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  1. 09-16-2005 07:09 PM #1
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    Default Roe v Wade

    With the selection process of a Supreme Court Justice underway, President Bush was asked his opinion of Roe v Wade,

    Bush replied "Whatever it takes to get the people of New Orleans to safety...."

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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  2. 09-16-2005 07:14 PM #2
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    Simple misunderstandings and misquotes occurring between the president and a loud obnoxious group of reporters means about as much to me as a baseball bat means to football.

    I actually watched the confirmation hearing for a couple hours and John Roberts looks like a sharp sumbitch. I like what I've seen so far.
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  3. 09-16-2005 07:17 PM #3
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    BTW: if there is one topic that should NEVER be discussed here (or between friends anywhere) it's roe vs. wade

    Please dont bring that subject up. =)

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  4. 09-16-2005 07:22 PM #4
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    Understood.
    Politics and religion are (and should be ) taboo...

    but this is just a topical joke...

    Now if I can only bluff as well as I joke.......
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  5. 09-16-2005 07:29 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSocal
    Understood.
    Politics and religion are (and should be ) taboo...

    but this is just a topical joke...

    Now if I can only bluff as well as I joke.......
    It is funny (and well done), I wasnt talking about what you said...

    Just wanted to make sure before anyone made the mistake of actually talking about that subject =)

    ps: I bet i'm not the only one whoes heart you stopped with that title

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    I'd say something like this as a joke.

    "I would like to change the subject!" -reporter "What do you think of Roe v Wade?"
    "I don't care!" -President Rilla "All I care about is the disaster in New Orleanse right now."

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  7. 09-16-2005 07:40 PM #7
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    Does my post titled "Bush hates blacks and loves Osama" get the most dividing and controversial non-abortion thread of the month award?
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  8. 09-16-2005 07:40 PM #8
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    My lord. It is a joke. If you cannot even handle a joke like this you must be the most tightly puckered pathetic anus in the world.



    And just because if bothers you so much and you want to make it serious and think it is so awful to discuss such a "taboo" subject that our courts, doctors, schools, parents, children, politicians, etc. discuss every day:


    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL

    I guess I better not say if that is a good or bad thing. I woud hate to spark debate on such a taboo subject in a country where we have fought so hard for the right to do so.

    That is all. Have a religiously and politically motivated day.


    By the way, did you hear the one about the honkee, the jew, and the homo that walked into a catholic church?
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    LoL. I feel like dropping the bomb. We all know we want to...

    Oh and while we're at it:

    Does God exist?
    Is gay marriage ok?
    What about the pledge of allegiance ruling in California?
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  10. 09-16-2005 07:50 PM #10
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    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    Yeah, well gambling is also legal in most states. I guess you think it's ok for people to gamble too, huh? People like you disgust me.
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    It has nothing to do with me, this is just an issue that WILL kill frindship among some people.

    This is a community, and while we do fight a little, nothing beings out anger and hate like that issue (from both sides)

    better to not talk about it here.

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    Actually this is a perfectly fine place to talk about it.
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    Does God exist?
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    What about the pledge of allegiance ruling in California?
    All much safer to talk about that abortion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    Yeah, well gambling is also legal in most states. I guess you think it's ok for people to gamble too, huh? People like you disgust me.
    Is this a joke? Don't we all gamble here?

    If you were to go back and carefully re-read the post you might happen to notice that he didn't take a side on the issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Does God exist?
    Does it matter?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Is gay marriage ok?
    Why should you care?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    What about the pledge of allegiance ruling in California?
    What ruling? The pledge is facist and unamerican.

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    DaNutsInYoEye wrote:
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    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL


    Yeah, well gambling is also legal in most states. I guess you think it's ok for people to gamble too, huh? People like you disgust me.
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    Is this a joke? Don't we all gamble here?

    If you were to go back and carefully re-read the post you might happen to notice that he didn't take a side on the issue.
    Would I dare joke on such a matter? You, my friend, might gamble. I, on the other hand, play poker.

    I would go back and carefully re-read the post, but my middle name is Danger and I prefer to move forward on the issue. And as for him supposedly not taking a side... again, he said it was legal.
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  17. 09-17-2005 02:56 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Does God exist?
    Does it matter?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Is gay marriage ok?
    Why should you care?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    What about the pledge of allegiance ruling in California?
    What ruling? The pledge is facist and unamerican.

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    Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (real money), #1,273,642,770
    Table Dallas, 16 Sep 2005 10:10 PM ET
    Seat 3: SlappinYaUp ($133.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: ReneBarbier ($55.85 in chips)
    Seat 6: Gmoney6969x ($49.40 in chips)
    Seat 8: rcroke ($152.30 in chips)
    Seat 9: marjay39 ($94.50 in chips)
    ANTES/BLINDS
    marjay39 posts blind ($0.50), SlappinYaUp posts blind ($1).

    SlappinYaUp gets [ KC,KH ]

    SlappinYaUp: Pussy
    rcroke: Me?
    SlappinYaUp: Yea
    SlappinYaUp: Pussy
    rcroke: lol

    PRE-FLOP
    ReneBarbier calls $1, Gmoney6969x calls $1, rcroke calls $1, marjay39 calls $0.50, SlappinYaUp bets $8, ReneBarbier folds, Gmoney6969x folds, rcroke bets $151.30 and is all-in, marjay39 folds, SlappinYaUp calls $124.95 and is all-in.

    FLOP [board cards 7C,KS,QD ]


    TURN [board cards 7C,KS,QD,5D ]


    RIVER [board cards 7C,KS,QD,5D,QC ]


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    rcroke shows [ 3H,2H ]
    SlappinYaUp shows [ KC,KH ]
    rcroke wins $18.35, SlappinYaUp wins $268.90.
    SUMMARY
    Dealer: rcroke
    Pot: $289.25, (including rake: $2)
    SlappinYaUp, bets $133.95, collects $268.90, net $134.95
    ReneBarbier, loses $1
    Gmoney6969x, loses $1
    rcroke, bets $152.30, collects $18.35, net -$133.95
    marjay39, loses $1
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    Delete your post, that post goes into some kind of a poker forum.
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  19. 09-17-2005 02:05 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Delete your post, that post goes into some kind of a poker forum.
    No, if you'd like to delete it for me your more than welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Delete your post, that post goes into some kind of a poker forum.
    No, if you'd like to delete it for me your more than welcome.
    I could have you erased from this world and no one would be the wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Delete your post, that post goes into some kind of a poker forum.
    No, if you'd like to delete it for me your more than welcome.
    I could have you erased from this world and no one would be the wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cartilago77
    My lord. It is a joke. If you cannot even handle a joke like this you must be the most tightly puckered pathetic anus in the world.



    And just because if bothers you so much and you want to make it serious and think it is so awful to discuss such a "taboo" subject that our courts, doctors, schools, parents, children, politicians, etc. discuss every day:


    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL
    ABORTION IS LEGAL

    I guess I better not say if that is a good or bad thing. I woud hate to spark debate on such a taboo subject in a country where we have fought so hard for the right to do so.

    That is all. Have a religiously and politically motivated day.

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    POTD by a country mile!
    A country mile isn't nearly half as long as it was when we were more an agrarian society so your statement lacks the emphasis you intended it to have.
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    hmm ... in that case

    post of the day by 1.609km!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    Oh and dont flip with me dude im a badass.
    There's only room for one badass around here. CHECK MY SIG SUCKA.



    P.S. You need to post the HH of that KK hand above in it's own topic. That is hilarious.


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