into this in at least a month... what a bunch of cheese. I reported his ass, hopefully Party drops a trashcan on his head.

***** Hand History for Game 2245697023 *****
$100 NL Hold'em - Wednesday, June 22, 10:30:54 EDT 2005
Table Table 36666 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Kajdee ( $105.15 )
Seat 3: PlanoSlim416 ( $42.25 )
Seat 4: BornToFckYou ( $30.3 )
Seat 5: TLANE71 ( $148.85 )
Seat 6: DayDeLay ( $91.9 )
Seat 2: stressball10 ( $96.95 )
DayDeLay posts small blind [$0.5].
Kajdee posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to stressball10 [ Kd Kc ]
stressball10 raises [$3].
TLANE71: we're even
PlanoSlim416 calls [$3].
PlanoSlim416: yep
BornToFckYou calls [$3].
PlanoSlim416: i could have taken you but the flush scared me
TLANE71: had 10's
TLANE71 folds.
DayDeLay folds.
Kajdee folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, 7h, Kh ]
stressball10 checks.
PlanoSlim416 checks.
BornToFckYou bets [$2].
stressball10 raises [$8].
PlanoSlim416 folds.
BornToFckYou calls [$6].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
stressball10 bets [$20].
PlanoSlim416: speaking of 10s, that's what i had this hand
BornToFckYou could not respond in time.(disconnected)
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
stressball10 shows [ Kd, Kc ] three of a kind, kings.
BornToFckYou doesn't show [ 3h, 5h ] high card ace.
stressball10 wins $20 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, kings.
stressball10 wins $25.2 from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.

[drmcboy]

to steal a phrase from someone here, this makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

[Rondavu]

I always wondered how this would translate to a home game. "Hey Ed, $20 to you. Ed? Ed are you sleeping?" Well I guess I'll show the river and if you win then you win."

My version

"Hey Ed made the flush and beat your trip kings. Wow. Good thing he fell asleep when you made that huge bet. Where is Ed anyway? I wanna congratulate him. You threw Ed out the window? Whoah time out."

[dalecooper]

E-mail from Party:

Using the information listed above we have investigated the history of the
player thoroughly and have found that not only was the hand you reported
suspicious but this player has shown a pattern of suspicious disconnects in the
past. Based on this information we have taken away the disconnect protection
privilege for this player. In the event he is disconnected in the future his
hand will be folded. We have sent an email to the player informing him of the
investigation.

[DaHorror]

I'm missing something here. Why does he disconnect instead of fold? It's the same result either way right?

Or does it cost you rake money when he disconnects instead of folding...?

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm missing something here. Why does he disconnect instead of fold? It's the same result either way right?

Or does it cost you rake money when he disconnects instead of folding...?

He had a draw that he didn't get odds to call with but wanted to see if he could win anyway. So he disconnected to get a free river card.

-'rilla

[DimitriT]

Good job reporting him. You should've also reported the donk who told his hand after he folded.

[DaHorror]

So that poker site disconnect = no bet but not fold?

I can see why they would do that but it sure is abusable - though it sounds like it wouldn't pay off in the long run to abuse it.

At Pacific where I'm hangin dc = fold ... which is why I posed the question - thanks for the reply.

[BobbySalami]

E-mail from Party:

Using the information listed above we have investigated the history of the
player thoroughly and have found that not only was the hand you reported
suspicious but this player has shown a pattern of suspicious disconnects in the
past. Based on this information we have taken away the disconnect protection
privilege for this player. In the event he is disconnected in the future his
hand will be folded. We have sent an email to the player informing him of the
investigation.

That punishment just does not seem harsh enough........the punishment should involve someone named Bubba and Vaseline........

[dalecooper]

If it were me running that site, I'd auto-transfer the $20 he had left in his stack from his account to mine. Cheating bitch.